School, unequivocally the greatest source of knowledge for an aspiring youth. Sensibly it calls for our respect, admiration, and support. But what about that cranky math teacher with a large wart? Do we really have to submit to her cruel assignments, mocking eyes, and satanic intentions?

Here are some jokes to instill faith in students, that they can survive...

Mark was extremely saddened by the unfortunate grade he recieved from the venomous English teacher. Mrs. Vanessa Pumpernickel was a cold woman, who loathed children, and loathed names beginning with M's even more. Her old last name was Merriebell, which she had changed at 35 as a birthday present.

One day, Mrs. Pumpernickel had an assigment that dealt with treating others as you would like to be treated. She said that you had to be a person, any person, and record your thoughts and what you did that day.

When Mrs. Pumpernickel went home that night on her doorstop was an envelope. She opened it up to find a congratulatory letter from the state lottery telling her to be ready at school the next morning to recieve her prize.

Ecstatic Mrs. Pumpernickel called her mother to tell her to get all of the money in her savings and buy two new cars. She called the school anouncing she was quitting, and she told her husband she was leaving him.

The next day, all snazzed up and anxious, Mrs. Pumpernickel waited, and waited. Nothing happened though, and when Mark came in, he was beaming at her.

"Why are you smiling at me like that?" she said

"Well Im smiling because I finished my assignment"

"How so? Hmph...that's a first"

"Well you told me to treat someone like how I would want to be treated. I wanted to win the lottery, so I sent a letter to your house about you winning the Powerball 5....do I get a good grade?"

Mrs. Pumpernickel was admitted to the Stanton Mental Hospital later that day.

Student: What is the purpose of English class?

Teacher: So one can properly speak, understand, and convey their thoughts in proper grammatical structure.

Student: What is the purpose of History class?

Teacher: To preserve the past, and reap benefits from their mistakes, and proposed solutions.

Student: What is the purpose of of Science class?

Teacher: To understand the biological makeup of living things, and how things around us function in nature.

Student: What is the purpose of PE?

Teacher: To punish children by making them wear frumpy old uniforms, and tire them out so that they'll buy sodas from the school vending machines.

Mrs Garrish was a beloved 1st grade teacher that always taught her class to strive to help everyone as best as they could.

When Mrs Garrish was sick with stomach cramps for a whole week, a little girl in her class came to visit, bringing chocolate brownies with her.

Mrs Garrish was delighted and quickly ate the whole plate.

"Thank you very much Susie for the delicious treat"

"Your welcome Mrs Garrish, I hope they will help you"

"What do you mean Susie?"

"Well my daddy gets stomach cramps and takes laxatives to make him feel better, so I put them in the brownies, I hope it helps!"