Best Toys to Buy for Kids who's Parents You Hate

Some parents can be so annoying. They act like making a baby was some great work of literature. So what toys can you buy for your neice or nephew that will endear you to the child and at the same time drive its parents crazy? Behold : Funne's list of revenge gifts!

So why not get junior started off right with a big set of drums! Even the weird kids like drums. What better way to wake up dad on a Saturday morning than for little Petey to be playing Ac/DC's back to black on his new drums?

Maybe drums aren't it's calling. Perhaps something a little more...windy....Yes who didn't respect the kid lugging the tuba around school?

Some people think of ants as pesky insects, and you should too. Kids like odd things: boogies, dirt and insects. Why not give them their own little world to screw up with a great little ant farm and to spice things up, why not loose the ants and use termite larva available online!

Maybe bugs aren't your thing. Well here is another option...turtles...yes they are easy to care for, fun to kick around and when they die you can make an ashtray out of them. These will be your selling points when you present your gift: the turtle egg. This will provide the little future delinquent the opportunity to care for his pet from inncubation right through it's hatching. This should create a strong bond the will be difficult to break once mom and dad realize it wasn actually a chicken egg rather than a turtle. Turtle eggs are ilegal, but fertilized chicken eggs are readily available. So when the shell starcks cracking and the turtle starts peeping, the family will have to love it's new member just like Uncle Roy did when your red headed cousin was born. What surburban backyard is complete without a cock fight

Remember kids like dirt and stuff.....so maybe this cute sandbox from Sears with occupy their time in a constructive manner. More importantly it will ge them sandy and as such they will bring that sand into the house everytime they play. If you really don't like mom and dad, you can rub some catnip around the box and then it becomes a lesson in biology for the whole family. Dad will add pooper scooping the sandbox to his daily list of chores to keep Jr happy.

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