Foot massages wait for me when I finish work

I work a 9 to 5 job, I don't really like it... but it pays the bills. Not enough to get professional massages, but enough to get a little foot massager that does it for me.

And you know what, I work at a computer store! But working at a computer repair shop isn't much easier than say, a golf caddy or fixing a highway at 2 am in the morning.You have to deal with carrying heavy equipment, dodging flying printers, running away from angry customers and stepping on screws on the ground.

When you're trying to get home quick because you've want to go to the the pub for a while and you want to get home early because you work at 9 am and you need at least 3 hours rest.

Let me tell you, there's a lot of of action involved.. so recently there's a joy that I've been experiencing when I get home which is almost on par with putting my underwear in the microwave... putting my feet in a water filled massager.

It feels GREAT. I get tingles throughout my body, and I LIKE tingles. Goosebumps? Yeah, I get those just thinking about my feet being fondled by a 43 different little jets. They say that the human mind can only concentrate on 2 pressure points at a time, so maybe its my brain overloading that feels good. Who knows.

Sometimes I close my eyes and imagine that I'm dipping my feet in a lake and that red little fishes are swimming all around. Yes, I'm weird, but I like my mental images.

This is the foot massager I have, its the the blue one in the middle by Conair. Its recommended on that page so I figured why not.

I originally wanted to get the big foot massagers, but I barely have enough room for my desk chair.... never mind having a 3 feet foot machine beside me. Not to mention, I really don't care about the therapeutic values, I just want pleasure.

So as I finish writing this... with my feet in my massager, I wonder what the world would be like if everyone was experiencing this as well. There would probably be no crime, no wars, love would rule the air... and we'd all be a bit nicer.

To learn about what its like to have a foot massager , check it out.