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Beware of Writers Literary Agency

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By druneric


C'mon in and sue me!

Fellow creative writers! Lend me your ears! And any money you might have left. Oh . . . sorry.

I hadn't decided whether or not to write about this; I believed I was too old and wary to be taken in by crooks. I'm usually gullible enough to listen to just about anything and naive enough to hope that there may still be something left in the world that sounds too good to be true, but IS, in fact, TRUE! And then, it hit me, like . . . like . . . It's been WAY too long since I listened to The Further Adventures of Nick Danger (See: Firesign Theatre, 1969. Seriously, see it. Don't just listen to it! Live it!) Anyway, it occurred to me that I may not be the only sap who was ever taken in by promises of publishing glory shoveled out by the infamous Writers Literary Agency. You too?? C'mon; admit it. Really? Well, screw you guys!

I'm not going to bore you all to death with copies of the crap they sent me, but I will tell you that if you go to the Predators & Editors website and do a search for these incredible con men you'll get a snoot full. At best, I can say that they help people self-publish, which can create mountains of debt for the writer, and unless he has miraculously written the next world-wide bestseller he'll never recoup his losses. At worst these . . . people take advantage of dim-witted writers like me who live for the day an agency says, "We would love to represent you." Oh man! You go running to all your friends and relatives telling them you'll soon be discussing your book on Oprah Winfrey and the next day you get an email from Writers Literary Agency saying, ["Now, rest assured, we are not asking you for money, but we would like a professional critique of your work. We recommend you submit your work to (list of literary sounding websites). The critique will cost YOU between $70-$90, but is well worth it. The critique will be so helpful in polishing your work so that it will be completely ready to go to the publisher. Remember, you have to help us help you."] Then you find out that the list of critics works for Writers Literary Agency. They then, if you take the bait, begin a shit-shovelling expedition which rapidly cleans out your bank account and has you peddling your book on a streetcorner near the home you lost. Well . . . depending on how gullible you are. And the world's full of us.

So, take my advice; just toddle on back to your Writer's Market Deluxe Edition (mine's 2 years old now because I can't afford a new one) and submit, submit, submit. Investigate, investigate, investigate.

Thank you for your time. I'll step off my soapbox now and wait for the next email from Writers Literary Agency. No kidding, you can send them the nastiest emails and they just keep coming back for more! You can't believe the kahonays on these guys.

Former Saps & Suckers Club


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EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image

EYEAM4ANARCHY  says:
10 months ago

It's a shame that groups like that and the ones associated with poetry.com are out there exploiting the hopes of innocent people. I do commend you for trying to prevent other people from falling into their trap.

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druneric  says:
10 months ago

Thanks. I just can't believe I fell for it. I'm usually so skeptical.

C. C. Riter  says:
10 months ago

Predators and Editors is a great site. sorry you got into that mess.

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druneric  says:
10 months ago

Me too, me too. Fortunately it cost me nothing out-of-pocket. I read some accounts where the writer was so desperate to believe these fools he just kept writing bigger and bigger checks. In these times it's hard to know who to trust.

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druneric  says:
10 months ago

HA HA HA HA LOLAL! I WONDERED HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE BEFORE ONE OF THEIR ADS SHOWED UP ON MY HUB. DIDN'T TAKE LONG. It's an automatic world and we either have to be saints or have balls of steel to survive. Of course, that's just one wo-man's opinion.

Wingswriter profile image

Wingswriter  says:
10 months ago

Because of your post, I've learned about two websites I never heard of before -- one with helpful advice and one to avoid. Thanks so much for sharing your experience.

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
10 months ago

Great! I was so anxious to be represented that when I went to the Writers Literary Agency website I told myself maybe there was some legal reason they couldn't actually name the authors they represent. duh. If you push them far enough they show you a website http://aegpublishinggroup.com/aeg_pressrelease.htm that also leads you through a rabbit hole convolution which eventually leads right back to your wallet. The info on Predators & Editors is more interesting and goes all the way back to 2005. It's a fascinating shell game--perhaps someone should write about it!! Be my guest; it's not my genre.

MindField profile image

MindField  says:
8 months ago

Great hub, druneric!

I've been trying to tell people for years that self-publishing is a scam. When I had a larger website, I had a long true story about an author I met whose book had real possibilities if only he'd hired some legitimate professional editing help. But he'd already put thousands into self-publishing (thousands and thousands) and had an entire bedroom filled with boxes of an absolutely unsellable book. It was heartbreaking.

Two more quick examples:

Another writer I knew, with a book far less salvageable, went the same route. The end product had so many typos in it, including on both the front and back covers, that it was painful even to look at, much less read. And he paid through the nose for the 'privilege.'

Finally, there was the family who wanted to create a lasting memory of their mother. They had other family members contribute rememberances and recollections - then coughed up a great wad of money to have it 'edited' (inevitably a joke with self-publishing companies) and bound. Had they gone to Kinko's or some such place, they could have done it for a tiny fraction of the price they paid to the scammers.

Makes me furious to think of so many trusting people getting caught in this web and finding themselves, at the end of the road, broke and deeply disappointed. You are one of the saints, druneric, for putting aside your ego [it's always hard to admit our errors, especially when they're doozies - I know too well!] and having the strength to spread the word.

Hurrah for you!

RGraf profile image

RGraf  says:
8 months ago

Thanks for the warning. When I wanted to publish my book, I looked all over but was downright scared of all the con artists out there. I actually came here to Hubpages to get recommendations and was directed to a few that are working out really well. Word of mouth is the best reputation you can have and will help avoid getting your bank account cleaned out.

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druneric  says:
8 months ago

MindField--Oh, thanks, but I'm far from saintly. I guess I always figure for every one person who admits to being gullible there are a thousand others. And besides, my life is an open book. Ouch.

RGraf--Oh, yeah. Most people have a love-hate relationship with the Internet anymore, including me. Good luck with your projects. I haven't had time to write lately because I'm busy pounding the pavements. I need better time management I suppose.

Obioha Oti  says:
5 months ago

With the obvious difficulty of getting traditional publishers get one's book published, even when the book is a potential award winner or best seller, what other options are available to an unpublished author, who have waited for so long to have his book published?

Igby70  says:
4 months ago

I just sent an angry letter to Writers Literary Agency, having fallen for their bullsh*t a week before. I was a lucky one for not getting any response from them at all, and I actually felt a spark of hope that my family saga would be represented. They'd better not swipe my story or I'll sue the sh*t out of them.

The sad thing is that there are so many BAD books out there that get published and make their authors big money. It really is all about who you know and who knows you. Back to the Writers Market tome I love to hate.

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
4 months ago

It's been so long since I've written--I've been sidetracked. To Obioha I say: If you really want to see your writing bound and in print, go for it. I just can't afford to self-publish, and my biggest beef with these weazels is that they pump writers full of so much smoke. "Wow! this is great stuff, but we need to charge you for an official critique."

And to Igby70--I'm sad to hear they're still at it. And you're right; there's an awful lot of crap out there. I think a big part of getting published is creating your own luck by doing what Steven King did. He wrote constantly, submitted short stories for years and FINALLY was noticed. His book, "On Writing" was quite a good read. Thanks

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Mighty Mom  says:
4 months ago

Druneric -- You manage to make your righteous anger sound literary! So you deff deserve to be published and I hope a legit firm discovers your talent.

Hey -- maybe you could send WLA this hub for critique:-)!!

Thanks for sharing your experience. MM

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Rochelle Frank  says:
4 months ago

Preditors and Editors is an invaluable resource for writers of any experience. Anyone who even thinks about writing seriously should check them out completely.

Thanks and kudos to you for sharing your experience. Many people keep these things secret-- which is what the preditors count on. I'd be especially wary of those that advertise the most.

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
4 months ago

Thanks MM and Rochelle. What I'm trying to figure out now is how this months-old hub seems to be attracting readers again. Must be my Higher Power's way of telling me to start writing again.

tankgirly  says:
4 months ago

Oh My Goodness! I was on the verge of falling into the very trap. They've sent me the email about getting a critique, and I can't believe I was half considering it. But half of me wasn't really sure, so after consulting my husband we decided to do some research online first about this agency. Luckily we did. I think I will just leave it and put their email into my 'junkmail' section from now on.

Tank

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
4 months ago

Hi tankgirly--Once again, I'm wondering why this particular hub is being read again, but I'm glad if it's saving people from throwing their money away. From the frustrated author's point of view, however: if I had unlimited resources at my disposal, you could bet your life I'd be using those resources to have my little book bound and sitting on the shelves at the book stores.

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lmmartin  says:
3 months ago

Hey Druneric, I also fell for their crap a while ago when I was fresh off the turnip truck, wet behind the ears and so grateful for anyone who would look at and consider my work. But, I, knowing my limitations had already had my manuscript professionally edited and it cost me a lot more than $90 and very well worth it.

Had you continued, the next group of emails would inform you, you'd been assigned to an agent, and your hard worked MS was now sitting in their database where publishers who are ALL looking for new writers -- excuse me while I gag -- can look it up.

Then, according to those who were there longer than the five minutes I was, eventually you would have received an email telling you that due to the economic times, they could not sell your work. However, they would have helped you put together a website, also owned by them, then had you self-publish on Amazon on something called -- prove demand.

We all have the picture by know.

I am so happy for you that you backed out. I, personally, never did send them a thin dime and have since found other avenues, so I am one of the fortunate ones that left unscathed.

I almost didn't post my writing on this site because I saw that seductive ad of theirs advertised here.

I would be more than happy to put my name on any petition drawn up to ask Google to refuse their advertising.

Want to start it?

And yes, I must add my kudos to P&E for their wonderful work protecting new writers from the flim-flam men(women) out there.

Read the thread on Publish America while you're at it.

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
3 months ago

Hey! Thanks so much for the additional information. And I will read the thread. Wow, WLA were even bigger scammers than I knew.

Rocky G Horner  says:
3 months ago

It.s a good thing you told me all adout this business before I jumped in with both feet.

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druneric  says:
3 months ago

That's gratifying. Thanks for letting me know and I wish you luck with a legitimate agency.

jijosu55@yahoo.com  says:
3 months ago

Thank you druneric,

I was about to send them a cheque for the critique.

After reading here you just saved me some money...thank you again

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druneric  says:
2 months ago

Yay!! I love to save people from scams. Thanks

Mike Bignold  says:
2 months ago

I'm an old man writing in England and thought WLA looked too good to be true but was impressed by being telephoned by a representative from WLA from Indiana - like an old fool I sent him one of my MS heard nothing and then read your piece.

Luckily I guess. Thankyou Druneric for your timely advice.

You should be made chief of the Writers Police.

There are lots of old folks with too little to do who could correct typos and do editing feel good about getting authors writing better for a small fee. We could have our own agency. Pre Publish Services? How about it.

Mike

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