In the past two years there has been what can only be described as a rash of pregnancies amongst University of Indiana college girls who are all claiming that Big Foot, seen frequently in the area, is the father of their children.

Daryl Darwin, a professor of Anthropology at the university, has taken a personal interest in the claims, saying that if it proves true, it will be the first evidence of a exozoological species cross-fertilizing with another species.

Indiana is  well-known to Big Foot specialists as an area which is rife with sightings in the past few years. a Big Foot and or Yeti has been spotted on the campus numerous times, in fact, usually sporting a large hat, scarf and long gabardine coat, in order to disguise his activities, but it is not always effective, and his attempts at disguise have been seen-through by a number of students, who usually say that his smell gives him away in spite of his costume.

Speaking about the phenonmenon, Dr. Daryl Darwin said at a press conference held by the student newspaper "The Tittler" :

"The names of the girls who have been impregnated by this creature are being witheld, however, my investigation has revealed that up to twenty girls over the last two years have been sexually accosted by Big Foot, usually after he gets the girl drunk and she passes out...he will typically turn up at night and offer to carry the student's books for her back to the dorm, where he will produce a bottle of whiskey from his long gabardine and suggest they have a drink together..."

Q: Professor, isn't the girl suspicious when she sees his white fur protuding from beneath his sleeve or his collar?

A: No. The girls he targets have typically an open trust and even unreal belief in the goodness of not only other people, but also mythological creatures. They only accept the drink out of what they call a kindness to hairy strangers belief.

The girls who have given birth to their Big Foot babies are all doing well, and expected to be suing for child support if and when the randy monster is captured.

He was last seen making for Canada.