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Boobs and Bras - From Boring to Bizarre

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By T.L.Eaves

Are You Serious???

Well, this is a first.

Let's Talk Lingerie

 As you likely know, I'm doing a series of hubs on 'boobs', from surgeries to underwires, I'm talking about it all.  The true motivation behind this series is the promotion of breast cancer awareness.  So don't think I'm just obsessed with ta-tas... wink.

Today's hub is dedicated to the 'bra'.  This hub is designed to be a compliment to my 'Buying the Right Bra' hub that I published some time ago.  The purpose of today's hub is to simply entertain.  I've found some crazy things in my research, and much of this craziness pertains to the brazier. 

Over the years, the bra has become much more than underwear and is now considered a fashion staple.  Gone are the days of the flesh tone satin cup.  Today's bras are wild, colorful, and often times crazy. 

So, I have decided to put together a series of photos (and a little information) to enlighten you one some of the weird bras I've seen while researching 'boob' surgeries and breast cancer (case in point, the "hand" bra at the top of this hub)....Enjoy!

 

The Bacon Bra -- That's right - BACON

Oh look... a whole new use for breakfast pork products!
Oh look... a whole new use for breakfast pork products!

The Bacon Bra and The Spiky Bra

 The bra above is made entirely of bacon.  I just stumbled on it when I was researching the 'right bra' hub...I've had this in My Pictures ever since!  Too weird. Can you imagine all the grease left on the skin when she removed the bacon...can we say 'boob zits'...yuck.

And the spiky bra below is pretty interesting actually. It's a regular bra that's been modified for photographic purposes...but they're actually catching on for performers...particularly exotic dancers...but I think, for the moral majority, it would be a great way to deter the husband on days when we're just not feelin' frisky!  ha ha.

Bet This Looks Great Under a T-Shirt

Don't fake a headache - wear a bra like this instead!
Don't fake a headache - wear a bra like this instead!

More Pork...and Down Right Creepy

To me, this is like serial killer type stuff...can anyone say, "it puts the lotion on it's skin..."
To me, this is like serial killer type stuff...can anyone say, "it puts the lotion on it's skin..."

Pig Bra and Creepy Clown Hand Bra

Well, the pig bra just freaks me out. What would possess someone to make such a thing?? And, more importantly, did they use the remainder of the pig for something? They better be eatin' roast and bacon every day! After all, in our current economic state - nobody can afford to waste.

And well - another reason clowns are creepy...the bra below looks like a clown copping a feel. She's color coordinated, appears rather happy about being violated by "Giggles" the clown.

http://www.personaltrainyou.com

It's Like the Movie "IT"

At least she's color coordinated.
At least she's color coordinated.

Deli Meat and Mustard Bra

Oh - this totally grosses me out...it's way worse than the bacon bra cause you can actually see her face.  Excuse me while I gag a little. 

Deli Bra --- Gross

...I'm speechless.
...I'm speechless.

WHAT DO YOU THINK??

What inspires 'meat' bras?

  • boredom
  • strange fetishes
  • too much alcohol
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First Glance profile image

First Glance  says:
9 months ago

GOOD DESIGNS OF BRA..FIND SOME MORE.

r4hm4ns profile image

r4hm4ns  says:
9 months ago

interesting.... :-)

AshleyVictoria profile image

AshleyVictoria  says:
9 months ago

YUCK to the food bras. That's super gross!!

Tom Rubenoff profile image

Tom Rubenoff  says:
9 months ago

I dunno, this hub really made me hungry, but milk and meat is just not kosher.

St.James profile image

St.James  says:
9 months ago

Well, I always thought everyone likes bacon.

LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl  says:
9 months ago

the food ones are nasty, but I really quite like to hand one at the top!

Gin Delloway profile image

Gin Delloway  says:
8 months ago

I like the first bra!! It's really very extraordinary and attractive!

AshleyVictoria profile image

AshleyVictoria  says:
8 months ago

LondonGirl, I agree - the top bra is kinda appealing...would make a cute addition to a fembot costume!

ladyvenus  says:
8 months ago

haha just emagine if you wear those bras

kasanova profile image

kasanova  says:
5 months ago

funny collections

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