Hot Breasts, The Great Hollywood Breast Quiz

So you think you know your breasts huh? Think you've been leering at the ladies of Hollywood for long enough to be able to answer a few questions about their delicious cleavages? Do you have what it takes to be the best?

Well lets see what you've got....

On with the Quiz!

Christina Aguilera's post pregnancy breasts seem to have raged out of control. Whilst it is normal to have some expansion when milk comes in, it would appear that Christina's body was preparing her to nurse something much larger than a baby.

Was Christina's body planning to nurse:

• A small village in Africa
• A baby whale.
• Her infant son.

Kim Kardashian's breasts have been the subject of great controversy over the months and years. I was even drawn into the controversy regarding them, and spent a whole week without eating or showering whilst I worked on the case. I think we can all relate to that. At one time it seemed that all anyone cared about were Kim Kardashian's breasts. Are they natural Why do we care? That's the real question. I sense some kind of government conspiracy cover up.

Kim Kardashian's breasts:

• Are lovely and large
• Are all natural
• Have been used as a toilet.

Jordan has gained more attention than the average large chested Hollywood bear for her breasts, but what you might not realize is that all that surgery has taken a serious toll on her body. In recent pictures of a Katie Price wardrobe malfunction, there were visible stitch marks around her nipples from where they had been removed and reattached. Mmmm, ain't nothing sexier than vanity surgery scars.

Katie Price's Breasts are:

• Tragic
• Sad
• Pathetic
• Freakishly engineered

Scarlett Johansson garners a great deal of attention for her breasts, and seems to have no problem showing them off in various cleavage revealing dresses. I'd write more, but aside from being cloyingly sweet and pretending to do charity work, Scarlett Johansson is fairly boring.

Scarlett Johansson's breasts are:

• Perfect
• Overrated

Pamela Anderson is still showing her breasts after two decades in the business. Her latest breast reveal was carried out in the Crazy Horse Lounge in Paris, where she stripped completely nude for an intimate crowd of a couple hundred people. No pictures survive from this event, as journalists and people with cameras were driven from the place with pitchforks and impromptu tunes from the storming of the Bastille.

Pamela Anderson's breasts:

• Are so old that they need to be disposed of humanely
• Are two of the most successful actresses in Hollywood
• Will one day be regarded as a cultural icon

Swap your paper with a friend, swap back, then sort yourself into one of these categories:

Scholar: I answered all the questions consideredly, and I am mad that there isn't a real scoring system in place.

Prude: I'm offended by this, and all references to sexuality. Women should be covered and not heard. Discussion of women should be limited to how well they play the piano, and how fair their skin is.

Target Audience: Questions? There were questions?