Bruno Quotes
63Bruno Quotes
The new Bruno movie is officially due out anytime soon!
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Ive seen the preview of bruno, and let me tell you now-this one will impress diehard Sacha Baren Cohen fans! Theres so many funny bits, and so many cool quotes from him.
When Borat took us all by storm, people were quoting him in his funny voice for years, infact many still do! Bruno will spawn the same reaction, so read up and get ready for it!!
In reference to evil world leaders:
Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Moustaches!
Bruno on his super gayness:
"what is your biggest gun?"
"do you need to use lubrication with a gun like that?"
Bruno enquiring about the gun:
"how far can you put that up the poopenschafte before its dangerous?"
Bruno to a preist
"after I'm converted could I choose to spend my life with a chick with a dick?"
"if Freddie Prince Jr. crawled in here now on all fours, are you telling me you wouldn't want to undress him?"
Bruno on hollywood stars:
"Liza Minnelli, do you wish her a benign tumor or a malignant tumor?"
What do you think it is that makes shooting the number 1 leisure activity for gay guys at the moment?
Bruno on the USA:
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Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that's why I've come to the gayest part of America - Alabama!
So what do you sat to people out there who see you are very powerful in your physeek, have very powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what yourSchawasenstucke is like?
Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait until the season is over?
So what does freedom mean to you? Freedom in Austria is a lot about being able to walk down the street with my boyfriend Diesel just holding hands is that what you're campaigning for?
"freedom means his right to hold his boyfriend Diesel's hand in public"
Bruno on Bin Laden:
"Osama Bin Laden is cool and fashionable"
Do you need any more models because I'm like Chrysler's Muse in Austria
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors
Bruno on life:
How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don't want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore them or wheel them away?
Do you think if house music was around in the 30's World War II would have even happened?
The rise of club music, the fall of apartheid - coincidence or not?
A good one!:
Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Moustaches!
Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair, like Jesus, and like hippies and you know Rod Stewart.
A lot of the style gurus in Austria are saying like Osama Bin Laden is the best dressed guy, do you think so?
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors.
Do you need any more models because I'm like Chrysler's Muse in Austria
Bruno on the mo king:
Burt Reynolds, keep him in the ghetto or train to Auschwitz?
Bruno on his fav director, Kiwi Peter Jackson:
"You had 9/11 where you had a massive attack on America and then you have this, its like a mini-9/11"
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i love the movie
WoW it looks funny and i want to see it but hes homo....
Awesome! Can't wait to check out this movie. I love funny quotable movie lines!
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Keep your eyes out for when Bruno is officially released on the big screen!! Due out in 2009 - 4 months ago
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personally i found Bruno terribly disquisting' especially the scenes through the end, i had to leave the movie,it wwas like watching porn on a big screen. I do not know how this movie ended up movie theatres. terrible... - 4 months ago
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Watched this movie tonight. Laughed out loud. There's much much more in this movie than you covered. It is not just skin deep. Same as Borat was not just skin deep. This movie is not for hypocrites for sure. - 4 months ago
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Keep your eyes out for when Bruno is officially released on the big screen!! Due out in 2009 - 4 months ago
it gets to the second - Comment by
personally i found Bruno terribly disquisting' especially the scenes through the end, i had to leave the movie,it wwas like watching porn on a big screen. I do not know how this movie ended up movie theatres. terrible... - 4 months ago
it gets to the second - Comment by
Watched this movie tonight. Laughed out loud. There's much much more in this movie than you covered. It is not just skin deep. Same as Borat was not just skin deep. This movie is not for hypocrites for sure. - 4 months ago
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dolores mcphee says:
3 months ago
I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!!
the funniest movie ive seen in such a long time.