Is tenting with Gadhafi not your cup of tea? Would you rather get a root canal than listen to Ahmadinejad? Both of these dictators are the worst of the worst, but their speeches make them out to be crazy characters out of a novel. Sometimes life is just stranger than fiction, do you not think? Personally I found Gadhafi wanting to pitch a tent hilarious, but he claims to want to get back to his Bedouin roots. Boy was I offended when a few people said that Gadhafi was not good enough to eat with our dogs because my canines were always part of the family. Gadhafi and his tent were so crazy, and what is he thinking? Even Buster preferred to stay in a nice comfortable house as opposed to a tent. It is time we have a sweet peace love dog deliver a speech at the UN. I can guarantee Buster would have delivered a crazy speech at the UN, but that is only because he is a dog. When he was a puppy my sister taught him to shake hands, and he became obsessed with it there after. Every time I went out to play with him he wanted to shake my hand. One time I was emptying the dryer, and the moment my hand was free his paw came smack down in my palm. Buster's penchant for shaking earned him the nickname Diplodog, and I used to tell him how everyone would love him at the UN. Anyway, after this week of crazy speeches listen to what Bubberific (his other nickname) would say if he gave a speech there.

What a week, what a week! I swear, what brain surgeon let Gadhafi and Ahmadinejad speak at the UN? I may just be a dog you know, but it does not take a rocket science to figure out we should not let these crazies anywhere near the US, or anywhere near a microphone. Just my two cents.

I have a crazy speech planned for you UN assembly, but if you walk out on me at least you know I am a peace loving dog.

I think if we all tried to get along the world would be a better place. You know some of my hobbies are eating drywall and wood. Well I did that as a puppy, but then I graduated to eating wash clothes. Better watch the dryer or I will shake your hand, and grab a tasty wash cloth out of the dryer.

Hey, at least eating a wash cloth is a peaceful thing to do, but I am probably the only creature on earth that would do it! I think edible paper would be a great invention. We could all have pen pals and send them messages on edible paper. Come on world, in the year 2009 we should all try to get along more. Eating drywall, wood, and wash cloths is better than what some other leaders have planned. Vote for Buster, the Diplodog of peace!