CBS: The News Centurions

"You Can't Be Here"

Kansas City, August 10

CBS (the most twisted name in broadcasting) brought the Early Show to Kansas City loaded for crowd control. Disguised as women, they were changelings, transformers, mercenary shape shifters morphing into cops, there (Liberty Memorial Park) to clear away anyone suspected of being there.

Reminding proponents of peace that "You can't be here" CBS staff, with the aid of real police were able to quell the disturbance caused by 60 year old Corva Murphy and her husband, Everett, known members of Peace Works, an anti-nuclear-weapons group.

Bearing a sign with the inflammatory ‘Out of Iraq, Now' the Murphys (whose son has served in Iraq) were brusquely told that "You have to put your signs down. CBS doesn't want any political signs."

Finally, having refused to leave Liberty Memorial Park, police were forced to slap the cuffs on Mrs. Murphy, though later deciding not to haul her in for the customary rubber hosing downtown.

CBS, in the interest of broadcasting serious, hard hitting news, was covering the country band, Big and Rich, renowned for their rousing patriotic fervor and whose very mention will immediately, I'm sure, evoke the immortal lyrics to ‘Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)'.

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