Well shut my mouth! I'm banned!(3 days) I don't remember insulting anyone, I think they got the wrong guy! Ok! I'm guilty! I'm a name caller! What can I do to be nicer? I could avoid talking to liberals but that's what they want! They want everyone to agree with......choke!choke!....them. It's like eating something that just doesn't won't to go down! It's like that desperate feeling you have when you're ten minutes from the house and you're about to explode! It's political Hell!

How do I avoid this exile, this suspension of rights, this violation of thought and the ban on blasting a liberal! First you got to love them, they tempt you with useless little pieces of nonsense based on fairy tales and wishful thinking! They declare you are mean, nasty and troll like! They send little innuendos about your uncaring and racist behavior. They cry homophobia late into the night and insinuate you suffer from latent homosexual tendencies. They call you inhuman!

I see the light! I lost my humanity! My heart has gone cold! I have no love! Oh, woe is me! But maybe if I recycle more and stop making slippers out of the neighborhood cats I'll feel the love grow! Thats it ! I'll be lost in love! I won't need my Bible to tell me what to do I'll be empowered!

I can do this! I'll stop opening doors for women to ensure they know we are equal. I'll stay out of the abortion argument because I'm a guy and, hey, it's none of my business. I'll no longer say sweetheart, honey, darling, love, sweetie, sugar-booger, kitten, twinkle-toes, wench or old-lady. I will do what I'm told it's a new world, a new day and it's our women's turn to be the dominate sex! I'll gladly assume the role of neutered male and become a modern metro-sexual male!

No more fighting, I give up, just tell me what to do! I won't raise my voice and I'll be more sensitive to: cats, dogs, gays, minorities, illegal immigrants, community activists, liberals, socialists, tree huggers, vegetarians, prostitutes, losers, intellectuals and seals. I'll cancel my membership to the NRA!! I'll work to free men on death row because it's not really their fault they killed the parents of five small children they just weren't given a fair start in life do to the corporate Piggy's who made too much money and weren't willing to share their life's work with those who didn't like work or were too busy being stoned to really pay attention and the time just flew by and now they need the money for munchies.

Take all my loot because you shouldn't get to keep the things you work for when others don't have the same stuff because it will only cause class envy. I'll let my all powerful government tell me how to live and when to die because it will be run by the brightest progressive intellectuals in the land and if it requires a higher intellect I will bow and obey to the all knowing, Gods in their own countries, European Intellectuals. These giants of thought, keepers of fair, will disperse all we need using their infinite wisdom.

I'll be free of personal responsibilty, the problems of wealth, my identity, my sexuality and my mind! I can cry again without concern for those petty male ego issues! I'm free?