Here in the Ohio valley, we are over run by Canadian geese every summer. I work part time taking care of 15 acres. There is a pond there. Every year Canadian geese domesticate the premises. They hang out around the pond. They are beautiful creatures but, yes PETA , I did say BUT.....they SHIT everywhere!

They have a favorite tree to hang out under. The grass is matted from goose poo. It looks like a ceremonial circle of shit. They then hatch little pooping gooses and the circle turns into a fort of defecation!

I tried using a gas horn to chase them off. They are either deaf or the male thinks it is a mating call. I tried chasing the off with a golf cart. They just spread out and ignore me. The male dose give me an "I can kick your ass look!"

I can't walk ten feet around the pond without stepping in goose dung. The entire property has become an annual vacation spot for these Canadian feathered tourists.

Thought I would try my shotgun....you know...Canadian...French...run. They flew off! Two hours later they were basking in the sun by the pond. I guess they didn't believe my blitzkrieg I haven't seen them for a couple of weeks now. They must have flown home?

Why can't they fly to Florida like all the other Canadians?

What do they eat that makes them poop by the pound?

Do Canadians feed them laxatives before they fly to Ohio?

Are the Canadians practicing to invade the U.S. with a goose poo poo infested with a virus that makes us want to be enslaved by rude Canadian tourists?

Are Canadian Free Masons teaching those geese to annoy us while they take over our country?

ARE WE BEING GOOSED?

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !