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The Top Ten Richest People in the World in 2009
- Bill Gates
- Warren Buffet
- Carlos Slim Helú
- Lawrence Ellison
- Ingvar Kamprad
- Karl Albrecht
- Mukesh Ambani
- Lakshmi Mittal
- Theo Albrecht
- Amancio Ortega
In The Depths of My Lively Imagination
In the end, with only seven hundred and ninety three people were left on earth, who could still afford to get a buzz, or at least the fruits of it, and even some of them were disappearing and dying off. Long before the dark face of poverty had spread all over the world, I have to admit that some of us saw it coming, but were powerless to stop it.
Some lectured about it, some wrote about it, and some brave news reporters even did nightly news stories on it (as long as there wasn't anything more important to talk about). Most listened, but all efforts were too little too late.
At first, crime scene investigators performing autopsies all over the world, found alarming symptoms never observed before. It was as fascinating as any District Nine Medical Examiner television show. Maybe it wasn't Dr. Jan Garavaglia solving the crime, more like just a number of dedicated scientists working around the clock, each as clueless as the others, and a wide range of different theories. The world soon was pointing fingers in many directions, as the details of the mass murders began to leak to the press.
Long before it came to this, huge numbers were just simply disappearing without anyone even finding the bodies. The rumors and speculations had been going on since clear back in 2006. No two autopsies showed the same modus operandi. Still, although it was talked about, and the average citizen in every country thought they knew a little about the whole mess, few understood the true implications of those we were losing by the hundreds of thousands daily.
Kings and kingdoms, democratic, socialist, and communistic countries, came and went, all focused on the latest financial crisis' or financial scandal. Governments were printing money so fast, that really only the seven hundred and ninety-three people, perceived the irony of the situation. That was only because it was also affecting them. Although, as long as money existed, and they had the most of it, they could go on -- perhaps, not as in the grand style of the days before, but they alone could afford what the starving and disillusioned masses gave up so unwillingly.
To my way of thinking, the top ten of those so privileged and enlightened, could have collaborated. They could have convinced the rest of their kind to help resolve the growing hunger in the world, and find a way to stop the global mass murder. Sadly, in this world, those of the highest power, seldom collaborate. By the time they saw the need, it was too late.
Now, Bill was the only one left in the world who could afford apples, apple juice, apple cider, applesauce, and delicious homemade apple wines. It was only on his estates that they grew anymore. Being the King of Apples, seemed to be some kind of poetic justice.
Warren, still smarting from his losses, and not relishing second place, settled on being the King of Cherries. His fond memories of mom's cherry pie, a luxury dessert back in his childhood days in Nebraska, somehow made this OK. He was at least realistic, admitting he'd made some dumb mistakes. Bill was watching him carefully.
Carlos, as an art collector, would have liked to have been above it all, except his own Lebanese heritage betrayed him into moving away from telecommunications, and into becoming the divided King of Olives and King of Melons. That way, he could continue to dominate what was left of Latin America, and still remain loyal to his ancestors. Truth be known, he was a lot more worried about the demise of baseball.
Lawrence wasn't about to give into his court squabble with Ernesto, he still was vying for being in charge of the America's Cup. Yet, he found himself King of Cranberries. Somehow it wasn't quite enough, yet at least he could afford them. Maybe he'd just sail away somewhere on his ninety food trimaran and forget the whole thing.
Ingvar, usually far above the others in terms of sensibility and frugal living, pretty much went on to live as he always had. Coming from a farm family and humble roots, it wasn't too far a stretch to choose to be King of Raspberries. They were some of the few luxuries he'd always allowed himself in his leaner days.
Germany's Karl, remained as private as he always was. He was content to just play golf as he always had, despite being the unwilling recipient of the title King of Strawberries. Yet, at his deepest level of love, the one he had for orchids -- he perhaps took the mass murders the hardest. He was willing to step outside of his comfort zone, long before the others and funded many of the scientists searching for a solution, all trying desperately before it was too late.
Mukesh and Lakshmi, both being from India, did attempt to join forces, although Mukesh's passions got in the way. He'd much preferred the title of King of Bollywood, than King of Watermelons. When Lakshmi was crowned King of Pears, all of China was in revolt and highly insulted.
Theo had the most to lose. His prior kingdom had depended upon them. Seeing that many murders and knowing that it was an unsolved crime, just made him more reclusive than ever. He garnered the title of King of Blueberries. That didn't even make him appear in public.
Finally, there was Amancio who just plain gave up his throne in favor of his daughter Marta. She was being groomed all along to replace him, in his previous financial kingdom. So, it seemed more fitting that there would be one Queen of Pumpkins among the other nine kings.
So there you have it, in the end, with no solution to the crimes, only the billionaires endured right up to the very end. They were the only ones who could afford to own and consume what the rest of the world could not. The mass murder of honeybees world wide, had led to this.
By the time they realized they could not stop the culprit(s) only the seven hundred and ninety-three finally relinquished their need to control and allowed the top ten to collaborate. The last time anyone saw them, they were boarding a spaceship, heading out with only mother nature's remaining seed to a new home in the sun.
Only Parts of the Story Are True
Well, there you have it, this is one of my campfire stories destined for my granddaughter's, as I tell them about the plight of mankind and our friend the honeybee. The trouble with this fairytale, is that parts of the story above, are a little too true. That leaves me with a dilemma, perhaps the saddest part of all, and the most frightening. I don't want them to grow up and remember it as a terrible ghost story.
I'll tell them this story is all about the gold rush of the 21st century, when mankind, in it's greed and it's thirst for wealth, created a situation where it is entirely possible that only the wealthiest of the world's wealthy will be able to afford to eat certain foods we all take for granted now in their childhood.
Worldwide, honey bees are dying. Worldwide, mankind has created this mass murder. Worldwide, we will lose over one-third of all crops that require pollination without them. These shortages aren't limited to fruits and their products. The bigger picture is the alfalfa needed by dairies to feed the cows that give us milk and so much more.
We can all help the honey bee in a small grass roots level by:
- Breaking up large stretches of residential lawns and green spaces with more flowery meadow crops (such as white clover)
- Planting flowering crops in greater variety
- Planting flowering crops at different times of the year
- Remembering that a mind set of a sterile world, without "buzzing" and "stinging" insects isn't the world we really want
- Refuse to buy plant seeds that are genetically treated with pesticides (i.e. Bt crops)
- Stop the practice of heavy use of insecticides
- Allowing commercial bee keepers to place hives on your pasture and meadow land (Often bee keepers have to beg for land owners to allow bees on their property. Additionally, some stupid communities have placed laws restricting bee keeping in "no buzz and fly zones")
- Preserving nectar corridors both for honeybees and other insects, and the wildlife that also depend on flowers along migration routes
A New Home in the Sun
Short of flying mother nature’s seed to a new home in the sun, all of us need to do our part in stopping mother nature from having to constantly be on the run while beekeepers and scientists continue to fight Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD). We all need to unite together and act quickly in right a wrong, the pact between us and mother nature -- to safeguard both our environment and food supplies. We're failing miserably, we need to make it right before it's too late.
After the Gold Rush - Flying Mother Nature's Silver Seed
The Secret Life of Bees (Paperback)
Sue Monk Kidd's The Secret Life of Bees, both the book and the movie -- A young girl searching for truth about her long gone mother, is taken in by three beekeeping sisters and a haunting Black Madonna picture. It’s all about the strength that can be found within all women, and the power of love, in the life and death, in the world of a girl, bees and honey.
Colony Collapse Disorder - A Line Up of Many Suspects
Since 2006, all over the world commercial beekeepers are finding mostly empty hives and completely abandoned hives of honeybees. It's like they ran away, leaving behind their food, bee larvae, the young, and the queen. Prior to this loss, there were no apparent signs of illness, and afterwards few bee bodies to be found. It's like they disappeared off the face of earth. This is not normal bee behavior.
The problem is so widespread that it now has a name -- Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD). Some bee keepers are reporting up to ninety percent losses. This could spell disaster for many important every day crops that we all take for granted. Here in the states, California, Florida, Oklahoma, and Texas are experiencing devastating bee losses. Just one large beekeeping operation reported in February that half of their one hundred million bees were missing.
Soon it will affect the market place in ways that most Americans are completely unaware -- and it will deeply affect our pocketbooks and that of grocery retailers, in already troubled financial times.
At present writing, there are many scientific theories for what is happening, but no real clear cut explanation for what's happening. Some of the theories are:
- Viruses (Israeli Acute Paralysis Virus (IAPV), that produces something similar to Aids, only in insects)
- Fungus
- Parasites (Nosema-apis)
- Poor bee nutrition
- Pesticides and chemicals
- Mites (Varroa)
- An auto immune disease of bees
Bees in America: How the Honey Bee Shaped a Nation
Tammy Horn's Bees in America: How the Honey Bee Shaped a Nation, is a comprehensive book, that spells out the cultural history of bees and beekeeping in this country. In it, you’ll be surprised to learn so many things, beginning with the fact that the honeybee wasn’t native to the U.S.
Further revelations continue, as the author explains the take on honeybees from the Native American and African American view points, and that’s just the tip of the honey jar of facts and the realities of our dependence upon the honeybee.
Fun and Critical Bee Facts!
- In Spain and Africa, prehistoric caves, with drawings dated back over eight thousand years ago, depict honey and bees
- The most famous of these early bee drawings is to be found in Valencia, Spain -- showing a woman gathering honey over six thousand years ago.
- Healthy queen bees lay over fifteen hundred eggs a day, provided the weather is warm.
- Queen honey bees always have a dozen staff worker bees whose sold job is to guard, clean, and feed her.
- A honey bee can visit at ten flowers a minute.
- A honey bee might visit at over six hundred flowers in a single trip out of the hive before returning.
- Large losses of honeybees have been reported in Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, and across Europe.
- Up to a million honey bee colonies have been lost in one year in the U.S. alone.
- Each February, almost all portable bee colonies are moved to California from all over the U.S. to California -- just for almond trees. Without them, we would not have an almond industry in America.
- China has been experiencing the worst bee lost in certain regions, long before 2006, and now their important pear crops must be hand pollinated.
- Wild bee pollinators (such as the four bumblebee species) are also experiencing the same disorder
- Other pollinators such as pollinating bats and hummingbirds are also showing some of the same symptoms
Disappearance of Honey Bees
Honey Bees Life Cycle
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- Art crayons
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- Ski and Surfboard wax
- Shoe polish
- Tree grafts
If You'd Like to Know More!
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I was watching some nature shows recently and the major theme among the shows were the decline of the populations of frogs, bats and bees. This was not one show but 3 separate shows. Now, I am not a... - Honey bee queen breeder helping to save U.S. agriculture -- OrlandoSentinel.com
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The Menu At the Honey Diner
- Alfalfa honey
- Apple blossom honey
- Avocado honey
- Basswood honey
- Buckwheat honey
- Clover honey
- Eucalyptus honey
- Goldenrod honey
- Mesquite honey
- Orange blossom honey
- Sage honey
- Sourwood honey
- Sunflower honey
- Tupelo honey
What Are You Willing To Give Up?
Over one third of all commonly eaten fruits and vegetables world wide, will disappear if the honey bee disappears. What are you willing to give up? Here are some examples of what we stand to lose:
- Almonds
- Apple
- Asparagus
- Avocado
- Blackberry
- Blueberry
- Cherry
- Cranberry
- Cucumber
- Eggplant
- Pear
- Plum
- Pumpkin
- Onion
- Radish
- Raspberry
- Strawberry
- Squash
- Turnip
- Watermelon
Can't Get A Buzz in the News
- Number of bumblebees, other pollinators are dwindlingYakima Herald-Republic2 days ago
Question: Each year it seems there are fewer honeybees in my garden, however, it seems like I am seeing more bumblebees. Are my observations correct? Regardless, how do bumblebees differ from the honeybee?
- Wreck of an Idaho bee truck compounds the troubled state of honeybeesThe Oregonian5 days ago
As if things are bad enough for honeybees, a wreck of a hive-carrying truck in Idaho wiped out thousands of pollinators.
- âTrainâ Wins IDFAâs Top PrizeindieWIRE2 days ago
Lixin Fan’s “Last Train Home” won the award for best feature length documentary at the International Documentary Festival Amsterdam today. A Chinese Canadian documentary by a first time director, the film examines international issues by telling the story of mother and father factory workers who are trying to get home to reunite with their family for the new year,. “The jury is of the opinion ...
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Comments
Bees, Yes, great hub keep on buzzin
Great Hub... Scary Facts About Bees. Who woulda thought how important such a small creature really is. (even the smallest of creatures are important to the eco-system)
Well done piece on bees.....have been concerned about them....want to find time one day to have a few hives....have always been fascinated with beekeepers.
hey, everything has it's place in the universe
And HONEY is on my table eveyday...Thanks G-Ma :O) Hugs
Well done Jerilee, keep telling them how important our insects are to keep us alive. Some will not realize this until they can't buy a lot of their faviorte foods. Love ya, MOM
Jerilee, well written as always, and very much on point. I've been thinking a lot about bees lately, too, although not so much about colony collapse disorder as about their social organization and how it works. I will come back later to watch the videos. I might have more questions for you about bees then!
Thanks Teresa! I'm not sure I hit the mark I was aiming for, lots of people are aware of the honeybee problem, not so many people related it to what will happen if science doesn't win this race.
Thanks Bob Ewing! I linked one of your hubs on this topic as you probably noticed. Trying to keep the topic fresh as we spread the word.
Thanks St. James! Life is in the tinest of details.
Thanks cindyvine and G-Ma Johnson!
Thanks mom! We're destroy our planet and people are so caught up in their own worlds just trying to survive, they need a lot of reminders.
Thanks Aya! I'll be doing some hubs on the social aspects and habits of bees sometime in the next few weeks. Let me know if there's something specific you'd like to have covered.
Very good article and it draws attention to how badly we are endangering every segment of our earth. Keep up the good work!
Thanks Nancy's Niche! I'll do my best.
Jerilee, I'm back with my questions. (I watched the videos. Liked the Dolly Parton song! Found the Hilaroad piece useful. Even the HoneyBee Mystery had one line that stayed with me: "One bee is no bee.")
I am working on a hub on the evolution of selfishness (not necessarily as a bad trait), and I have been trying to get a good grasp on why it is that bees are so unselfish compared to us.
My initial insight -- which is not unique to me, others have thought of it before me -- was that because the honeybees have so little genetic variation within the hive, then there is no natural selection for self-awareness, or awareness of the individual's potential conflict of interest with the group.
Then I realized that I did not know nearly enough to make such a statement. Here's the information I've been able to gather so far. The Queen is a female and so are the workers. Females have diploid genes (2 sets) and males (drones) have haploid (half as many.)
I've seen the statement that bees are all clones of each other, but is that true? The workers emerge from unfertilized eggs. Are all these eggs identical? Does the Queen have the exact same copy of the genes as the workers, only it develops differently due to "royal jelly"?
What then is the functions of the drones? To fertilize those eggs that will be new queens? So, would it be right to say that the hive occupants reproduce asexually, but the hives (as single entities) reproduce sexually? And is it true that the pressures of natural selection apply to the hive as a whole, rather than to individual bees?
In that case, would colony collapse disorder be due to natural selection against entire hives under the current ecological pressure?
Thanks for some great questions Aya! I'll be sure to cover them in the hub I write (probably next week).
Brilliant hub! I was brought up with bees as my grandad was a beekeeper. One of the things that attracted me to this island was the bees here having watched them getting less and less in the UK. The bees are still doing OK here on Tenerife I am pleased to say!
Thanks Bard of Ely! Tenerife has always been on my list of places to see since some Acadian families were sent there in the 1700s. Glad to know that it's a safe haven for bees too.
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Teresa McGurk says:
8 months ago
What an excellent hub! Well done, and fascinating, too. Thanks for drawing our attention to the not-so-humble honey bee.