Marijuana

Dear Captain Morgan,

I have always been curious about smoking marijana (SPELL?). A few of my friends do and my new boyfriend does too. He has tried several times to get me to try it. I am raised from a drug free family and I am scared but still I am curious. All of my friends and BF have sworn that they have and it will not kill you. I have seen them do it and know that they haven't died. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Smoke or not?

Dear Smoke,

Ah you also have put me in a tough situation. HMMMM... Where do I start? Well lets start at experience.

I love smoking MJ. Ah yes, weed, reefer, bud, herb, Mary Jane, The Jolly Green Giant you name it and I love it. Unfortunately do to drug tests and such I am no longer allowed to partake in the Herbal Pain Killer. Which is a very good point.

Marijuana is so far un-classed. Meaning it's properties and effects are so wide and unstudied that it is in a class by itself. Others have followed like Hashish and even Sativa D. It is normally smoked but can also be taken orally (eaten in food substances such as brownies and such). It produces a euphoric "HIGH" that is similar to alcohol but the immediate effects are fast and the after effects are minimal. Meaning, fast high little or no withdrawal/hangover. It is the number 1 drug used in America except for alcohol.

Marijuana is a Gateway Drug!!!

Yes it is because... The only way to get weed now is from a drug dealer who probably has, cocaine, ecstasy, meth, heroin and whatever else.

Marijuana causes brain damage!!!

Statistics show that any drug does cause BD including alcohol.

Marijuana is bad.

All in the eye of the beholder.

Look here is the skinny. Smoking MJ is bad for you. End of story. It is putting smoke into your lungs and it is a drug. However, it is so fucking fun that amends are to be made for how bad it is. Smoking weed is like this.

Imagine you are being told the funniest joke ever. Now multiply that by 10 and have someone tickling you to the verge of peeing your pants. OK now add all of that with a massive huge fucking craving for potato chips and Twinkies followed by a thirst for a Big Gulp. That is being stoned.

Look here is the deal. True and sane. Weed is a drug. Not just by US standards but by all of the world. It makes you high and wishing you could stop laughing and eating junk food. But you know what? I LOVE IT. Try it and if you do not like it do not do it but if you do be prepared for some fun times and lots of munchies.

Marijuana is almost legal, at least in many states. For medicinal or otherwise smoking the reefer is both fun and will relieve your pain if you are sick. Read up on it. It is banned because it is so damned fun and good for you that the government can't control it. It is however illegal so please remember that if you get caught you will most likely be in trouble with the police and such. If however you really want to try it then break out a fatty and burn one. Hell burn one for me please. Enjoy.

Very Respectfully,

Captain Morgan