A LONG TIME AGO

IN A GALAXY

FAR, FAR AWAY

THE EMPERIAL DEMOCRATS

FOLLOW LORD OBAMA-VADER AGAINST

A REBELLIOUS REPUBLIC…

Our story begins as the dark Princess Pelosi tortures members of her own house. Screams echo thru the halls as limbs are twisted off and thrown to the bloody floor. Princess Pelosi knows full well the power of the dark side.

Meanwhile the Lord Obama-Vader raises one hand and all the Rebels close by suddenly hear the command in their minds, “Shut up and go away”. The Lord Obama-Vader’s plan is nearly complete.

First he used the dark side of the force to make the people believe that he is on their side, that he cared for the people and that he was chosen to lead the Republic to glory. With the power of the Jedi, he would expel the corruption from the ruling party and everyone would be able to see exactly what was going on because the doors to the great halls of power would always be open.

After he was put in the place of power his plan could not be stopped. He surrounded himself with minions of the dark side and sent them out to do his dirty work while he stood back and used the dark side of the force to make the weak minded people believe that none of this is really happening.

Next he changed the republic from a peaceful, freedom loving, capitalistic society to a land of the doomed where every man, woman and child is reliant on his approval for their very lives. The disapproval of Lord Obama-Vader will release that dark side of the force to silence, degrade and destroy any and all dissenters.

In the next chapter, we find out that the entire republic has not fallen for this old Jedi mind trick. Some are gathering to fight back……..