Chevrolet Momma Needs some Chevrolet Parts

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By Chevrolet Momma

Chevy Van ... How much do I love thee?
Chevy Van ... How much do I love thee?

Ode to my Chevy Van

Chevrolet Van, How much do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

  1. I love thee for thy 3rd row seating... better to carry the whole bowling team.
  2. I love thee for thy extra cargo space... better for those Saturday morning Yard Sale fines.
  3. I love thee for thy Captains Chairs... better for pretending to be Captain Kirk on a mission to save small children from the evil daycare.
  4. I love thee for thy Rally Wheels and slick styling.... better to get husband to drive a "mini-van"
  5. I love thee for thy many cup-holders... room for the hubbie's beer and the baby's bottle

But, Oh dear Chevrolet Van, I do not love you for leaving me stuck on the side of the road 2 1/2 hours from home. Now you have become evil Broke-down Chevy Van.

Chevy Van, How must I repair thee? Let me count the ways.

  1. You've cracked your head and need a new used engine ...
  2. You've sprung a leak and need some more used chevrolet parts
  3. Your door window has gone into rebellion and refuses to cooperate and operate at my command
  4. Your automatic sliding door has taken on a mind of it's own and attempted to kill the dog one too many times ... although I can't blame you after all he did pee on your carpet

So dear Chevy Van, I must decide...

Is it time to search for used chevrolet parts or a Salvage Yard?

It's not that I don't love you anymore, it's just that I'm not IN love with you anymore and there is a nice Honda Van for sale down the street.


Maybe There is Hope for Us Chevy Van


After all I do want to Save Money and Save The Planet

I'm Willing to give it another Try Chevy Van ... If you are.

Yes Chevrolet Van.. I realize that it was partly my fault. I should have gotten that oil change before heading off to Tennessee but you were the one that quit on me.

If you're willing to try then so am I.

With some quality used chevrolet parts, I'm sure we can make this work... so hang in there Chevy Van. Momma's coming to get you.

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