Chicago Cubs Jokes
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- What does a Bear on birth control and the Chicago Cubs have in common? No cubs.
- "If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic" - Whitey Herzog
- What's the hardest part about being a Cubs fan? Telling your parents that you're gay.
- How do you get four Cubs fans to sit on a stool? Turn the stool over.
- What do the Cubs and possums have in common? Both play at home and get killded on the road.
- It was reported that by the end of the season the Cubs will be sold. Current ownership is looking for anyone willing to piss away $5.
- Lou Piniella is looking at getting beer allowed in the Cubs clubhouse. Based on some of his managerial decisions, we assumed it already was.
- Kerry Wood said that not pitching in Chicago next year will leave him disappointed. Ah, the true sign of a Cubs fan.
- Renovations for Wrigley Field have been put on hold. They play on resuming renovations in October when the park is vacant.
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A home game promotion by the Chicago Cubs this coming season to wear throwback jerseys from a winning era was "put on hold" when a check of team records revealed no such era exists. A string of winning Cactus League seasons in the late 60's was determined to be too much of a stretch.
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Brian F says:
5 months ago
What's the difference between a Busch Stadium hot dog and a Wrigley Field hot dog? You can still get a Busch Stadium hot dog in October.