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Children's Knock-Knock Jokes

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Interactive Fun - Knock Knock Jokes

We all love jokes, especially the "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" types. This is a small collection of some humorous ones, and of course, completely age appropriate for the little ones who love to laugh!

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Ketchup!"

"Ketchup who?"

"Ketchup with you soon!"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Adore"

"Adore who?"

"Adore is between us! Open up!"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Amos"

"Amos who?"

"A mosquito bit me!"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Anita"

"Anita who?"

"Anita nother minute to think it over."

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Tank"

"Tank who?"

"Tank you!"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Lego"

"Lego who?"

"Lego of me and I'll tell ya!"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Owl"

"Owl who?"

"Owl you doing today?"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Alfred"

"Alfred who?"

"Alfred of the dark!"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Kanga"

"Kanga who?"

"No, kanga-roo!"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Boo"

"Boo who?"

"Oh, don't cry, it's only a joke!" 

Well, hope you had enough knock knock jokes for one reading!  Share these with your kids, and maybe with your friends.  Share a laugh and enjoy your day!


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tonymac04 profile image

tonymac04  says:
5 months ago

Thanks - my 7-year-old daughter is always asking for more of these!

Love and peace

Tony

Beth100 profile image

Beth100  says:
5 months ago

Tony,

My pleasure! My kids are always coming up with new ones...and I'm writing them down for a future Part II to this hub!

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
4 months ago

My oldest made a knock knock joke when he was two.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ben

Ben who?

Ben Hairy.

We could not contain ourselves.

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Beth100  says:
4 months ago

Paper Moon --

That's funny! Your son has a great sense of humor. Thanks for sharing his knock knock joke with us!

DeBorrah K. Ogans profile image

DeBorrah K. Ogans  says:
2 months ago

Beth 100

These are funny and simple. I must share them with my

grandchildren! I am sure they will enjoy them!

Thank You for sharing!

Blessings

Beth100 profile image

Beth100  says:
2 months ago

DeBorrah -- Thank you and I hope that your time with your grandchildren will be filled with smiles, laughter and love!

Stevennix2001 profile image

Stevennix2001  says:
4 weeks ago

thats cool. its been a good while since i heard a good knock knock joke.

Beth100 profile image

Beth100  says:
4 weeks ago

Steven -- Hope you had a few hearty laughs! :)

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