Choosing a mate eagle style

Did you know you can learn a lot from watching the animal channel? For example, you can learn how to choose a husband. I happened to come across an episode about how the female eagle chooses her mate based on his meeting three criteria.

1. She flies around in circles with a pebble in her beak.

When a male eagle takes the challenge he flies under her, she drops the pebble; he catches it on his back. He passed # 1.

2. She takes a stone, she drops; he catches. He passed # 2.

3. She takes a bigger stone, she drops; he catches. He passed # 3 and she has found her mate.

If during 1-3 the male eagle misses, the female eagle makes a noise, which translates NEXT. The female eagle is so serious that that male eagle has no second chance; she will not be swayed if any of these conditions is not met, sweet talk ain't breaking her because she ain't listening.

The reason for this test is to protect the baby eagle from falling when it's time for it to learn how to fly. Daddy Eagle must be alert to prevent baby eagle from falling when Mammy eagle lets go of baby eagle from her beak. The size of the stones represents the weight of the baby eagle during the different stages of its flying lessons.

In other words Daddy Eagle must be a contributing presence in the progress of his young. Above all he has to be quick in protecting his young from harm.

I am not writing this article to bring men down because I know there are lots of fathers out there who are eagles. I am writing to the young ladies who need to apply the female eagle three steps for choosing a mate because some young girls are getting pregnant and ending up alone to be both mammy and daddy.

Ladies, Mont Royal hill in Montreal is a good place to apply the female eagle's three steps. When boyfriend thinks it is time to dip in your waters and you know you are not ready, take him up on Mont Royal, throw a pebble and tell him "ketch". NEXT!

Take note of the female eagle and apply some serious conditions when choosing your mate. Stick to your conditions and don't settle for any kind of bird because you might just end up with ah turkey.

Thanks for reading and stay safe