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By Shirley Anderson

Christmas Gag Gifts Spread Cheer and Insults at the Same Time

Let's face it, there are just some people for whom a gag gift is perfect at Christmas. Could be your boss, buddy, a co-worker, or great Uncle Bob.

Some of those folks seriously enjoy a good laugh and some you want to insult without insulting them. A good gag gift is the perfect cover - they'll never know if you were serious or not.

Regardless of your reason for giving a Christmas gag gift, you can't go wrong. They're timeless, uni-sex and ambiguous, all at the same time.

Here are a few ideas to get your creative gag gift juices flowing.



Let These 2 Settle the Dispute

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
Price: $8.99
List Price: $11.95

Christmas Gag Gifts for the Vegans On Your List

Are you in constant conflict with the non-meat eater in your life? Well, let peace reign during this holiday season. Let Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu battle it out while you and your vegan friend just enjoy the season with a glass of organic beer or wine.

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A Christmas Story Night Light

CHRISTMAS STORY leg lamp night light [Toy] [Toy] [Toy] CHRISTMAS STORY leg lamp night light [Toy] [Toy] [Toy]
Price: $5.19
List Price: $19.95

Christmas Gag Gift or Lovely Decor Item?

One of my favourite movies for this time of year is, A Christmas Story. If you've seen the movie, this 9" night light needs no explanation. If you haven't seen the flick, you definitely should! It's so, so good.

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A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story (Two-Disc Special Edition) A Christmas Story (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Price: $15.18
List Price: $26.98

A Christmas Story Leg Clock

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Wall Clock A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Wall Clock
Price: $24.91

It's Time for a Practical Gag Gift

Okay, go ahead and tell me you don't love this clock! How can you possibly resist? This would make a great companion to the leg lamp above. The recipient would know just how much you care with this wonderful gift from A Christmas Story.

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Great Gag Gift Idea for the Whole Family

Horse Whinnycoo Clock Horse Whinnycoo Clock
Price: $47.99
List Price: $49.99

Nothin' Says Christmas Like a Whinnycoo Clock

This wacky wall mount horse coo-coo clock with swinging pendulum won Gift of the Year Award in 2004.  Instead of the traditional coo-coo, the horse comes out of the clock to whinny.  The sound automatically turns in in a darkened room.  Requires 3 x D and 1 x AA batteries (not included).

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Anatomically Correct Gingerbread

Need something a little more affordable? How about this couple?

There must be someone on your Christmas shopping list who would really like to have a pair of anatomically correct gingerbread ornaments.

Perfect for members of the clergy, your mom, great Aunt Ethel and the paperboy.

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Fun for Everyone!

Slingshot Flying Chicken With Cockadoodle Scream Sound Slingshot Flying Chicken With Cockadoodle Scream Sound
Price: $0.96
List Price: $9.99

Cock-a-Doodle-Do!

What a great gift idea for putting in Christmas stockings or for that person that you don't really want to spend real money on.

It shoots up to 50 ft. and squawks like a real chicken. Perfect for church, funerals or school.

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Great Disguise!

Groucho Fuzzy Nose and Glasses Groucho Fuzzy Nose and Glasses
Price: $0.85

Back to Basics

Do you have any shy or insecure people to buy for this year? If so, this gift may be considered thoughtful. We all like to be thought of that way, don't we?

This is a terrific gift for those who are unhappy with their looks, or want to hide. Lightweight and natural looking.

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Christmas Ha-Ha

How absolutely flippin' perfect is this? Make the recipient wear it out in public for full effect - preferably a business meeting. If they start bandying about words like, 'tacky', 'junvenile' or 'ridiculous', just ignore them. They obviously need a shot of Christmas spirit, so it will do them good.

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Booby-Prize

A must for any bar or pub room! These boobies jiggle away in time to music and when someone walks by. Forget the talking fish plaques, you need bouncing boobies!

Wouldn't your dad or priest just love one of these?

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Perfect Gag Gift for Those in Santa's Bad Books

Let this gift say what you really mean. Two sets of imitation lumps of coal in luxurious red gift bags. Thoughtful and delivers a message.

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Pickles Make the Perfect Gag Gifts

If pickles aren't funny enough for you, these bandages also come in bacon, beef and monkeys. Personal injury can be fun!

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Simulated Farting Products

Pooze - Fart Noise Maker Pooze - Fart Noise Maker
Price: $2.59
DR. FART KEYCHAIN DR. FART KEYCHAIN
Price: $2.32
Pull My Finger, Fart Pen Pull My Finger, Fart Pen
Price: $1.33
Super Fart Spray Super Fart Spray
Price: $1.14
Remote Control Fart Box Remote Control Fart Box
Price: $5.13

Merry Christmas and Happy Gag Gift Giving!

Hope this hub has given you some great ideas for those people who just scream, 'gag gift recipient'.

Good luck with your shopping, enjoy and Happy Holidays.

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William F. Torpey profile image

William F. Torpey  says:
13 months ago

Lots of great ideas for novelty gifts, Shirley. I once brought home a gag gift that I got at a Christmas party grab bag, but I don't see it here. It was a beautifully packaged assortment of Road Apples. I don't remember what ever happened to them!

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Shirley Anderson  says:
13 months ago

William, I've never heard the term, Road Apples, but my imagination can come up with an idea or two about what they are. Perhaps you re-gifted them to some lucky soul?

Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
13 months ago

Shirley I love the flying chicken. I know just the perfect person for that one. My son and son-in-law try to outdo each other every year with the most ridiculous gag-gifts. It's my favorite part of the un-wraping ceremonies when these two adult men sit at the edge of their seat wondering what will jump...scream...or just plainly smear itself onto them soon. I love it.

great hub regards Zsuzsy

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Shirley Anderson  says:
13 months ago

Zsuzsy, that sounds like a lot of fun to watch! If it helps, they have other animals, too. There's a screaming monkey....I forget what the others were. Have they ever given each the same gift?

Tirisacha profile image

Tirisacha  says:
12 months ago

Haha! I love the gingerbread woman. Now THAT's equality! :-)

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Shirley Anderson  says:
12 months ago

Tirisacha - I had never seen those anatomically correct gingerbread people before, thought they funny. Not sure if I'd want to hang them on my tree but they were good for a laugh - for both sexes, you're right.

Betty Reid profile image

Betty Reid  says:
3 weeks ago

Awesome ideas! I didn't even know Christmas gag gifts existed.

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Shirley Anderson  says:
3 weeks ago

Thanks, Betty. Yeah, there are some funny gifts available out there. There were some that surprised even me and there were some that I couldn't put on here, if ya know what I mean. :)

Tom.Gilbert profile image

Tom.Gilbert  says:
8 days ago

These are hilarious. No more whoopie cushions this year - goin straight for the anatomically correct gingerbread people! Great hub!

Shirley Anderson profile image

Shirley Anderson  says:
8 days ago

Glad you enjoyed the gag gift ideas, Tom. Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. anatomically correct gingerbread are a hoot!

Thanks for your comment. Enjoy your cookies. :)

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