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Chuck Norris Jokes

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By gamergirl


The sign of a good sense of humor is to be able to face the jokes made at your expense with a smile. An Internet joke icon, yea verily a true legend amongst the Internet meme phenomenon is Chuck Norris himself. All over the Internet there are lists and lists of fine one-liners and exultation of the nigh-omniscient power Chuck Norris holds over the universe.

This former Walker: Texas Ranger star, intense martial artist, action star and acclaimed author is also a Christian minister with his own church! It is no wonder that a man of his intelligence, caliber and strength of character would be nearly immortalized in a long string of oneliners.


Chuck's Reaction

Chuck Norris can't go anywhere without encountering these jokes, as widespread as they are through youth culture, in games and all over the internet. So what does this martial artist, actor and all around awesome guy have to say about the jokes?

Now apparently Chuck Norris has a blog of some sort which you can read here. His response to all the "Chuck Norris Facts" can be found here. Go ahead, the link opens in a new window so just flick over and read for a second. It is unadulterated hilarity.

I'd say that these jokes we all so lovingly tell via email, text message, throughout the Barrens chat in World of Warcraft, and everywhere else are taken in stride, in fact Mr. Norris himself LOVES them!


What is your favorite Chuck Norris Fact?

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Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
2 years ago

I don't know why but I've always been a fan Of Chuck Norris's. Starting with his really 'cheesy' karate movies in the 70's. His were our fave drive-in movies...

great hub

regards Zsuzsy 

rmr profile image

rmr  says:
2 years ago

Walker Texas Ranger changed my life! Just kidding. He's the man, though. Had no idea he had a church.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
15 months ago

He became Christian when he remarried and got rid of his chain of taverns equipped with cigar smoking lounges. I did not know has has a church, though.

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VikingChampion  says:
6 weeks ago

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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