Chuckle-Worthy Words
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What's Funny
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What makes you laugh? Is it the same thing that will make me laugh? Laughter is one of the greatest gifts bestowed on mankind, but what's funny can differ greatly from person to person. Some people are funny - everybody says so, but that doesn't mean said jokester will me make laugh , or you. Looney Tunes crack me up, but they may do nothing for you. The Three Stooges have been keeping people in tears for decades, but for me, not so much - yeah I know, that's sacrilege. Get over it.. Does Jim Carrey keep your sides aching? Maybe, maybe not. I've known people who were always funny, but it wasn't what they said so much as the way they said it.
Humor in prose may be one of the most difficult aspects of humor. Anyone who's tried to be funny in an email knows that it doesn't always translate well. To write funny is a tricky gift. Do you write what you think your audience will find funny, or do you write what gives you a laugh... and hope it carries over?
Hub Pages has a wellspring of funny, smart ass writers - y'all know who you are. We love 'em! Because we love to laugh. It's therapeutic, and medical science has shown, in many studies, that laughter has numerous healing benefits.
So, what makes us laugh? Is it "Frasier" or Larry the Cable Guy?. What kind of humor floats your boat, tickles your fancy, wiggles your funny bone? Is it intellectual, silly, ironic, smart-ass, slapstick, dry? Sometimes, just a single word is funny. And sometimes, not laughing at what is clearly funny,... is funny.
Here's some words which may or may not make you chuckle. I'm gonna start the list with one of my favorites. Used in the right context, at the right moment, it's almost guaranteed to get you a laugh:
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DONNYBROOK: A free-for-all. "Donnybrook Fair" is an annual Irish event known for its brawls.
HUCKLE MY BUFF: A brandy drink.
NUDUM PACTUM (Nude Contract): Any verbal or written agreement that is non-binding and may be avoided.
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"Humor is reason gone mad." -Groucho Marx
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MUCKENDER: A kind of napkin or bib.
PIS ALLER: Last resort, plan B. Something done or accepted for lack of anything better.
QUEER BUNG: 18th Century term meaning an empty purse.
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization." -Erma Bombeck
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STINKING HELLEBORE: Perennial frost-resistant flowering European plant, also known for its medicinal properties.
TITIVIL: A knave or a tattler.
WENIS: The rough patch of skin on the outside of the elbow.
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor." -Jennifer Jones
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AMUCK (or Amok): Wildly, or lack of self-control.
KERFUFFLE: Disorderly outburst or tumult.
CAHOOTS: A partnership, or league.
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." -Peter Ustinov
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BEFUDDLED: Stupefied, as if by alcoholic drink.
OAF: Boob, clumsy, slow-witted.
SHPADOINKLE: Great-sounding, nonsensical word made up by Trey Parker, which can be used as a substitute for another adjective or expletive.
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A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. -Hugh Sidey
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DAFT: Silly, foolish, mad, insane.
CRAPULOUS: Suffering from gross excess in eating or drinking.
ADDLEPATED: Confused
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"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." -William A. Ward
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FLUMMERY: Meaningless chatter.
MUNDUNGUS: Stinky Tobacco (or a Harry Potter character!)
PENNY-FARTHING: An old-fashioned bicycle with a huge front wheel.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." -E. B. White
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DIPSOMANIACAL: One with a craving for alcoholic liquors.
INFARCT: To stuff (play amongst yourselves with this one!)
POOP: An enclosed superstructure at the stern of a ship above the main deck.
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. -Francis Bacon
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Really? That's funny. I'd never heard it before.
PS: I see that you're in Ohio. Small world. I was born in Cleveland, but only lived ther for two weeks.
I have seen three stooges and they are hilarious (just like Charlie Chaplin were the best in that era) Btw those baby pictures are sooooo cute. Wonderful hub and hope you are recovering well. I am going to be off from hub pages for a while. Wishing you good health bye take care.
well, at least I can say my wenis is getting larger.
-CW2, thanks! I know, when I was looking for images of laughter I came across those and knew I'd found the perfect. I'm recovering well, thank you. And, you'll be missed. See you when you get back?
-Joe, yeah, but centimeters is no longer a valid form of measurement. (couldn't resist!)
I love the word Amock I think it was made famous by Sarah Jessica Parker, the youngest of the witch sisters in the movie Hocus Pocus when she jumped around on the tarmack halloring 'Amock Amock Amock'
C.W. I love to laugh and my favorite hubs and comments here on hubpages are the ones with wit and humor in them. Life has been such a b*tch that I'm possitive that I would never have made it through this far without finding the funny in everything (not always easy though)
I absolutely love the pictures
great hub again regards Zsuzsy
Funny hub.
-Thanks Zsuzsy. I've seen that movie. One of my favorite "amuck" lines is from Hugh Grant (in Two Weeks Notice), "There's something amuck with this cheesecake."
Thanks Cris.
no, it's really funny!
Thanks! I believed you... but I'm biased.
LOL i know you are! I have a few favourites already but the mostest would be befuddled! - i mean how does befuddled look like?! LOL
ha-ha, good question! I see befuddled as temporary and completely lost, in a funny way.
Daft is also a good one for a smart-ass retort: "What are you, daft?!"
"What are you, daft?!"
No, just addlepated due to crapulous or mundungus. But let's stop this flummery before I ran amuck!
Dude, I do believe that ship has sailed already...
I must go work-out. Don't want to see any donnybrooks while I'm gone!
just checking if they could actually be used in a sentence! :D
Have you seen Christoph's Dr. Seuss rhyme this morning? That made me laugh out loud. I agree with Bombeck: without a sense of humor, civilization would be lost. Great word list here -- I'll add eleemosynary (as in "Buddy, could you spare me an eleemosynary contribution?"); dipsomaniacal; hugger-mugger (Hamlet); and myocardial infarction, which I know isn't funny at all when it HAPPENS (my da died of it, after all), but I can't ever say it with a straight face.
Oh... I thought you might have been Huckling My Puff... or just being eleemosynary.
-Teresa, I actually had to look-up "eleemosynary" because I thought you'd gone daft! Sure enough, there it was. Good word. Where is Christoph's rhyme?
Here's Christoph's masterpiece for your further delectation: http://hubpages.com/hub/Random-Poetry-Challenge--D
Thanks, Teresa! Also, I'm gonna add "Dipsomaniacal." and maybe "Infarction."
Those pictures are too cute. :)
I know! Thanks, Foxi.
Can't help NOT smile when one hears the laughter from a child...so sweet and innocent...Nicely done hub...thanks..flummery'd G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace
Thanks, G-Ma. I know, it's impossible NOT to smile and laugh. Wait til you see the next one... Ooo-Baby!!! I'm working on it now and have to hurry. Deadline!
lol This was good CW. As of now I have a queer bung. lol. love it!
Let me make it interesting:
I've got a queer bung, and my fingers reek of MUNDUNGUS I'd say I was ADDLEPATED by this, but Im really not seeing that Im a constant smoker.
Ive also got a major WENIS. Ugh, I thought my day couldnt get worse, till I heard that my coworkers were FLUMMERY about me!
hehe. loved this hub.
LOL! Not bad! Say it out loud. I laugh every time!
Your Stinking Hellebore was in Cahoots with my Nudum Pactum to Shpadoinkle my Wenis and Huckle My Buff!... causing a Donnybrook amongst my Kerfuffle! ...I was completely Dipsomaniacal.
Hey... yours was better. lol.
Was it? But yours made sense. I just threw out random words wherever they sounded funny.
Thanks CW loved both the hub and the photos! I am a fan of silly words....
You'r welcome, Ajcor, me too. And thank you.
So that is called a wenis. And I have 2 of them!
Keep on hubbing.
...And you have two!
OK.
Cute babies and funny words. What a combo. I laughed so hard I wore off my right wenis shaking in my chair. Oh, my. Now I'll have to consider wenis replacement. And if so, maybe I can get a larger, longer lasting one. Do you know of any wenis enlargment sites?
-Bruce, sure do! Try Viagra.com.
Cute and funny! Love the composition with the quotes, pics, etc - the whole shebang.
Thank you, Life. It was fun to do.
CW great Hub certainly tickled my funny bone.
The video is a scream too!
Thanks, Sixty. I was certainly fun to put it together.
I love your fun hub.Its really chuckled me,thanks
Thanks Noor, then it has done its job. ;-)
CW, thanks to you I now know I have a wenis. If you had asked me last week if I had one I would have adamently said no! You set me straight.
Just don't let anyone kick you there!!!
Hmm, words of a wise man CW.
I will try, but I can't make any gaurantees.
Ha-ha!
There's so many smart-ass remarks swirling in my head that I'm speechless.
LOL the pics r cuite and i like that one ummm .... Queer-Bung LOL i thought that was a nice one =D LOL
Thanks CT. ;)
OMG i love the video (Laughing Baby) !!!!! its soooo cute !!!!
I know!
lol.........
those pic always crack me up !!! :)
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Ardie says:
10 months ago
Very funny. I often used the word wenis when I was a bit younger...although not in the context of the definition you gave! :)