Continued from Part 1: http://www.hubpages.com/hub/Clownpocalypse-Now-Part-1--The-Left

Indeed, ‘foot in mouth’ disease is the primary criteria for joining this clown order. And the more public and stupid a comment is, then the more you are embraced into the conspiracy. The conspiracy is currently anchored in the U.S. Congress by the unholy troika of Nancy Pelosi, and Senators Henry Reid and Chuck Schumer. Pelosi is the COO (Clown Operating Officer) with Senators Reid and Schumer as her lieutenants. Pelosi’s ‘foot in mouth’ disease is legendary and often transgresses to fully reveal her hateful agenda: from her stating ‘500 million Americans are losing their jobs every month”; to her cynical lies about CIA briefings during the Bush Administration; or, to her most recent snafu claiming protestors against government health care were showing up at town hall meetings ‘carrying swastikas’ (Ah, the charge of FASCISM! 55 years after the death of Hitler, it’s still a standard toolkit in the political left’s playbook). Pelosi does not grasp the concept that more people are afraid of her idiocy than mythical Nazis wandering our streets. On the other hand, Schumer reminds everyone of one of those teachers in high school you had to restrain yourself from punching (or, for women, the ex-husband you wanted to kill). Schumer is the Captain Spaulding (see Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses or The Devil’s Rejects) of the clown conspiracy. And then, there is poor Henry Reid. Ronald Reagan in the midst of full-blown Alzheimer’s Disease made more sense than Reid ever did. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Reid is a clown who should have been put out to pasture years ago.

But you might ask, where’s the proof? The clearest sign yet the full horror of clown conspiracy is about to be revealed to us is the recent election of Stuart Smalley, er, excuse me, Al Franken to the U.S. Senate. The conspiracy has grown so confident (because they’re smart enough, they’re good enough, and, doggonit, people like them) that they now feel able to openly elect a clown to the U.S. Senate. What’s next? Is it a Constitutional Amendment to Allow Clown Marriage? After all, clowns should be allowed to visit other clowns in the (mental) hospital without restriction. Perhaps, we can even persuade them to stay awhile.