Filipinos are known for their sense of humor, an attribute that keeps them afloat and strong amid very difficult problems and tough challenges. Filipinos derives some of their strength and persistence by smiling and setting aside problems. I hope these could cheer up your day.

JokesPrudence

Q&A

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a client?

A. One acts for his pay and the other pays for his act.

Q. What usual thing can be found in a lawyer's attache case?

A. Brief

Q. What kind of judges are fast in deciding cases?

A. Finnish

Q. What do lawyers do when they die?

A. Lie Still

Q. What kind of Policeman enjoys his work most?

A. The traffic one because he whistles while doing his job.

Q. What kind of a party do prisoners like most?

A. Going-away party.

Q. What do you call a girl who is always taking people to Court?

A. Sue

Legal Jokes

Judge: When was the first time you dropped out of class because of amnesia or memory problem.

Witness: I don't recall sir. I can't remember.

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Fiscal: Could you see him from where you were standing?

Witness: I could see his head.

Fiscal: And where was his head?

Witness: Just above his shoulders.

Ambiance

One time a stupid politician together with his bodyguards decided to eat in a cozy restaurant elsewhere in Manila. By the time they’re done eating he asked the waiter about their chit. The politician was so surprised about their expenses because it was so huge, and without hesitation he asked the waiter why they have such bill...

The waiter politely told the politician they are also paying the place’s ambiance as well....

Very angry the politician yelled at his bodyguards and said, “Next time do not order ambiance!”

Let’s paint the town red hehehehe

One time a father asked his son about his favorite color, “Juan what is your favorite color?” Juan quickly replied Fuchsia. “Very good son,” said the father and added, “Kindly spell fuchsia son,” hehehe, the son politely answered “I made up my mind dad I guess red is better than fuchsia.”

The courtship story of my friend (true story)

One time my friend, courted a very beautiful lady, he was a college student that time (Filipino parents are strict, very conservative and truly are hard to pleased), and courageously courted her, at around 1:00 PM in the afternoon. With flowers and a token gift he braved the lady’s mother as he asked if their daughter is present, the mother responded by saying “Ah she is asleep can you go back here after 1 hour please.” My poor friend waited and came back after an hour, and again with respect he asked “Is your daughter still asleep?” the mother politely said yes, comeback again after 1 hour will you. Then the same scenario happened in the succeeding hours hehehehe, after 3 hours, 4 hours and 5 hours had lapsed my poor friend will get the same response to come back here after 1 hour and at the very last at around 7:00 PM, very exhausted and already discouraged my friend, alas... told the mother of the girl he is wooing that she better wake up her daughter for... she could’ve have been dead, nyahahaha, tough luck my friend. Patience is virtue wakikik… My friend now is a marine engineer and have had worked in Japan already and he is good-looking and dark in complexion.

One time there where three friends and one of them said, “My uncle is frugal, why? One time he found a box of match he bought a pack of cigarettes.” With jest the second of the three said, “That’s nothing, when my uncle found a sim pack he bought a cellphone? Nyahahaha… now here’s the dagger, the last of three said with an obnoxious face hehehe, “Your uncles does’nt know how to be thrifty, when my uncle found a coffin on his way home, do you know what he did?”, What? Said the two in unison, then the boisterous of the three quipped, “He commit suicide to help him save much on burial." Nyahahahaha.

This is my third entry to the hubchallenge.