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Confession of a "tea bag" Libertarian

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By niall.tubbs


Survival of the Fittest

Confession of 'tea bag' libertarian: I admit pride and courage being an exemplar "tea bag"!

It ia our code word for an individual Social Darwinist; currently we identify ourselves as libertarians when we meet but publicly we say conservatives.

It would be politically incorrect to admit to right-wing radical or fascist or want-to be aristocrat, elitist. Our code word "tea bag" affords political capital, and we do love capital gain. Now "tea bag' sounds a little gay [by gay I mean effeminate and not homo/les, god forbid! Conservatives are made in god's image while homo/les are product of evolution, you know that "liberal" thing to try and demean our privileged status in the universe and destroy marriage and family] but we do not mind for our rhetoric is so convoluted and silly that we do not understand its description or its meaning fully. The term "tea bag' from our leadership is not as bad as flip/flop; college educated delegates at convention waving flip/flops. For sure even the unwashed masses recognized our leadership's condescension toward its own delegates. Let us hope from coast to coast that next convention does not have us waving "tea bags" for the entire world to see the results of our higher education and sophistication raised to the level of high school pep rally. I must confess it was humiliating at flip/flop convention.

An arrested personality[self-centered child like failure to share with others at playground and sibling] all grown-up with "tea bag" in hand. It's one picture for the family album,.Our family descendants can know our serious participation in this great democracy. Our belief in Social Darwinism (survival of the fittest) while living in a perceived human jungle with the weapon of conquest,"tea bag"!

We march together but instinctive competition (survival of the fittest)assures no confidence in fellow marchers. Every step of the way to conquest invites a "tea bag" martyr! A conundrum not spoken but which permeates libertarian "tea bag" conservative existential greed. Greed is good! I confess, if and only if it is my greed!

Remember it is a jungle out there among your fellow country men and women. Survival of the fittest that means you or me!

My confession has caused me anxiety culminating in panic attack. The great weighted fear hangs over me that one liberal, he or she, will read this confession and act to encourage "big government" to consume privatized libertarian greed!

Google in Social Darwinism, it may cause an introspective confession. Just how different is a political "tea bag"? Confession may be good for individual, community, and national politics.

Just what is your cup of tea??? Tooth and claw, in perceived human jungle is political, social, and economic tooth and social status claw; primordial survival of the fittest served 24/7 on line and at Libertarian Tea Room! [Libertarian Tea Room admission with presented tea bag idenity card stamped obstructionist, desruptor, and condescender!

Confessor's Notice: This introspective confession prohibit Liberals from reading the aforesaid text by state or federal law. This is not a legal disclaimer outside the Libertarian social class! 

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