Cool Hand R'buke: Whut Thuh 'Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and

Whut Thuh ‘Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and

by Boss Man Bush

Whut thuh ‘Merr'kin people gut t'understa'and is that Ah'm the Duhcahder and Ah'll duhcahd who stays and who goes and Ah've duhcahded that th'Ahracky people gut t'go. Ah've killed well over a million o'them innocent c'vilions just t'prove m'point, heh heh, m'point bein' thet as the chief duhcahder and yore Edj'cator-in-Chief, it's mah r'spons'bility t'see to it thet ya'all get mah message, which is this, thet Ah'm th'one makin' thuh duhcisions heah, see, and whut we have heah is a failiah...t'c'mmunicate.

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