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Retirement Gift Ideas for Men and Women: Gifts to Present at Corporate Parties

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By Chris Telden


Retirement is a true achievement--the traditional route is to honor a retiree's lifelong working accomplishments with a gift. If you know a woman or man who is retiring soon, you don't want to miss this chance to send your congratulations to him or her as you express your admiration of (or, in the case of an employee gift, appreciation for) all the hard work they've done over the years.

See some spectacular ideas for retirement presents for both women and men, whether they're your mom, dad, corporate employee or colleague. These suggestions run the gamut of budgets--from the truly luxurious to the cheapest options, from elegant executive gifts and retirement gift baskets to novelty gag gifts that will bring laughter to retirement parties. Also find examples of eloquent retirement plaques and books whose sayings capturing the essence of what retirement is all about.

Are You Looking to Thank Corporate Employees With Retirement Gifts?

When an employee retires from the job, it's a truly special occasion. In a professional corporate or business environment, you want to give a retiring employee a gift that's equally special. Here you'll find suitable gift ideas--from the very personalized to the most elegant going-away gifts designed to help you show your employee appreciation for his or her hard work.


Gag Retirement Gifts (Humorous)

A funny gag gift can be a wonderful way to add an element of levity to what can be a sad occasion--the losing of a great colleague and the closing of a successful career.

Check out the pretend Retirement Office Hours sign--it will definitely make your retiree smirk and bring home the fact that she or he at last is free to abandon schedules The same is true for the gag clocks. Time is definitely a different experience in the world of post-retirement.

And the humor of the book, The Joy of Not Working, will delight the recipient--who will read it and let the reality of what retirement means sink happily in.


Retirement Gift Baskets

Gift baskets are always fun to receive. There's always something in the basket that sparks delight. And, as it happens, they're also quite memorable. (If you've ever received one, don't you remember the occasion vividly?)

So a retirement gift basket is perfect for almost anybody who's retiring. Present it to them on their last day of work or during the party. The gift basket will mark the day as the bridge between the end of their career and the beginning of their retirement.

I've selected some retirement gift baskets that have particular eye appeal. Some are perfect for retirement parties, such as the party hat retirement cookie gift basket. Others are just yummy, festive and fun, with goodies the retiree will savor and enjoy for a long time. Don't be surprised to get an "I wish I'd retired sooner!" response to the gift basket, either.

And for some truly gourmet treats, see the Luxury Gifts section of this article for suggestions for delicous, edible retirement gifts. If expense is no object, these elegant answers to gift baskets will stun and thrill him or her.


Retirement Gift Ideas for Women

In a way, it's easier to pick a retirement gift for a woman than for a man. Since as a general rule, women buy more gift items than men, most gift makers produce a wide selection of beautiful objects that appeal to women.

But there's more than gorgeous decorative objects. Get her a book on retirement designed for women. Or a gorgeous watch or pampering gift hamper.

Of course, some of the best retirement gifts for women come from quality luxury gadget places such as Brookstone, the Sharper Image, or the Gift Guide at Hammacher Schlemmer.

At Hammacher-Schlemmer, explore funny gag gifts like the world's largest crossword puzzle (this real puzzle is taller than she is) or the Animatronic Singing Talking Elvis (hilarious--it really sings), gifts aimed to help her celebrate her soon-to-be leisure time.

As a retirement gift, the Personal Relaxation Coach takes on a funny note: even though the Mayo Clinic has used the device to help patients relaxed, can it help your hard-working female retiree relax with all the new unaccustomed time on her hands?

But gag retirement gifts aside, there's also the award-winning Paperless Paperback, an e-book reader that's actually friendly on the eyes and doesn't cause eye fatigue like other electronic reader devices.

And she'll enjoy the beautiful, novelty Women's Mercury Dime Watch to commemorate her new, relaxed outlook about time.

Search for these gifts I selected through the gift guide link above, or, for more unique ideas, browse Discounted Items at Hammacher Schlemmer.


Retirement Gift Ideas for Men

If your dad, friend or employee is retiring and has talked about spending more time golfing, consider getting him a Gone Golfing! Golf Cart Gift Basket in anticipation of the leisure time he'll soon have--it's cute, it has treats, and the unique gift will fix his retirement party in his mind!

For a more upscale gift for the gadget lover, the Citizen Men's eco-friendly watch has all the bells and whistles a high-tech watch should have, and it's powered by light, both indoor and solar.  It also has rave user product reviews, with users mentioning its strength, comfort, good looks, and fancy features.  The Citizen brand is the world's largest watchmaker and has been in business since 1924.




Unusual or Novelty Retirement Gifts

Retirement gifts don't have to be boring and "the same old thing." If you're planning a retirement party in a professional setting or with friends and family, your retiree will love getting a novelty retirement gift that shows you recognize that they're special.

From a retirement fund cash box to a gift basket themed for racing fans, you can give an unusual gift that is still tasteful and appropriate for retirement parties.


Cheap Retirement Gifts

If you're looking for a retirement gift for a friend or staff member, but your budget is restricted, that doesn't mean a nice retirement gift is out of reach. Here are inexpensive gift ideas priced under $20 that don't feel cheap--only thoughtful.

Instead of just a card, buy a retirement plaque or keepsake mirror. A poetic wall-hanging your friend can display at home is a meaningful way to express your heartfelt good wishes for the future.

Consider also a book about the experience of retirement, poems about retirement, or advice about how to retire happy.  These inexpensive but to-the-point books will be read with delight.


Elegant Executive Retirement Gifts: Crystal, Engraved and More

Traditionally, retirement gifts have been elegant objects crafted of quality materials and chosen to commemmorate a long career.

If a VIP or executive is retiring, consider exquisite crystal, precision clocks, bookends, and statuettes that can be displayed on a mantle or wall.

Each of these decorative objects is gender-neutral and appropriate in most decorating schemes.

Since they are fairly sober and serious gifts, you might think of presenting a gag gift first...and then one of these beautiful pieces as the pièce de résistance.


Luxury Corporate Retirement Gifts

If budget is not an issue, and you're thinking it's impossible to find a retirement gift for an executive who has everything...think again.

Think Russian caviar. Think gourmet truffles--the taste of real truffles is an experience the retiree won't forget.

Think aged balsamic vinegar--just a few drops make strawberries taste like heaven.

Or think an appropriate objet d'art. Don't go for anything too eclectic, with a social message, or strongly taste-driven. Opt for an object of beauty with universal appeal. A naturalistic crane sculpture. A Tiffany screen.

For your traditional male executive, think a luxury watch, such as a Joe Rodeo Diamond Watch.


Pesonalized Retirement Gifts

A perfect corporate retirement gift idea, personalized objects such as picture frames, plaques, mugs, textiles, pens and other business gifts are appropriate commemorative gifts with which to present an employee or staff member upon retirement.

These gifts are classy, easy to order, and not too expensive. When personalized with their name, the gifts become thoughtful gestures suitable for colleagues, family members, or friends who are retiring.

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