Crazy Doctor Joke

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By tonks21



Jokes help make the world go round. Well maybe not - but they do help us to get past a stressful day when it feels that nothing is going to make us feel better. It can be hard to find just the right joke - but every now and then one comes our way that makes us laugh out loud and we share it with everyone we know.

Below is hysterical doctor joke that is perfect for any woman who has had one or more children. I myself have experienced the joys of childbirth and even though it might not have been this painful for me I pity any woman who has had it this bad!

The Expectant Mother

One day a woman went to see her doctor to see if she was pregnant. After taking the test he confirmed that she was indeed pregnant. Because this was her first she didn’t know what to expect and she asked him a lot of questions. The last question she asked was how painful it would be. “I am worried about the pain I will have to experience,” she said.

The doctor said, “The pain will be different for different woman and depending on the type of pregnancy that you have. It can be hard to describe the pain you might feel.”

“Can you give me any idea on what it might feel like,” she asks.

"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."

"Like this?"

"Yes. Now does that hurt at all?"

"A small bit."

"Now stretch it completely over your head!"

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brad4l  says:
7 months ago

I am not sure if I should laugh or cringe, but I laughed ;)

tonks21 profile image

tonks21  says:
7 months ago

lol! Yeah I had the same effect - but in the end it was pretty funny!

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