Crazy Urban Legends - John Titor "Time Traveler From 2036"

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By sschilke


John Titor's Time Machine


One day, while eating lunch at work, a co-worker asked me this question. "Do you believe in John Titor?"

"Sure I do..." I said. I lied. I had no clue who John Titor was. That night I googled his name on the Internet and accidentally plunged myself into one of the most interesting urban legends this side of Cookooville. Here is a brief summary of what I learned.

John Titor, a self professed time traveler, appeared on Internet message boards during November of 2000. Mr. Titor, a soldier from the year 2036, travelled in a time machine (2034 version) built by General Electric. The time machine, housed in a 1966 Corvette and later a truck, carried Titor back to the year 1975 where he picked up a portable IBM 5100 computer. After this first stop he continued on to the year 2000 where he opened communication on the Internet and recounted future events which included:

1) A second civil war starting in the years 2004/2005.

2) In the year 2015 Russia launches a nuclear war on major American cities.

3) By the year 2036, America has been split up into five different states with Nebraska as the capitol.

4) America will go to war with Iraq, claiming they have weapons of mass destruction, but finding none.

5) Mad Cow disease will become a big issue.

6) War will erupt between Israel and it's neighbors.

After five months of communicating via message boards, he disappeared, apparently returning to the year 2036. Since then, his legend has only grown. His story has spawned books, websites, and even a play. Although some of his predictions did not occur, many of his proponents still believe in his existence. He said he would return, but to date no one has seen or heard from him. In 2005 MIT held a Time Traveler's Convention(more or less a joke) and invited Mr. Titor to make an appearance. He did not show up.

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robie2 profile image

robie2  says:
16 months ago

Fascinating-- I had never heard of John Titor before reading this hub but now I think I'll google his name too:-) He probably disappeared from the message boards not because he returned to the year 2036, but because he graduated from high school went off to college where he got interested in other things LOL-- Lovie it!

sixtyorso profile image

sixtyorso  says:
16 months ago

Interesting bit of trivia. I need to find out more. this is a great way of creating a web presence.

B.T. Evilpants profile image

B.T. Evilpants  says:
16 months ago

Perhaps he is still around, having taken on a different persona. Or maybe he returned as a mythical creature...

sixtyorso profile image

sixtyorso  says:
16 months ago

Possibly a Jackalope?

B.T. Evilpants profile image

B.T. Evilpants  says:
16 months ago

You just never know, do you?

sschilke profile image

sschilke  says:
16 months ago

Robie,

I bet you are right.  The whole "John Titor" thing probably got to be drag after awhile and he moved on to other things.  Regardless, I have to admire the kid's creativity.  He probably get's a good laugh out of it now.:)

Sixtyorso,

I think you're onto something with the "web presence" idea. 

B.T. Evilpants,

Are you John Titor?

B.T. Evilpants profile image

B.T. Evilpants  says:
16 months ago

I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you. So sorry. National security, and all.

sschilke profile image

sschilke  says:
16 months ago

B.T. Evilpants,

Since you put it that way... I guess I really don't want to know:)

sschilke

sixtyorso profile image

sixtyorso  says:
15 months ago

Strangely I am not dead YET!

B.T. Evilpants profile image

B.T. Evilpants  says:
15 months ago

Don't worry, sixty. I know where to find you when I'm ready!

Constant Walker profile image

Constant Walker  says:
15 months ago

Fun story, Sschilke. One draw back with the Time Traveler's story is the time travel machine in the muscle car. A clearly well-used and unoriginal version.

sschilke profile image

sschilke  says:
15 months ago

constant walker,

I agree, he could have been more original... like maybe a time machine in a coffin, coke machine, or even a futon.

sschilke

B.T. Evilpants profile image

B.T. Evilpants  says:
15 months ago

Mine is in a modest sized bathroom.

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
15 months ago

Hey, this was great. I am very interested in urban myths but had never heard of this one. thanks!

GeneriqueMedia profile image

GeneriqueMedia  says:
7 months ago

Great intro to the myth that is John Titor! Linking it to my Hub, replacing the big website.

G|M

Teresa McGurk profile image

Teresa McGurk  says:
7 months ago

Why the heck would anyone want an IBM 5100?! Or put a time machine in a Corvette? (everyone knows Toyota get better year mileage.) Neat hub, thanks!

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Cow Flipper  says:
6 weeks ago

Nice hub, looking into your writing style I was surprised that you would publish something like this. But there are a couple of other time travel cases with a little more merit to their credibility then that of John Titor. Check out my hubs and I have one there.

John Titor  says:
9 days ago

I traveled beck in time to write this comment real quick and grab three toothpicks and a roll of toilet paper. We wiped out all the trees in 2040! People are wiping with shingles off of old barns. OUCH!

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