Cribs, Welcome To My Home
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I would like to start off by letting the readers out there know that my lifestyle is not typical. The vast estate that I am about to share with you is also not typical. I understand that many of you will be struck by awe and overpowered by envy. The life of luxury that I boast was handed down to me by momma and whoever handed it to her should be shot. I continue to count myself fortunate to this day; fortunate that while Roe VS Wade was being argued in court, I was conceived and born. Momma always jokes saying, that if she would have had a coat to hang up, she may have also had a coat hanger to end the nightmare before it began. I personally do not think a coat hanger could have done a thing for her dreams. Besides, at that time she was doing a LOT of drugs.
Do not give in to the notion that a higher education will elevate you to my level of status. I have managed with just a tenth grade education. You, the reader, will also be able to attain all that I have with the same education. No college is necessary so do not even bother, and if you are currently in college it would be wise to drop out now. No sense wasting all that time on something that is not needed. If you already have a college education all I can say is, “boy are you dumb. Don’t you feel stupid now?”. Not to fret, even dumb old college educated fools can live as I do. If you were able to learn in college you will also be able to learn to set your expectations very, very low.
On With The Tour
As you enter the park you will notice that the roads are well maintained. I pay a premium to have the snow removed in the winter and as you can see the streets are void of the white stuff. The mud and water are only temporary and in two months the only water left behind will be that standing in the potholes and washouts. I love this time of the year in the park. Normally, water front property comes at a high cost, but not for me! I get two months of it every year and our landlord never charges us extra! The water comes right up to our steps and I don’t pay a dime for it. Last week Jeb in lot number eleven caught his limit of Walleye from his deck. Don’t tell anyone, but you can catch your limit of fish, cut, gut and package them up, then fish some more; you are on private property! Our landlord never comes around during lake front fun months. I just think that he does not know how to fish and is embarrassed to show it.
If water front is not available, there is always the annual river front. I am fortunate enough to have both options at my trailer. As you can see by the photo the river is calm and serene. I like to relax on the porch and watch as the past six months worth of garbage is washed down stream. Natures garbage removal; just another convenience that is free of charge here at the park.
My Rides
I have several rides besides the garden tractor. Over the years I have accumulated over six bikes and two skateboards. You may ask, “Pest, what do you ever do with that many cool bikes and a tractor?” Well, I have read somewhere that the womans like their man to be mobile as well as strikingly handsome. Also, instead of playing cards in the spokes I use expired food cards from the county welfare office. They hold up longer and the ladies can hear me coming from a mile away! If bigger is better than I figure so is Louder.
To The House
Entering through the back porch you will see all of this year’s garage sale items ready for the tables! “Back porch?” you ask. Yes, I have two porches. When you are as well to do as I am, nothing is too extravagant. I was unable to get pictures of the front porch due to the rising water front. Believe me when I say that the front porch is as elaborate and as full of valuables as the rear.
Entering the home you walk directly into the kitchen and dining area. Here you see a photo of my meal preparation area and the deer meat that I poached last night. Don’t mind the bag of garbage, I am very clean and take the refuse out every other Tuesday when the garbage man comes. If I take the stuff out too soon someone will steal it. I earned that garbage so it stays inside until it can be hauled away properly.
The Rec Room
We have a recreation room with some of the finest sand filled weights left at the dumpster. The kid next door comes over and works out with me quite often. I don’t lift a lot of weight so that he doesn’t feel bad about his puny self. Sometimes I even fake like I can’t lift as much as he can. He obviously feels much better about himself as he rolls on the floor laughing at me. Pointing and laughing are sure signs of great self esteem and he does it a lot when in my company. I am trying to teach him how to role play as well. As long as I am going to play the role of “weakling” he should be able to play the role of “spotter” and keep the bar from choking me to death.
Michelangelo Coud Do No Better
I am also including the stain colored ceiling tiles. These beauties I am sure have been specially shipped in from Canada, Italy or maybe even Wisconsin. At any rate, one of those states has control of the market on stained ceilings as every single trailer in the park comes decorated with them. It seems that the correct way to install the stained tiles is only in the corners of the room and around light fixtures. I think a few more throughout the room would help tone down the contrast a bit. I am stylish, but I am not up to date on the Wisconsin décor.
These tiles are much like the stained glass in the finest of churches. They truely are a religious experience. Just last month Jesus appeared in Wild, One eyed Willie's trailer. Willie hasn't touched a drop of mouthwash since; I sure do hope Jesus visits my house next.
Momma's Room
Next is momma’s room. Calm down guys and some of you gals, you know who you are! I can only show the picture of her bed. When I snapped this artful piece momma was passed out naked to the left. As you can see by the photo she has slipped her restraint, rolled onto the floor then out of view. I think that momma uses that rope to keep from falling out of bed like she did this morning. Many times “John” has forgotten to release her after spending the night and I have to go in to untie her. I sure do wish Momma wouldn’t toss and turn so much, I am tired of seeing her all naked and such. Momma must toss and turn a lot because she has four of these ropes on the corners of her bed. It is a wonder that “John” gets any sleep at all.
Hidden Pussy; Do You See The Cat?
The Couch, My Home Within The Home
My couch is where I eat sleep and watch TV among other things. Here you can see that I have just finished eating Ramen Noodles. Momma doesn’t let me have blankets in the winter time so I use the dirty laundry to cover up with. Momma says that she gets cold in the night and if I don’t like I can move in with Uncle Mike. I don’t complain.
Also pictured in this section: This is where the magic takes place. My work station, my safe place, my solace...my lap top, my pills, my vodka, my tissues and ... my oh my...this picture says it all doesn't it folks?!
Parting Shot
That about does it for my crib tour. I hope you enjoyed this glimpse into my life of plenty! Don’t be sad you too can be white trash, if you just believe!
Have a Nice Day
_____________© 2009 Richard L. Thorp Jr._________________
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I did good then... :)
ahhhh pest.......you are so original!!!!
Like a breath of fresh air.
I enjoyed looking at your rich fancy pants life. It's ok for you capitalists to go showing off all your flash stuff. I wish I was loaded!
Nice digs...Now I know where to take the jet-ski when our lakes are frozen over! Thanks Pest!
Okay, I'm off work and heading to my own crib now, catch up with you later. thanks for the fuckin' laugh.
Earnest, don't hate cuz I am upscale...read the "Parting Shot" I believe in you brother!
Amy, prolly the next time you see my home is to serve a warrant!
This little tour gives me something to strive for! (ROTFL!!)
I bet, just watch out for the po in the front yard!
This is the most beautiful home I think I've ever seen. It's got a fabulous lived in look. Your rides are to die for. So where can I get a vacation brochure? I may have to sift some money around, but I figure my belt could use tightening and this would be something to strive for. Any time shares available? Glad you left the picture of your mama out of it. Too bad though. I would have like to see her decor. Have you thought of sending these photos into House Beautiful or Architectural Digest or some such magazine? I'm pretty sure they'd be interested. Fabulous tour. Thanks!
You be too purdy fancy shmancy to me, Pest, lol
Maybe you could start charging for the virtual tour?
Thank you Frieda, I do pretty well for myself. As for time shares; anytime, i am willing to share.
Dame...Nooooooo! I don't want to scare you off with my uptown class!
Shalini, I do believe I would go broke!
Very nice house! Could use some renovations, but its nice! I always love houses completely surrounded by water! lol
--John
I have to take a dingy to get to the front door from the main road.
HaHa, very nice
Wow, now that I have seen that and I don't have a house of my own, the standards just sky rocketed. I m gonna need some tips on how to bag one of these, Pest.
Abhishek87: Just wait downstream and one will float right to you, soon enough.
Gotcha :)
Naw Pest...a well-off guy like yourself surely donates enough revenue to the local Po-Nine to gain immunity from warrants!
Yeah, I cut a little off the top. Meth keeps the cops awake on those twelve hour shifts.
Pest
I'm coming over with Kim and Aggie. And throw the heater into the lake I wanna go fishing! :D
So where are the barking dogs? Momma must have cooked them. Love your parting shot. ROFL. hahaha
Wow Pest I am in awe. This is the dream house I have always envisioned sigh. I can just picture myself ice skating outside on this beautiful frozen lake to the music Swan Lake pumping from out the out-door loud-speaker system. Bet you didn't know I had so many talents.
I have never seen snow in my life, I would love to feel what it feels like. Build a snowman or two.There would never be a shortage of slush puppies(frozen flavoured drinks in Oz)
Couldn't help but notice the grog bottle and all the pill bottles next to the PC. That's kool we all have our little errr...hiccups haha.
I love your house Pest, fair dinkum I do it's just Dinky Di..wooooooot.
Well, what can I say that hasn't already been said? Hey! Wouldn't it be hilarious if those two English broads would agree to come and clean for you? They'd probably ask you to remove Momma temporarily though.
One day I will own a fancy home like that too. According to my adsense total I should be able to afford your lifestyle by 2130.
Fishing Tips for the Waterfront property: A couple sticks of dynamite and viola! All the fish you can eat.
Cris, I just fish throught he hole in my floor. It is called ice fishing.
C.C. Every self respecting dog has moved away long ago.
BP i could play some Hank Williams Jr. from my tape player in the garage. Swan Lake? Is that a Led Zepplin tune? If you wanna know what snow feels like, stuff ice cubes in your bra and panties, continue to do so until you are blue in the face. It is a wonderful experience. Don't eat the yellow snow! As for the "grog" and pilss...Props I tell you! All props!
druneric: Momma is like an ugly, bad piece of furniture that sits in the corner like a sore thumb. You really want to get rid of the hideous thing but it has been in the family so long it would be a shame to throw it out. If you put it out by the roadside nobody in their right mind would pick up such an atrosity. So you are sutck with it.
Earnest, i see that you are thinking positive, dream big my friend. My lifestyle can happen quicker than you think. Ever try meth or heroin. I suggest these two vices to help speed up the process.
Florida!! I am shocked! I live in a respectable neighborhood...besides the fish are immune to all the meth explosions. Just another day in the life of a strung out trailer park fish.
I am indeed struck with awe and overcome with envy. But I'm also very worried for you. First you expose yourself to the world with pictures of your rugged look on your sexiest hubber hub, now you've also exposed your vast estate! You'll have no choice but to hire a security team to protect you now...or maybe you can throw some alligators in the water around your home. The fumes from the meth explosions will probably make gators even more ornery than usual, but that could work to your advantage. :D
Excellent hysterical hub Pest!!
Most great writers are a bit more private. Dickens, Hemmingway, GoldenToad..I figure why wait for the tabloids to exploit me when i can do a better job of it.
Where is the lovely um easter basket grass green shag carpet? True white trash has shag.. well at least in Hoosier land... land of real white trash...
Good point! Self-exploitation can be a money maker for sure! :D Oh, I forgot to mention earlier about how much I admire the blanket curtains. I normally use sheets, but I can see how blankets would be way more effective. ;)
Becca. What's left of the carpet is actually shag, but it has been matted down solid with years of booze, bodily fluids and dander. Now guests comment on what lovely linoleum I have.
Pam, I will change the blankets out for the spring fashioned sheets. Winters are brutal here and the heavier blankets don't flap so much in the draft.
Hahaha Pam you are just sooo funny. I did what you said Pest I stuffed a couple of ice-cube trays of ice in my underwear, it just felt sooo cold, then next minute it melted and left a big trail of water on the floor which I skidded on later. Pest I though ice was going to feel soft and mushy, this can't be right.
By the way what is yellow snow Pest ? Does snow kind of become discoloured after it has been sitting there awhile ?
BP...all around my home is a ring of yellow snow. It is easier to pee there than run all the way down to the outhouse.
I am trying not to picture you with wet pantie...ugh..Too late.
Oh Pest!!! Another great article you are so talented, what would without you. Lol.. Love the snapshots however I did see some tidy spots..Lol:)
Thanks AE I appreciate...A few tidy spots??? where??? I worked hard to trash this dump!
okay I'm checking
I'm just disgusted at this blatant attempt at social snobbery and one upmanship by Pest.
But it gets worse!
On another hub, he brags that he has 2 screen doors as well.
Pest - Have you no shame?
I will never ever tell, I have saw my stilettos in there...LOL:)
Toad check your mail.
Eric, those screen doors cam out of a 1972 fleetwood model...the veneer is all original. These vintage beauties accentuate any porch! :D
AE, those stilettos, i placed for all to see...I want the readers to think i am gettin some. something...ANYTHING!!!!!!
That's hysterical! Man, I was laughing my assoff. Of course, that tank of nitrous oxide I swiped from the dentist's office might have had something to do with it, leaving it open like that.
I was hoping you would have an aerial view from google, so we could see your magnificent estate in its full glory! Good tour!
You are such a nut!!!! Some or something , only some?????Lol:)
Christoph...Actually i do have an aerial view but the trees hide the trailer! Just look for the big pile of junke among the trees and there I am. Thanks for the comment!
AE I don't think I could make it through ALL of anything...You could count yourself fortunate if I make it past "hello"!
Only hello????? Why only hello????? sniff snuffff :(
Pest: Are you digging through the bags???? Get out of the bags???Lol:) You've got mail.
AE...you know...premature emmancipation. Shhhhh i dont want people to know!
Pest ... I printed this one out and read in the train ride home yesterday ... gotta say I was left quite speechless, kept looking over my shoulder to see if anybody else was witnessing the extravaganza!! I just don't want people to know I have this type of associates in the higher circles!
Man, I couldn't stop laughing, what a ride I had!
Forget my dream to live on the beach!!! This sounds way better!!! Besides, I have family in MN!!! I could canoe right out my front door and go see them!!! Are there any properties available? How far are you from Shakopee??
Elena, Glad that I could make your communte a bit more enjoyable. Sure would be nice to have a book of these things, huh?
Anna, well, I only have the beach front for two months out of the year. Maybe you could live here on a time share. I can clean off a spot in the living room floor for you. Shakopee is three hours away.
I am laughing so hard writing this article. I am certainly green with envy for such a fabulous "well to do" lifestyle you lead.
All I want to know is where one acquires those fabulous "Wisconsin tiles"? Good thing Michealangelo is no longer around. He would be sick with jealosy!
Dangy, I know right? everyone in town looks down their nose at me, rarely say a word to me and even go out of their way to avoid me. They are so bashful and envious of my lifestyle and estate.
Peggy, I think those tiles are discontinued. I can't find replacements anywhere. I have had to stain my own instead.
I want to go fishing too...Nice homestead baby...wish I was so lucky...Love fresh fish yumm...LOL very funny :O) G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace
wow
nice house
love palces with snow
I'm checking out for the night, check your mail.
Home frickin' sweet home.
The more I see that trailer, the more it reminds me of the mistake I made in 72. It burned to the ground in 80. haha
C.C. It is a wonder my home hasn't exploded from it's moorings. With all of the asbestos, lead paint and meth cookery going on I am lucky to mainain my genus and intlijunts.
Mable where are you???? Pest where are you hiding that woman, you are going to get it now...Hahaha!! Where is she???/:)
Crap...Cris gave you the wrong location...and I didnt correct him... sorry. Go to Spring time in the park, by me instead.
There's definitely something amuck in your head ...
PS: Some twisted bastard posted a picture of your naked ass for all the world to see! Utterly shocking!!!
Where did you get those prison pictures of me ???
the best thing about this hub (or is it the worst) is that i kinda like the first picture, at least you have trees
Pest - super crafty hub, thanks for the laugh. Especially love the 'fuck you' snowman!
you are welcome!!! Ashley..
It's Alive !!!! It's Alive!!!! About time good grief I had to leave for awhile everyone was being sooooooooooooooo serious...Hehehehe!!Lol:)
i have a serious place..............heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeree for you!!! I hate the controversy!!!
Me toooooo!!!! Everyone seemed a little uptight so off I went with my little man and I played a little baseball , ate pizza and walked the dogs, he is now snoozing awwww thank goodness!!! :)
Dear Pest, I aspire to be a redneck, but so far have not achieved even close to your level of perfection. I've got the clutter down ok. But there's just something basic that I'm lacking. Maybe I'm just not "believing" hard enough(?). Can you help me?
Pest, Mighty Mom wants to be a redneck, respond and get your nose out of that .....What are you doing ? What are you doing??? Pest !!!!
Hey pest! i wanna go Gar giggin' wi' ya!
Well it appears the our host has left the trailer. CC -- maybe you can help me? Start by telling us light pink necks what "go gar giggin" is?
He crashed and burned, he crashed and burned!! he was to busy digging in the dumpster and I saw him with his head burrowed and his rear end hanging out at the top, I told him to respond but sometimes he just won't pay attention.lol
For the record, dumpster diving is NOT gar giggin'...
Mighty Mom, it does not take a whole lot of effort to attain my level of status. Don't give up until the dream has happened for you! One day you too will be collecting government checks and be on a first name basis at the food shelf.
Don't you think Mama would have a problem with me crashing on your living room floor? I don't think I would like to see her angry!!
LOL Pest. Like they say in AA -- don't leave until the miracle happens!! I will keep at it. Seriously, I'm looking forward to receiving my WIC food stamps (my son is a heavy milk drinker) and maybe some lifelong disability checks.
Still haven't gotten the def of "gar giggin' so can someone help me out here? Is it scrounging in other people's garages?
Anna, momma won't have a problem just bring her a bottle or two.
Mighty Mom, i think gar giggin' is an Ohio thing...Those people are crazy.
GO BLUE!!!
Jajajajajajaja
BP!!! I sorry... no more hockey for me! I promise!
What the??? ummmhmmmm well seems to me that you are now creating a harem of women , how many of us will be sleeping on the floor???Lol :)
Good morning AEvans looking as gorgeous as a magestic scarlet rose.Hahah there is only three women and one man in the picture here.This was at first worrying to me thinking how we will do this in such a small space.I have been giving this some deep mathematical thought.I think stacking our bodies on top of each other,much akin to a pile of pan fresh crepes.Pest on the bottom wearing the full weight then we pile on top in alphabetical order.Blonde next,followed by B for brunette, then lastly comes R for redhead.Hows that sound eh
I can't guarantee Pest will be breathing too much in the morning haha
AE Not a harem...more like a time share plan. I have to fill 52 weeks and 53 weeks on a leap year!
BP...That sounds like a plan to me!
So which week do we fall into????:)
I have 52 openings...you choose!
mmmm... ok BP and I will take 1-5o hehehehe!!!!!:) so that leaves you with a two week opening. :)
I can't believe I haven't already left a comment praising your skills in interior design and landscaping. Perhaps you can come fix up my camper so it'll look as classy.
I am penciling you in AE! You are making an aweful commitment there...I do mean aweful!!!
Oh I forgot to mention before, AE and Anna, if you feel my plan is a little one sided on my part, being squashed to Pest like a barnacle is to a sunken ship, we could set the timer to beep on the precise commencement of each hour interval and then the next letter B for Brunette would come down a peg, and I would resume Anna's position of third up.
This plan is, of course prone to mishap,we could possibly all fall down. One would be because of gravity's strong force, two someone passes wind and we have to evacuate or three,Momma could trample us whilst sleep walking. There is also a backup plan of drawing straws for first position hahah
I don't understand this pencil thing or 1-5 spot, you guys are debating here. Oh dear I think I A). may have to go back to bed or B).pretend I know so I can appear smarter than I am at the moment
Goddness I do have to bone up on my lady skills now, don't I?
Hahah Pest you better start pumping those weights.Jajajajaj. Oh AE has gone I hope my plan did not frighten her away. Anna will be here soon as I just messaged her to check the arrangements here.
Don't forget Pest we are meeting up with GT at the beach as well, he has asked nicely that you do not wear Speedos at any cost lol. If you have a boogie board oh please do bring it, bring your floaties whatever you like,cause we are going to run free across the golden sands, swim through rolling glorious waves and bask our bodies beneath the golden sun.I must depart now so see you all until we meet again, adieus!
Where did you take your interior Design Course Diploma Pest? so much beauty in so little space....you truly are a master of sublime living skills - not to mention of course the envy of those who would hope to be able to fish from their homes - you did say a hole in the floor - would that be located under you which would also be under blonde poet who would be under a Brunetter who would be under AEvans - the redhead?..... cheers
BP: I am on kiddie patrol , but I am back as Pest had better be prepared for the long haul and get those weights going...Lol:)
Ajcor: Oh my , under, under, under if you call me an Auburn I am on top...:)hehehe!!:)
Pest, you need to bone up on the skills as we will keep you busy for a long time..:)
AE... I am already a ladies man, but several ladies at one time may be a challenge.
Hahah AE I couldn't help but come back. I was actually outside laying on the grass,thinking...it is a beautiful day here....The sun had a strong bite so I came inside
I was plugging up my karaoke machine to do a few numbers and suddenly this force gripped me tight from behind, lifted me to my feet and pushed me on to my PC seat. It made my erector pili muscles stand up (goosebumps). Yes I agree being on top is the way to go AE. Wooot. Grrr to those readers who have a dirty mind, I meant ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
AJcor haha I am sure in the course of our stay there we will locate Pest's secret hole. That would be good if it were under us as while I am waiting to be in number one rank with Pest I could do a little fishing and catch myself some prawns.OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD SORRRY PESSSTTT (my fishing line catches his toupee Wooooooooooottt
@AEvans - auburn could work - it would definitely put you into the vantage spot for casting a net below the bed!
@blondepoet - i think they call prawns "shrimp" in the good ol' U. S. of A! makes them sound kind of small don't you think!
Pest - I think you need to get into "Gym's Place" and work out pretty solidly - starting now...
Lol that went a little over my head ajcor...just the ending.....what sounds small..are you referring to a shrimp(prawn)
indeed the shrimp Blonde Poet...the shrimp!
Hey Pest. i have some fun 'toys' for you in the forum. "Where the heck is everybody"
BP...I may be gray, but I do not wear a tupee!!! I would rather shave bald.
Ajcor...shrimp as in crustacean... Whew... I thought you all were referring to my weiner for a while.
C.C. i do not know where anyone is at...BP, Ajcor, Me, You and AE are here...isn't that everybody?
Hey C.C you little toe sucker. How are you today.I am on my way to facebook to make you do chores again and to see you have not stolen my pets.Yea my foot blends into your page well
LMAO Ajcor I finally see the light.
And Pest I know you do not wear a toupee lol, your own hair is far too beautiful to be nylon. It made a good line though.:)
BP, all of my beauty is natural...from the gray on my head to the gray on....my knees.
Pest,all of my beauty is natural...from the blonde on my head to the blonde on...my knees
You sent a chill down my spine, BP!
Oooops sorry Pest.....
Where are the toys C.C I want some. Please. Show me the way
This was totally tasteless!!! Loved it. P.S. do you really live there?
Hmmm...sorry I have taken so long to respond. I was very busy over the weekend, making arrangements for work this week, along with cleaning my house, and whatnot. The travel plans sound great, BP!!
BP...Keep the chills commin'!!! :)
donotfear... I know right?! Yes i do live here. I had to clean the place up for the photo shoot for HubPages. Sorry for the deception...
Yayyy Pest is back let's party now
Cris and Toad are here too!! I are so happy nao!
So let's dance do you wanna tango
Looks like my house after I leave everyone else in charge. And is that a little girls bike I see? hmm...
BP!! I am selfish...I only dance with you...Cris steps on my feet and Toad gropes too much!
Mayhmong...those are my rides...you calling me a little girl???
Hey Pest, can you hook me up with some of those stained ceiling tiles? I've always dreamed of having that look in my house but don't have the connections that you obviuosly do.
Hahaha yes I can just imagine GT doing that. He can't get enough of you I don't think.I think he is just downright frustrated, that is why he has that snarl on his face.
I think I should teach him some yoga and breathing exercises to do daily, or teach him how to play Halo.When I am frustrated I go to Halo shoot everyone with my rocket launcher, it really does wonders
Pest, Oh Pest where are you???? I guess you crawled into the tree as you don't want to play anymore. :( I am sad.....:( Where are you???? You are not jealous are you???:)
Hey AE I am here if that is any consolation. I know though it's not same as Pest I don't have as much hair.
BP: It's you he left me, he got mad and left me.....I am sad , so sad but I am glad that you are here BP as you can cheer me up!!! Hey how did your implants go??? Those double DD's my goodness can you care those???LoL:)
Awwww how could anyone get mad with you. Nooooooooo never. Are you sure it was not misunderstanding. I am getting mine like yours LMAO, I like how yours has the valve to adjust sizes. Boy you nearly got stuck under the car when they were G's
I like those adjustable things to as according to how I feel I can pump them up and down.I am so glad that you were there to help me out...Lol ...
That's right AE. You going to hit the bigtime now I can see it in the stars.
I am sitting here making pretty necklaces with beads dropping them all over the floor...and they are getting stuck between the floorboards in the cracks grrrr
BP: You are so funny , what kind of necklaces do you make??? You should send pics ..:) I had better get to bed, but I will shoot you an e-mail so we can chit chat.. ((Hugs))) I am certain that pest does not mine that we use his article as a chat room.. I hope can forgive me for being so naughty .....he was going to give us back massages but I think I had better let him cool off. hehehheh Lol:)
So sorry I had to go AE, my whole bead necklace fell apart and 100's beads went in 100 directions under piano in the next room, between my toes and everywhere. I had to get a matchstick to flick them out from the cracks in the floorboards hahah. Damn got to start again now LMAO. I make beautiful ones for my store, haha noone will believe it after this episode. I will email you a link to my store.Sweet dreams pumpkin pie.
BP: On mini-break and how funny I hope you found every last littte bead, I am c certain that you will be finding those little rascals for months, I will be back in a few hours as the day is not over yet, good grief Pest isn't even here..... I don't know where he disappeared too!!!lol:) Gotta go.:)
At least when the two of you visit i will be use to you hangin' around the place.
Well that is a good thing!!!!!:D There is no place like home, There is no place like home. :)
Hi Pest how are you going I haven't seen you anywhere much. Did you sort out your net problem
Hey pest, I feel like I just went through old home week, all over again. Love the hub!!!
Deb, i think all will be back to normal tomorrow...Monday.
Well I am certainly glad that you will be back to normal on monday...:)
Well, normal for me anyway... :) It has been only six days!!!!!!
And Counting, it was a couple for me and it was a long one. :)
Have you amde any money on my signature yet?
I was getting ready to say clap-on , clap-off as I thought you had disappeared..Lol
As for your signature I am not going to sell it as it is PRICELESS!!!! :D
Pest, I couldn't help but notice how the Monkey Shit Green colored building next to your rides makes them look even classier. Pity that color went out of style all those years ago. The only one to top it now is Strong Barn gray with white rust. If you ever make the upgrade, you'll have to post new pics.
You keep a lovely home...absolutely spotless. Truly, I didn't see another spot for anything. Still, if you wanted to redecorate (maybe the ladies could help), you should try how an engine or dismantled weed whacker looks next to your desk. I think these items add an otherwise elusive macho touch.
Those are all classy sugestions...I do have a pile of sticks that I call staffs and canes next to the desk now...Maybe I should bring in the chainsaw that i used to butcher them out in the woods.
The chainsaw! Yes! Then, whenever your friends get out of line, you can just rev her up and...go have a stick-butchering party. Then everyone can have their own pile of staffs.
Just be careful that these works of art don't get mistaken for firewood. Tragic. You'd have to go make more.
BTW, I love the ring-around-the-light look in your hallway. That proves you really love your place, as those can take some time to properly develop.
You like that ring around the light? You should have seen it before I emptied the water. You will certainly love the globe filled full of rain water look!
OMG,...I love your hub !!!! By far,..My most favorite !!!!
goldentoad says:
9 months ago
I could barely make it through this one I was laughing so hard! I could barely type this shit out too.