Darjeeling India has instituted a new policy of allowing officials to strip search cute and sexy girls at random, apparently for the purpose of finding bombs concealed on their sexy person.

Dr. Bengali, of the Darjeeling Center for Sexual Research puts it this way:

"We think that if terrorists want to get a bomb into a crowded area, they might use a sexy girl who will not be suspected because of her hot body which distracts the police from thinking about what she might have under her sari or her dress.

So we are going to start searching these hot girls, at random, and that way we will be able to disengage the goals of these terrorists who might think that they can use sexiness as a way of getting past our officers.

I am personally going to start strip searching girls in Darjeeling myself, whenever I feel she might have something interesting under her clothes. To strip these girls is the only way to find out if they have concealed weapons, and if they don't happen to have any, well...maybe they will meet me for a drink afterwards, and that way I will get a hot date from the experience."

Only sexy girls will be strip searched, according to  Dr.Bengali  from the Darjeeling institute, as any others would not look good naked.