Dating Tips for Bald Men
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Intro
The following are dating tips for bald men. We all can use some help every now and then.
Comb Over
Fellas, if you are going bald do not "rock" the comb over. Just shave all the hair off. Stop wasting money on a comb.
Toupees
Fellas, don't go the route of wearing a dead thing on your head, Toupees don't cover the problem. They make you look like a goof ball.
Bald Mullet
This is absurd. Just shave it off. The bald mullet could be the worse hair style known to man.
Shine It Up
Shining the bald head makes you look like a million bucks. It draws positive attention. The ladies will want to rub it.
Tough Guy
With the proper clothing, being bald can make you look like a tough guy. The tough guy, or bad boy, look will draw the eyes of the ladies.
Perhaps, something in black.
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Wahl Balder Ultra Close Haircut Kit, 13 Piece
Price: $28.83
List Price: $34.99 |
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Bald
Price: $17.35
List Price: $27.98 |
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Headblade Sport Ultimate Head Shave, 1 razor
Price: $10.79
List Price: $13.33 |
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WAHL BALDING CLIPPER #8110
Price: $37.85
List Price: $58.00 |
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Introducing and Implementing Revit Architecture 2009
Price: $39.85
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Balding Clipper, 5 Star Series
Price: $49.99
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Athlete
The bald athletic look is in. Many athletes are going the way of the bald. Cash in on this popular fad.
Never Date a Bald Lady
Never ever date a woman that's bald. There's just something wrong seeing a bald couple walking together holding hands. Bald women are just scary.
Closing Words
I'm not only an advice columnist, but I am Bald too....
So remember two things:
- Bald is Beautiful (only for men)
- Chicks dig the Bald
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Comments
That's some great advice for bald folks. I just don't understand why some women would have their hair nearly shave all off?!
I laughed out loud at "do not "rock" the comb over"! Hilarious.
Good luck with the challenge.
Dude, if I had pecks and shoulders like yours, I could rock a comb-over and long, braided nose hair. Still, a fun hub and amusing read. :)
fortunerep says:
7 months ago
I have never dated a blad man until I met my fiance'. I don't care whether he has hair or not. It is somewhat selfish for women to judge a man by whether or not they are blald. Personally, I think it is sexy but to each their own. Not everyone women likes a bald man just like men don't like some women becuase of their size. If I had judge my man by whether or not he had Alopecia I would have made a huge mistake. Everyone should look inside, those are the problems that can cause heartache. I have dated some very good looking guys with lots of hair, I could spend all day talking about how they were so messed up emotionally and mentally. Bald men have issues too , i am sure. But NEVER judge a book by it's cover. If you are looing for a long term, lasting and beneficial relationship, the hair thing should be an obsolete criteria. How vain have us women became? I pick on my fiance' and tell him in 20 years he will look the same. He would have gone bald eventually anyway, so there are no surprises there. He has to be the one wondering if I am going to gain 150 pounds or quit caring how I look or what I would look like in 20 years. I have no expections of him growing hair but I am sure he has expectations of me keeping myself healthy, and in his eyes beautiful. What is it about bald men that women find so unattractive? I think it's sexy, personally.
dori