The latest State Fair food creation in Texas is deep fried butter. This hub will explore possible future creations for state fair foods. We've had deep fired bacon, deep fried Twinkies, deep fried Coke, deep fried peanut butter and jelly, and deep fried pecan pie. Where can you go from these FAIRLY healthy creations? It's a simple formula. If is fits in the deep fryer, then it's fair game to be fair food.

You've eaten smoked food, so this isn't too much of a stretch. This one will be created in Kentucky, where the highest death rates from cigarettes exist. No longer will stupid anti-smoking laws will be able to keep you from enjoying a cigarette in a restaurant. You will soon be able to enjoy your cigarettes laced in trans fat goodness. Cause nothing goes together better with artery clogging fat than artery constricting cigarettes. Because these are a food item, there are no cigarette taxes imposed. In fact there are no taxes at all, and food stamps are welcomed as payment. These sticks come by the pack or carton, so stock up on ketchup.

Scarcity increases value, which is what Sea Turtle enthusiasts plan to capitalize. This Florida State Fair delicacy costs $200.00 per pound with all proceeds going to the Protect the Sea Turtle Fund. The creators of this delicacy know that by sacrificing a few baby sea turtles that wouldn't make it to the ocean anyway, they will raise awareness of just how tasty these little guys are. By raising interest, and raising money to support preservation efforts, the gluttonous general public won't even know that they are actually saving the little guys by eating them.

Oh come on, you're thinking this one is just sick. Everybody knows that the cuter the animal, the tastier. Enjoy this one at the Alaska State Fair.

California leads the nation in coming up with the healthiest source of fiber at any State Fair.  Eat this chewy creation to clean your colon back to newborn status.  One hefty redwood contains more fiber than all 6 billion people on earth need for an entire year.*

* These tree statements may be the only tall tale on this entire page that isn't totally deep fried balogna.  The FDA has no statements at this time about the claims or health benefits of eating an entire redwood tree, but they suggested that deep frying and smothering it in maple syrup helps it go down easier.

Only the racing capital crossroads of America could drive this one to success.  Indiana State Fair gave up on the fried sweet corn a long time ago, and their state bird, the cardinal turned out to be rather disgusting.  The tulip tree wasn't too lip smacking either.  The deep fried tire rubber is not recommended for children under the age of 3, and will be sure to give you 500 miles of chewy satisfaction.

No tires were harmed as a result of the production of this hub article. Any depictions of tires were purely fictitious and were not meant to represent any real or imagined tires.

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