Talk about one hell of a odd mix. The Pop Queen Fergie the singer of the sexually suggestive hit London Bridge will open for the 80's reformed act , The Police , during the bands New Zealand tour in early 2008.

Fergie who is a member of the hip hop group , Black Eyed Peas released her first solo album earlier this year. Fergie will open for the Police at their two New Zealand Concerts.

Fergie says she has listened the old music of the Police and she says she is excited to be the opening act for them. The top should come off the stadium when the Pop Queen takes to the stage. We just hope the Police don't fill up staged because Fergie can put on quite a show.

Jerry Lee Lewis The Inventor of Rock And Roll Excess all those years ago and the man who married his underage cousin says that he has spent the last decade watching Gun Smoke reruns and listening to his five Chihuahuas try to sing as they howl along with him singing has a new release of some of his old songs coming out soon from Sun Records and the Inventor of the wild style of Rock and Roll says he will be going out on the road in a series of concert dates in early 2008. It will be interesting to see how Jerry Lee Lewis will perform and how will modern day country music or pop music fans respond to him. It will be interesting in deed.

Jerry Lee Lewis is the last of the rock and roll pioneers left walking around that Sun Records helped to become famous.

The Jerry Lee Lewis Ranch, as it is called, or Disgraceland, as it is also called, is a racquetball court, two jet planes and a graveyard short of Elvis' former mansion, which is about twenty-five miles away, in Memphis. All the rooms are on one floor, all the rooms are piled high with swag from fifty years of Jerry Lee Lewis's Carreer in the music business, and large portions of it have been painted gold. Jerry's sixth wife in his seventh marriage, Kerrie Lynn McCarver Lewis, blew through the place like King Midas. Painted the walls, painted the floors, painted the grand piano, painted the cupboards, painted her Cadillac Fleetwood - all of it gold, gold and more gold. Except the kitchen, which she covered with Coca-Cola wallpaper.

"She was a horrible nasty bitch who was possessed by the devil and only shopped at Wal-Mart and other low class joints and we've just now begun stripping the walls," says Phoebe at the kitchen counter in late afternoon.She went on to say that former wife Kerrie was just plain crazy as a shit house rat. She said that Kerrie would shop all night at the local Wal Marts and sleep all day in differnt rooms in the house hiding from people she insisted were out to get her. Just before she left she said Kerrie was planning to kill Jerry and had already dug his grave in the back yard. Phoebe said she was one strange woman.

Born to Jerry Lee Lewis and his third wife, Myra, in 1963, she grew up tall and blond and has the Lewis vibe in all ways. After singing blues and rock around Memphis for a number of years, she moved back in with her father to help him through an arduous divorce. Country Music Insiders say the reason Phoebe came home is because she just can't sing. Not good enough for Memphis or Nashville anyway. "Kerrie told me she was leaving him, but I was going to run her ass off anyway," she says. "I was born to take care of my daddy. I never married, and don't want to have children. I'm not going to steal his money or give him drugs" Hell Kerrie was going to kill Daddy as sure as water rolls down hill and the grass is green. I don't know where she went but she's not coming back here. That bitch was crazy.

Here's Some Breaking News About Lucy Liu

There are rumors being talked about around Hollywood that Lucy Liu may soon be playing the girlfriend to James Bond in a new Bond Film to be made in 2008. Oh man wouldn't that be interesting. Sources close to Lucy Liu say its already a done deal and the major announcement will be coming soon. Best known in the USA for her part in the Movie " Charlies Angels " Lucy Liu is quite a looker with a huge fan base. Can you imagine her painted gold. Now that would be quite a sight indeed.

Be sure you check out the video we have for you of Lucy Liu below for you to enjoy.

David Hasselhoff will get to keep custody of his two daughters despite his recent relapse.The former Baywatch Star says Alcohol has almost whipped his ass on several occassins and he recently slipped back into drinking again but he has now put that behind him. David Hasselhoff won total custody of his two daughters in a bitter court battle with ex wife Pamela Bach in June of 07.

The two girls have been staying with their mother Pamela Bach for the last five weeks while David Hasselhoff has been away on business. The girls are to be returned to their father on October 21 07.

David had just got back his parental rights recently and appears that he just can't get it together. Former wife Pamela Bach says that she is thinking of pursuing the custody issue in court again.

Now that she has finally gotten out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan says she's going to stay away from the L.A. club scene and ditch old pals who might drag her back into bad habits of the drug and drinking scene.

"Going out all the time was very self-destructive, Lindsey Lohan says.

"The biggest thing is being in L.A. and staying away from the nightlife," the 21-year-old actress said. And I know its not going to be easy. It never has been and I don't think it will be now. But for me and my Mom I have to do it.

Lohan will soon be back working on another film and she says her Mom is going to stay with her for a while and help her stay straight. I guess I will spend my nights at home watching tv , reading and eating pop corn. And Mom will be there to see that I do the right thing.

Watch the videos below for some great photos of Lindsey Lohan. Some nice photos of Lindsey Lohan on there.

Short Lindsey Lohan Bio

Lindsey Dee Lohan was born July 2 1986

She started as a child fashion model and she says the rest is history.

She says she wishes she could go an entire month with out anything negative being reported in the press about her.

Lindsey Lohan was born in the Bronx , New York and she says she's a New York girl at heart.

Her father spent much of Lindsey's preteen years in Prison and he recently returned to Prison for two more years. He got out in March of 2007.

Britney Spears filed an emergency court motion seeking to expand visitation rights with her children, the lawyer for ex-husband Kevin Federline said Wednesday.

Federline lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said that he received the motion Wednesday and will be in court Thursday.

Kaplan did not elaborate on what Spears was seeking, but criticized the motion, pointing out that the judge's decision was barely a week old.

Bobby Brown spent a night in the hospital after suffering a mild heart attack, his attorney said Wednesday. Hospital staff said that Brown was not happy there because of not being alloweed to smoke and checked out against medical advice.

Brown, 38, had severe chest pains Tuesday night and was taken to two hospitals. He also had pain in his left arm and in his jaws. He was admitted to Tarzana Regional Medical Center in the San Fernando Valley.

''This morning they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack ... they attributed , it to stress and diet,'' said his attorney, Phaedra Parks, in Atlanta.

He was released Wednesday morning in good condition, Parks said and said that Bobby Brown will be taking it easy for a few weeks and try to keep some sress out of his life.

Several hospital staffers have been suspended for allegedly peeking at George Clooney's confidential medical records after he was hurt in a motorcycle accident last month.

George Clooney, 46, suffered a broken rib and scrapes in the Sept. 21 crash, while his passenger, Sarah Larson, 28, broke her foot. Both were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen.

News Sources in New York reported Tuesday night that as many as 40 staffers, including doctors, were suspended without pay, accused of accessing Clooney's medical records and possibly providing information to the media, a clear violation of federal law.

Clooney said that while he is pissed about his records being passed around he does not want any of the medical staff to loose their jobs.

Below is a video of George Clooney when he was on ER.

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