Do Colon Cleansers really work? Loose 10 Pounds Fast

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Modern science has led some to take the easy way out on loosing weight and to remove anything that may be hanging around in your colon. I searched on this blog and saw no one else had written about it and well I thought this may be something we all need to read about.

Yes sir that is how I am going to loose that last few pounds.

So, you have a great blog or a web site and you see a colon cleanser advertisement sitting right over the article your writing about saving money on groceries and cooking at home.

This is a subject that I believe should be shared with only your doctor.

You can sit at home with the guys or at the golf course and ladies you can be at a tea party or who knows where out with your girl friends. The topic of weight lose and dieting comes up and you can say well I lost seven pounds last week and you will never guess how I did it.

Everyone will move closer to hear your secret and then you'll lean forward and you say well I bought a bottle of Colon Cleanser and you can never imagine how much Yack came out of me. It was a scary. I took a little package of this green powder and mixed it in a glass of water and went to bed as the package instructed me to do.

You can buy it in a discrete bottle all pretty in blue or light green and I got the special family size that has crickets and bunny rabbits on the label.

My husband Henry was so funny. He knew that I was doing and he stayed away from me all night and even the last few days. He's been telling me that all the Yack is ruining his life. I offered to help him but he says he has enough Yack to worry about and he was not interested.

In the middle of the night Oh my gosh I heard my stomach rumbling and I thought OH MY. Well I'm here to tell you when I did get up it was the first thing on my mind. I must have lost five pounds in the first five minutes. I was so excited I just wanted to finish and get on that scale to check the results.

Well then about an hour later my stomach rumbled again and I well did everything I could to get to the bathroom in time but just wasn't able.

Another two pounds at least left me. It was just the frightening. I had no idea that so much Yack was just in me. My intestines were lined in Yack.

My guy friends are still laughing at me a week later.

Found on the web: In the United States, cleansing the colon -- the large intestine -- became popular in the 1920s and 1930s. But when the theories behind it lost support, it fell out of favor. Recently, though, colon cleansing -- using, for example, teas, enzymes, or colon irrigation -- has experienced resurgence.

If by chance you copy the term Colon Cleansing and search it on the web you will find lots of products out there to take care of this.

The easiest way to take care of it is the natural way way. I have never heard of this but I have never been nor am I curious. I have no idea about this subject and I am not at all curiouss. I will eat fruit, exercise and drink water and I have no scientific knowledge about this type of product nor do I think it is good or bad.

If you feel that colon cleansing is way to go then have a big time. I would suspect you should consult your doctor.

Oh no here comes my wife just back from the store with a glass of green water. I hope it is tea. Ugh,

Thank you