ARE YOU TIRED OF SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR JESUS TO COME RESCUE YOU FROM THIS EARTH BUSTOP? ARE YOU TIRED OF RE-READING THE GOOD BOOK AND JUST WANT TO GO SEE GOD ALREADY? IF SO YOU MIGHT BE AN IMPATIENT CHRISTIAN AND ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN A FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN. FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONAIRE AND EMAIL TO "IWANTTOSEEGODGODDAMMIT@HEAVEN.NET" AND FIND OUT IF YOUR THE NEXT LUCKY WINNER!!

1. Do you think that your interpretation of the bible or any book for that matter is the only correct one?

2. Are you constantly quoting things from books including the Bible because you cannot find new ways to explain concepts to people?

3. Could your attitude towards other religions if magnified 1000 times be just like that of any war.

4. Are you a mindless follower who cannot understand that everyTHING, all the people in the world, all the different religions, all different mindsets and interpretations are what makes this place AMAZING?

5. Are you lost and lonely and need to grab on to some belief system because nobody has shown you what real love is like? And when someone doubts your beliefs you get offensive and exhibit hate(partly because no one has ever show you real love and partly because the book you read is full of examples of hate)?

IF you answered YES to any of these questions you ARE ELIGIBLE FOR A FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN!!! YAY!

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