Do Not Go Sleeveless After Forty Just Trust Me On This One
71Just Say, "No" To Sleeveless! - Don't Get Me Started!
In talking with a friend recently who is about my age, she was telling me about this dinner party she went to and how everyone there was telling her how pretty she looked. She was thrilled as she knew she was carrying extra weight but alas, she thought that the camouflage she had draped herself in had managed to fool the public. When she excused herself and went into the bathroom, there was the dreaded full length mirror. Taking a glance and then a real look, she saw what they saw and it wasn't pretty at all. In fact, she thinks that they were giving her the "you look so pretty" pity party instead of honest comments. When I asked her what she was wearing, she began with, "Well it is sleeveless." I stopped her right there. Just say, "NO" to sleeveless! - Don't Get Me Started!
No one over forty (male or female) should wear sleeveless and let me tell you why. Even if you have the most buff arms in the world, a sleeveless shirt on a forty or older just translates as a desperate cry to the world that you think you're still in your twenties. I'm here to tell you that you aren't and you need to stop it. The worst part is that often these shirts (in the case of women but yes, I've seen men do it too) are often partnered up with a pair of Capri pants. Now unless you're going to be digging for clams you need not wear these either...ever. I get that your whole life you've lived to look like Mary Tyler Moore on the Dick Van Dyke show but come on people, look at yourself in these outfits in a full length mirror and I defy you to not see yourself for the dumpy creature you've made yourself by dressing this way.
I get it that some of you are going to say, "You're only as old as you feel." But sometimes you have to act (or in this case) dress your age. I'm not saying you have to wear something that is completely polyester or without style at all but I am saying that it's about time to retire the overall shorts, kids. You also need to realize that just because the "kids" are all wearing something doesn't mean that you should wear it too. Yes, to some of us, all of this seems so obvious and has no need to be repeated but look around the next time you're in a grocery store or at a mall and I'm telling you right now these words will come back to you and you'll see that I was right, that it needed to be said.
Here's a little help for you to figure out if what you're about to wear out should be seen worn by you or not. Put the whole thing together, pants, socks, underwear (for those that wear it), shirt and whatever accessories you're going to put on and stand in front of the mirror. Do you have a knit cap on with a skull and cross bones? Remove it immediately. Do you have a shirt on with some "cool" phrase like, "Jimmy's lube shop?" Take it off. Are your pants Capri length or so baggy that they look as if they were featured in a rap video? Get those off too. Now take a good long, scary look at yourself. Unless you are Jack LaLanne or Jackie Warner from Bravo's show, Work Out, most likely you're going to want to cover up but what to put on? Go back in the closet (albeit briefly) and pull out something that fits and looks good on you - no, not the shirt you let the twenty year old at Hollister talk you into (you thought you were doing great with him while he was thinking about his commission on an $80 t-shirt) or the pants with the "whiskering" you think makes your crotch look bigger. Somewhere in there are clothes that make you look good and are appropriate for your age, find them.
I'm thrilled that 40 is the new 60 or that 50 is the new 30 or whatever the crap they tell us to buy more supplements and work out. I'm glad that we can all look so young and healthy but let's also be realistic. Sometimes you just have to spend some real quality time with yourself and determine if you want to be someone that people look at for the right reasons or because they can't believe someone your age still thinks they can pull off a tank top. Just say, "NO" to sleeveless! - Don't Get Me Started!
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UPDATE: Okay, so many people have gotten sooo upset about this hub that I wrote a rebuttal...now all of you just need to get your panties out of a wad and get over it, it's not like I'm saying the simple black dress should go away...read the rebuttal here (after reading Joe's comments)... http://hubpages.com/hub/Joe_Must_Be_A_Good_Gay_Son_-_Hub_Comment_Rebuttal
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i could not disagree more. my mother is in her early 50's & she looks amazing. tan & beautiful & doesn't look a day over 39.
perhaps it was a bad mirror or perhaps she just has the insecurities of every other gal in the world. you cannot see yourself accurately in a mirror, especially if it's not in your house.
ew. to forbid anyone on anything other than a shop for teens is just...ew. women's bodies are different & all people have their little problem areas that they're self-consious of. for you set an age limit on sleveless shirts is ridiculous. go on a case by case basis.
i would hate to be your friend. no one should trust you.
Are you crazy!!! Whoever said age has anything to do with style? You should be ashamed of yourself for even suggesting that women over 40 should refrain from wearing any specific type of style. You dare to go further to say that women over 40 should not wear capris either. Okay, that means no shorts, and if no shorts, no walking shorts either and if no walking shorts -- definitely no capris! You are crazy! We should wrap up a in long sleeve shirt, long pants and maybe put a skull cap over our face to hide the age. Would that make you feel better about yourself? Sign me: Old enough to have enough money and enough sense to know what I should and shouldn't wear.... and smart enough not to listen to an idiot like you! Over 40 and loaded with a closet full of short sleeve beautiful, soft blouses and t-shirts and more than a dozen capri pants and walking shorts!
People under 40 should not write about subjects they know nothing about. That's why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet. Some people are just mindless, i.e., crazy.
DJ - First of all, I am over forty. Second, as my response to "joe" in the form of a hub says (see link above), I was really talking about gay men who are trying to look twenty when they're fifty.
The last time I checked, having an opinion didn't make one mindless as you suggest, though thinking that everyone has to agree with you and share the same opinion would make me agree with you on the crazy comment. We're both entitled to our opinions.
By all means, wear your capri pants and sleeveless "soft blouses", we'll all just roll our eyes as you walk by.
When I'm over 40 and it is 105 degrees out, I'm going to wear a sleeveless top...without any delusions about being 20. I'll just be happy that I'm comfortable with my body to wear something weather appropriate. I do get what you mean about clothes that aren't appropriate--sometimes those short shorts are obscene whether you are 20, 40, or 60.
Good grief. I fought buying the Capri pants for so long and now i went out and bought them about 3 yrs ago..........hey I live in Fla........NO LONG pants unless I am going somewhere like the theatre or some night time event. And NO sleeves.......I just can't stand the thought of sweat armpits in sleeved shirts especially during the summer down here.......oh and I am 55
I still like to remember my mother coming to school dressed like a mother should look. Not like one of the girls setting next to me. What happened to modesty?????
You should wear what makes you comfortable whatever your age. To attribute not wearing sleeveless styles after a certain age group is rather ridiculous. If someone looks good in a sleeveless top and has the arms to carry it off while being 60, then more power to her for wearing sleeveless.
I live in Florida too and it is HOT here. I pride myself in keeping my body is shape. If capris and sleeveless tops are out, what is a person to do? Does being 58 years old (and in good shape at that) preclude us from dressing comfortably?
First of all, good for you for living in Florida. I could never do it. That humidity is like sitting on a damp rag all day. And good for you for keeping your body in shape. And for all of you who are so determined to go sleeveless and yell at me for saying that you shouldn't...at the end of the day are you really going to change your life based on one guy's opinion on the Internet? If so, please send me all the money in your checking account and begin praying to heads of lettuce because obviously I have power I never knew I had! Finally get the hell over it as I shall continue to say that I don't want to see any of us "over forties" sleeveless or in capris. Oh, and thanks for writing in, it's changed my life as much as I've changed yours. (This moment sponsored by casm de sar - figure it out!)
OK SomeLikeItScott--I understand what you mean about not wearing sleeveless clothes after 40. Perhaps you are just a young person who doesn't realize that beauty is only skin deep. Also, just because someone is under 40 doesn't mean that their arms are beautiful, and the reverse is also true that some older women have beautiful arms. Age doesn't always mean that you know what is appropriate. Nevertheless, three quarter length sleeves are safe for women who don't want to be rediculed by shallow people. The fashion police or fashion snobs could use an attitude change because I for one, at 59 years old will wear what I like to wear. I happen to look ok, since I workout regularly.
Tawnwebsurfer, thank you for your comments. I need to make it clear that I am in fact over 40 and what I'm talking about in this hub is people who are trying to dress too young for their age. As I stated in one of the comments above, I get it, my grandmother used to wear a sleeveless blouse almost every day of her life. I was talking more about the 40-something gay men who think they look like Abercrombie and Fitch wearing their sleeveless shirts when they really look like bad Field and Stream!
OK, Somelike it Scott!! I said I agree. I was just saying that comfort is very important for me. I thought you lived in a really hot climate like I do. I think it is an art to cope with people's natural bodies. I just get tired of people being so shallow. We have the fashion police on tv, and frankly it is getting really really old to have to read about what is appropriate and what is not. Personally I like to have a sleeve on my clothes generally, but I still reserve the right to go sleeveless if I feel like it, and I also like to cope with others who may have the jiggles but they are comfortable with what they are wearing. Let me ask you this. "What is wrong with a little bit of old skin?" There comes a time when we see beauty deeper within people.
When walking in a public place, I have seen a few people that don't seem to dress for their age. When it is drastic, it doesn't seem too appealing to me. But these days a differential appearance with age and dress isn't always unattractive. If you get a chance check out my <a href="http://womensshirtsblouses.zoxic.com/">wom shirts blouses</a> blog.
My mom is 50 and looks adorable in capris! Same with my boss. I think capris can be super classic on older women.
You seem awfully judgemental and limiting. I'm just saying.
Two more "Do they ever look in a mirror" for women: strapless wedding gowns and low-rider jeans or pants. Only five women in the world ever looked *great* in a strapless gown: Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Princess Diana, and Marilyn Monroe singing "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" and...I forget the other one. But notice those I mention were from the age of great designers who really knew how to structure a gown to focus on a woman's best features and play down the bad. The abominations being snapped up by brides in the last few years do nothing but enrich the shops that sell them. Twenty years from now, these women will look at the wedding album and wonder why someone didn't mention the roll of fat above the bodice under her arms, or that she should've covered up those bony shoulders. Not to mention these gowns are all so *plain*! Wedding gowns used to be *gowns*, not just a few yards of satin with no adornment whatsoever. And for the same price as ones that used to have beading or lace *somewhere* that made them truly beautiful.
As for low-riders, unless you wear a size 0 and have NO - I repeat - NO flab across the middle, leave them in the store. The waistband on low-riders hits right below the point where anything that *can* sag *will*. Get over thinking they'll make you look like Britney Spears. Only in your dreams. Pot bellies aren't pretty OR sexy.
The English have an expression for what you're talking about......"mutton dressing up as lamb". I found it here too....the definitions there are funny.
I am 50 and I can get away with wearing almost anything I want and so I do! It has nothing with me being stuck in my 20's...if it looks good on me, I wear it!!
I couldn't agree less
I should clarify I coudn't agree less with not going sleeveless after 40.
I am 60 and proud of my fitness level and my body and I am not making a desperate cry for anything. I have nothing to prove to anyone. And I am probably more fit than most 20-year-old these days. Your opinion proves ageism is alive and well.
Not every woman looks ordinary sleeveless. Take a look at Michelle Obama
http://www.danielmunday.com/michelle-obama-workout
she looks awesome and is a great role model for women over 40.
Oh my gosh, you wrote this 2 yrs ago and I'm just reading it tonight. Thank you for the great advice. Even though family and friends say I should go sleeveless. I do look in the mirror before leaving home.
It's me who sees "utter arms"... yep I have UA. The way a cow looks after just having been milked...
See if we were good friends you could say that to me.. And the UCLA Burn Center would have been happy with my donation.
After 40, some of us (not everyone) might start seeing some sagging going on. If this is the case, then you want to be discreet. If you want to wear sleevelss, make sure to have a nice lightweight gauze long sleeve top to wear over your sleeveless. You can unbutton the top, roll up the sleeves and look great!
Scott. I had to revisit this HUB... Sunday I ran out sleeveless only for about 45min too long. I had a flash back of what I read here. I hurried home and was proud of myself. Never will you find me flapping in the wind. Ro x
I often hear lists of what not to wear from sagging, out of shape 40-50 year old women. I am 52 and have more fit and firm arms then many twenty years younger. If you let your body go at 20, 30, 40, or 50 then say no to all revealing clothes. If you are fit and look great, wear it! Because you have body flaws from neglect, please don't tell other women what to put on their fit and beautiful at any age bodies!
Veronica says:
2 years ago
Brilliant!