Does Don Imus have a Secret Identity...
44
...as a Black woman's basketball coach?
When the news broke that this shock jock (i.e. guys who say controversial things on the radio for reactional purposes, eg. Howard Stern) called a young, innocent, female college basketball team a bunch of "nappy headed hos" it looked like a job for Al Sharpton AKA Black Batman.
In fact, Al Sharpton was called and the man was asked to be stripped from his position. I heard that he lost his job and people held this up as an example of the fact that we have not come as far as we'd like to think with race issues in America!
However, I am proposing that the case is NOT closed yet!
You see, the American system is not all about race, there are also the factors of money, publicity, politics and power...
I'm proposing to you a SCANDAL so great...the likes of which have not been seen since the days of Andy Kaufmann...
Could Don Imus and Vivian Stringer (the Rutgers women basketball coach), in fact be THE SAME PERSON!!!???!!!!
|
|
Muhammad Ali Autograph Signed Basketball PSA/DNA JSA
Current Bid: $4500.00
|
|
|
New Lifetime Products Youth Portable Basketball Hoop
Current Bid: $99.99
|
|
|
HUGE BANKRUPTCY SALE! SEALED OLD BASKETBALL CARD PACKS
Current Bid: $7.99
|
|
|
NEW ESPN College Basketball Encyclopedia - Espn (EDT...
Current Bid: $29.67
|
|
Spalding 63249 Official Size NBA Street Basketball
Price: $12.00
List Price: $14.69 |
|
Spalding NBA Varsity Basketball (Official)
Price: $10.09
List Price: $39.99 |
|
Little Tikes EasyScore Basketball Set
Price: $43.50
List Price: $35.99 |
|
Spalding NBA Zi/O Official Size Indoor/Outdoor Basketball
Price: $25.10
List Price: $34.99 |
Pussycat Dolls "When I grow up"
Let's look at the facts...
You have to admit there is a striking resemblence. And you never ever really get a really good look at Imus. He's always behind a desk and microphone. So, I can't really compare their mannerisms. But with some good makeup, the right wig and/or hair dye, I think they (or he, or she) could pull this off.
But what about a motive?
What would motivate either of these two individuals to pull a stunt like this? Well, I believe there are plenty of reasons for both Vivian Stringer and/or Don Imus to do this:
First let's look at Ms. Stringer (what's she got to gain?):
- I think she came out with a book after all of this was over
- The Don Imus gig would be a second income for her, I believe
- Publicity for her basketball team, they may be good, but they did come in second place in the finals...publicity could draw some better athletes to her team
- She was on Oprah...more publicity!
Now, let's look at Imus:
- Again, publicity is a good motivating factor, more people to watch his (or her) radio show
- Second income
So, is Imus Stringer or is Stringer Imus?
I don't know. I don't even know what kind of a twisted mind it would take to come up with a scheme like this, but I do know that it is possible and from the first time I saw Don Imus's face I didn't think he was real. His face was so saggy I thought it was one of those latex masks!
So, I'll be like Fox News when it comes to this issue. I'll report, you decide!
PrintShare it! — Rate it: up down flag this hub
Comments
Robie, you're very close. They are CONJOINED twins, seperated at birth. They have to share a brain. Vivian Stringer usually has possession of it, and Imus can only use it when he can beat her in a wrestling match. He rarely wins.
Hilarious hub Dutch! I think you're right - perhaps they need to merge their actor's ID card and come out!
This was incredibly funny. Why it reminded me of myself. We must chat my lady wonderful work! Really. Truth is that he needed a last hurrah if you will only it didn't go quite as planned. There was only the Joker to catch him and well you know the Joker... lol






robie2 says:
2 years ago
Ahhh Dutch-- you have clearly uncovered their dirty little secret--ROTFL Clearly they are twins who were separated at birth and one of them had a sex change but i wonder which one it was hmmmmmmmm???????? You have a marvelously off the wall mind and I am greatly enjoying your hubs--thanks.