Dog Horoscope - October November 09

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Oh glorious October. The smell of burning leaves. The shouts of rah, rah, rah at a football game – which you, by the way, are not allowed to take part in. If you are a Labrador, a German Shepherd or any other type of fetching dog, beware. Do not go after and sink your sharp little teeth into the things they call soccer balls, foot balls or rugby balls. If you do, you can get into such big trouble. This is particularly true for some odd reason if some big shot player has signed it. Well, how was I supposed to know Pele is a sacred cow.

Anyhew. This is a month with many different meanings and possibilities. In fact, October, like December, offers dogs everywhere great potential to help humans celebrate festivities and, of course, help them eat the excess food. Yes, the wheel in Canada, thank the God dogs including Nodens, have turned to Thanksgiving (Canadian puppies pay heed) and Hallowe’en all over North America. There is also Day of the Dead – all you Mexican canines.

Yes, October offers ample opportunities for all you pups to fatten up for the long cold winter ahead. Of course, if you are in the Southern Hemisphere, quite the opposite is true – see Pit Bull puppies are not so totally lacking in some global knowledge. And if you are an island puppy or in some of those really warm countries, you do not really have a winter, a Canadian winter. I can remember when, back in – but I digress.

If you are an October puppy, you could be either a Scorpio or a Libra. Be quick on your feet and use your brain fast. You do not want to miss out on any dropped turkey, ham or Hallowe’en candies.

Resist temptation to tell all on the 6^th. Keep quiet about your owners’ chocolate addiction or the fact they are cheating on their diet. There is no need to announce to your people, one of their number is failing to live up to the other’s expectations or that junior is sneaking in later than he should or is smoking. If you meddle at this time, no one will like you. Gone is your chance to get that extra candy he or she gives you for playing dumb and faithful. Trust your hunches and only give him or up to the wolves if you know he or she is about to be busted.

You fly under the radar until the 4^th. This gives you some leeway to accomplish those little naughty schemes you have not had the time to do so far. Be careful how far you go, however. On the 6^th, your humans become more aware. Tip toe past their obvious misunderstandings of your magnum opus. Blame it on the cat if needs must or some strange dog that broke into the house while everyone was gone. You can work out the fine details later.

Despite this month’s social whirl – you actually get taken out to meet that hunk of a dog who lives in the apartment across the way or down the street or comes to doggy park, you might actually feel lonely. You know how it goes. You cannot judge a dog biscuit box by its cover. The hunka, hunka burning love may be neutered or not that way inclined or has a whiny voice or  - well you get the picture. Some dogs are much cuter if only they would keep their mouths shut.

Be prepared to be humiliated, again, this year. Some people think it is uproariously funny if they take a picture of you in some sort of costume for Hallowe’en. If you are like me, not only is it horrific to be seen by other animals in the house dressed up like Princess Lea, but oh so humiliating after your owners put it on Facebook and You Tube. For Pete’s (as in Petey of the Little Rascals), I am a Pit Bull.

If you are a poodle or some other dog used to such shenanigans, forget what I said and enjoy.

This not your month, Capricorn. In the earlier half, it seems your humans have eyes in the back of their heads and ears everywhere. They thwart even your most innocent forays into the garbage or waste paper basket. You get caught out in oh so many ways. Do some research into least expected behavioral “problems.” Talk with other dogs in the doggy park about their variations on a theme. Corner that old pooch and see if there are some oldie goldies you can resurrect. Be open and innovative at the same time.

Support in your mad scheme to finally rule the world is in the offing. It comes from some unexpected sources, like that one-eyed tabby cat or that stupid cute brainless puppy. Show your appreciation. Let them purr and walk into the same room as you do without quivering with fear.

Everyone wants your opinion on January 14^th but hold off for a couple of days. If you are an Afghan you will probably need the time anyways.

Your imagination is one of your best traits. Who thought of tricking the gullible cat into putting a dead mouse in Aunt Fern’s shoe? Who has the ability to innocently trip up anyone carrying something fragile? Who came up with the invisible fly and the tampon gift coyly brought out to show prissy visitors? There is no end to your inventiveness this month.

You are a warrior. You challenge, you tackle a challenge even if it does not exist. Stop and strategize early this month. Think before you go ahead. Passion to meet all your challenges, however, will peak in mid month. You can then relax.

Try to find Balance this month, Taurus. This does not mean chasing your tail. Work on the basics. Sit, stay, beg, don’t chew and actually come once in a while. Understand your person has to be in charge once in a while.

Make this your goal this month – see strife can be resolved by kindness. Now, of course, this may be a little difficult – if not almost impossible for the Pit Bulls, Mastiffs and other breeds. Take it as a challenge. Besides, it will freak everyone out. They will not know what to make of it. This will result in them lowering their guard – becoming the perfect patsies for later.

Autumn is a time for reflection and feeling thankful for what we have. Remember, Cancer, your thoughtful face is not the depressed one useful for obtaining walks or extra treats. It is also not the same look of concentration before you let loose a big one. Get it right, alright.

Avoid all levels of anxiety around the 6^th. Work away at your latest project, but do have realistic expectations. Your person and your world can never be as perfect as you hope them to be.

Think before you speak. Once out, you can not take back. If you have a loud bark and wake up the new baby after everyone has spent hours trying to “put it down”, you are going to be in big trouble. The same thing applies for arousing your person for nothing after they have had a late night or are on night shift.

Instead of sounding off, focus on either creating order in your own basket and home or leaving town for a vacation – do not go without the family.

Unexpected words of love arrive from a special person. This really rocks your world between the 4^th and the 12^th. Yes, your trainer and/or owner are actually impressed with your current behaviour. How long this will last is anybody’s guess. Dwell in the moment and let them think they have discovered a method of training that actually works with you.

November is a month that drags. It is best known as being the month for American Thanksgiving. Lucky American dogs. You can sit and beg graciously or - if you are a Doberman or other large dog - grin menacingly, at unknowing guests, and get all the turkey you deserve. If you are anywhere else in the world, you are just going to have to wait a month. Then it will be Christmas, Yule or whatever. Now that is a good month.

If November is your birth month, you are Scorpio or Sagittarius. Both of you, take care your person knows exactly what you are expecting for this day. You DO NOT want a repeat of last year. “Oh yes. I am sooo happy I got another pair of doggie boots, a silly hat to wear today and a new leash.”  “Where is that special cake made of beef with liver icing?”

“Come on people. Get with the plan, here. Who is your bestest friend in the entire world? Why me, of course.”

November 09 for Scorpio Dogs (October 23 – November 21)

You are fiercely loya and your love of your friends and the friendship you bear is put to the test around November 3^rd to the 4^th. In other words, if you really do love your person, you will put on that horrible pink coat with the purple ribbons - your person is either colour-blind or thinks it is Easter. And the matching rubber boots.

On the 12^th be very clear about what you want. Don’t dilly dally or shilly-shally. Bark clearly to indicate exactly what treat or toy you fancy. Most likely, you will receive whatever your tough little heart desires between the 27^th and the 28th.

November 09 for Sagittarius dogs (November 22 – December 21)

Between the 1^st and 4^th, you will find yourself taking on something you never signed up for. Happened to me once Obedience Classes. Did I agree to that but, oh no, there I was - although admittedly not for long. So be prepared and have your coping or escaping strategy ready. Who knows, it could be just a new addition to the family - a cute little appetizer, excuse me, kitten, perhaps.

By the 5^th to the 12^th, you will realize it was all worth it - either the coping or the removal strategy. Unless you devour the “something”, you may find yourself at the receiving end of extra little pats and treats.

November 09 for Capricorn dogs (December 22 – January 19)

It is frustrating. You are being told half-truths. You know the kind. Yes, you are going for a car ride - but the car ride is to the Vet’s or to visit that little old lady with all the Cats or the man with those nasty kids.

Hang-in there. The truth is out there. Your person will soon realize it is far better to communicate clearly with you - Well, except maybe about the trip to the Vet’s.

November 09 for Aquarius dogs (January 20 – February 18)

All your hopes and dreams seem out of reach for you between November 3^rd and 4^th. Yes, it is true. They have discovered you can leap on that couch or the tall bed. You can nose cookies and other delectable items off the kitchen counter.

I could have told you NOT to do the counter top bit unless there’s a puppy or a cat around to shoulder part of the blame.

November 09 for Pisces dogs (February 19 – March 20)

On November 13^th some wise people and dogs provide you with guidance. If you are a puppy - heed them. They might know what they are talking or barking about. It may save you a lot of trouble down the road.

If you are an older dog - smile, nod your head and wag your tail. Look attentive and agreeable. Pretend to and partially go along if necessary. You know you will get your way eventually.

November 09 for Cancer dogs (June 21 – July 22)

Look out Cancer. It looks like there is something coming up between November 1^st and 5^th. Looks like someone is going to doggy day care or boarding out for a few days - weeks? Don’t make a big fuss on the way there. Save the woeful looks and dejected spirits for afterwards, when they pick you up. While there, enjoy yourself. It may be the best kind of holiday camp. And, if your person is working, you may get to go there everyday. Beats sitting around in a stupid crate.

November 09 for Leo dogs (July 23 – August 22)

This month, loveable Leo, you have to learn that not everybody - particularly that so-called “adorable” puppy and definitely malevolent old cat - do not like to share. To far too many, Leo, what is theirs is theirs and what is yours is also theirs.

It is not always a nice world out there. Remember you are a Leo - a lion. Loosen the rose-colored blinkers just a bit. Roar back when necessary

November 09 for Virgo dogs (August 23 – September 22)

Okay vivacious Virgo - prepare yourself for a shock to your system. Not sure exactly what it will be, but it will happen during the first week of November.

Could be everything from your person bringing home a “companion” for you to the changing of your food from regular to “Diet.”  Take it all in stride. It will work its way out in the end.

November 09 for Libra dogs (September 23-October 22)

Lovely Libra. This is the month to truly enhance your natural beauty. Gild the Lilly just a bit.

Get your person to take you to a doggy spa for an afternoon of pampering. You deserve it.

Get something minor caught in your hair so your person will take you for a soothing visit to the groomers.

If you are not into this type of beautification, try the natural approach. Find a several week dead groundhog, rabbit or fish, lie down on it and roll. Warning - some or rather most humans fail to appreciate the effect this will have on the opposite sex. No sense of puppy perfume at all.

November 09 for Aries dogs (March 21 – April 19)

From November 1^st to the 4^th you need to focus on your health and well-being. Resist all temptations that may hurt you.

Do not dash through that open gate and play in the traffic.

Do not chew through that snake-like object. It is an electric cord and it will be a shocking experience.

Do not eat whatever your’s or anyone else’s child, niece, nephew or grandchild wants to feed you. At least sniff it. Perhaps exercise those little grey cells in your head and question why the kid doesn’t want to eat it him or herself.

November 09 for Taurus dogs (April 20 – May 20)

IF you are craving more of everything do not act on it between November 1^st and 4^th.

Fo once, tenacious Taurus, consider your health. Look at what I wrote for Aries and consider it. Look before you leap and think before you actually butt heads with that dog next door or get into an argument with that Coon Cat.

Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

November 09 for Gemini dogs (May 21 – June 20)

Towards the end of the month, stop and ponder the meaning of life and what it says about you.

If you are a Poodle, a German Shepherd or a Collie, remember this is not to be your life’s work.

If you are a Border Collie - do not overanalyze it - there are things to do, people and other animals to herd.

If you are a Bull Dog, a slobbering St. Bernard, don’t sweat it.

If you are an Afghan - this should take you all of 2 seconds but only if all your synapses are firing.

by Julie-Ann Amos, professional writer, and owner of international writing agency www.ExquisiteWriting.com

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