Thinking of buying The Rich Jerk? Then you'll want to hear what I have to say. I am a professional internet marketer. I make a full-time living promoting downloadable affiliate products online, and a very nice one at that. I sit home at my computer all day and absolutely love life.

This business used to be a lot different. There weren't many people who knew how to do what I do. I'd show up at cocktail parties in brand new cars that I paid cash for and buy new houses on a whim. Everybody thought I was some super dot-com guru or something, even my family.

I didn't do much to discourage that image. I enjoyed being thought of as a mini Bill Gates by my friends and family. They didn't need to know that I simply promoted affiliate programs on the internet, and didn't even have a website or product of my own!

The The Rich Jerk came along. Man, I rue the day that thing went online. It taught all my secrets to every average Joe. Even my cousin happened to buy it and the next thing I knew she quit her job and was bringing in over $10,000 per month as a stay-at-home mom.

Now don't get me wrong. I am very happy for my cousin. But everyday people everywhere are now cashing in on what used to be my private little goldmine. I really liked it better when this information was contained to a select few.

But, that's the power of the internet. Hey, it's not all bad. After all, I even learned a few new tricks from The Rich Jerk and increased my income even more! But I miss the old days when I was one of the few and the elite. In fact I would prefer it if no more people discovered this product and my social status would stay a few more rings up on the ladder.

So please, don't buy The Rich Jerk. Please stay at your 9-5 job living paycheck to paycheck so I look smarter and more prominent in society than you. I like it this way. If there is no lower class how will I impress anybody anymore?

If you insist on getting the inside scoop on how working a few hours per day (and I use the term "work" loosely here) can make you filthy rich and the envy of everyone you know, use this link - but please try and keep it quiet!

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