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DON'T KISS AND TELL

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By TakeMyAdviceOrNot

"Shhhh...."
"Shhhh...."


Is It True?

Pay very close attention to what I am about to tell you. This may help you understand why your friends are always trying to "hook up" with the person that you are dating or your ex-girlfriend. Clearly when you start dating someone new, your friends want to know how it all got started. Right? They ask questions like "Man, where did you meant her at?" or "Does she have a sister or a friend?" because it's obvious she is attractive or else they really could care less. You being the guy that you are, you stick your chest out and brag because you scored the "hot" girl and go into detail about how you met and how great of a girl she is. That's all fine and dandy that you are proud to have her on your arm, but we all know that the questions don't stop there.

"So, is she any good in bed?" Screech..... Don't answer that question! If you do, say that she was awful, but she has a great personality. Downplay anything that pertains to how good the sex was. "Why" you ask? For the same reason that if you give a movie a great review, somebody else is going to want to see it. Lets keep it real. Humans are very physical beings and we will risk almost everything in order to feel good. Now, this doesn't mean that your friend would not have been interested if you didn't tell him how great the sex was, but it sure didn't help him to not want to "hook up" with her when you gave him a play by play of what she did to you and how good it made you feel. At the first sign of a disagreement in your relationship, he will be looking for a way to get you out of the picture so he can find out if what you said about the sex was true.

Let me give you two examples.

1. You come home from work and find "Mikey" already there waiting for you (when he knows you wouldn't be there for at least another half hour), but you forgot you told him that everyday you get home from work she is working out in some sexy little shorts.

2. You tell your buddy that she hates it when you stay out late with the boys. Then he conveniently brings up a conversation around her how he doesn't go out much anymore. (Hint Hint)

I'm just saying......

I know you probably already knew all of the obvious reasons not to KISS AND TELL before reading this like: it's tacky, immature, distasteful, disrespectful, no class etc., but now you can add just plain ole stupid to the list. It's just not smart to KISS AND TELL if you want to keep other people out of your bed. Think about it. Most people get caught cheating with somebody you know and if it's an ex-girlfriend, then their next boyfriend is somebody you told.

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