Drawn to Her~The Sexiest Cartoon Women of All Time
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Hey, in an animated world, you've really got to stand out to draw attention to yourself. So, let's hear it for the lovely ladies of the 'tooniverse as we take a gander at the most tantalizing two-dimensionals ever.
Betty Boop
"Boop-oop-a-doop. Boop!" She says it coyly, placing emphasis on the second boop. Miss Boop has been charming gents for generations with her coquettish-ness and those big, black eyelashes.
She always plays innocent, never failing to act surprised when a gust of wind or mischievous puppy forces her teeny dress to ascend dangerously up her thigh. If we wanted to be angry with her about this obvious exploitation of her feminine wiles, one look in to her saucer-sized doe eyes will quell any quarrel we may have otherwise started.
Betty is a timeless beauty. She is classy - never revealing it all, leaving us wanting and wondering. She shows off her assets while maintaining her mystique. She's sexy but sweet; a top-notch temptress.
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Lara Croft
Lara is what is sometimes referred to as a badass. She is not only ridiculously hot, but she is also stronger, faster, and cooler than most people on earth.
Lara has weapons strapped to her taut thighs and is not afraid to use them (neither the weapons nor the thighs). She repels down deep caverns and climbs jagged peaks. She can masterfully operate any vehicle while shooting at multiple pursuers - with deadly accuracy. She knows how to cure a deadly fever, decipher an ancient codex, and is fatal when it comes to hand-to-hand combat.
Lara doesn't give a you-know-what if anyone likes her and that just makes her all the more hot! She is so super-smokin', in fact, that nobody but Angelina Jolie could portray her on the big screen. Yeah, exactly.
Fresh, hot Croft
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Jessica Rabbit
This sultry redhead is a shoo-in for this list. The buxom babe is a stand-out among her more demure Disney colleagues. No Sleeping Beauty or Snow White, Jessica positively oozes sex and knows it.
She is the embodiment of all that men love about a woman, at least in the physical sense. Her throaty, lounge-singer's voice is an extension of her deliciousness - a siren song drawing poor helpless males like moths to a floodlight.
While married to the hapless Roger, Jessica never misses an opportunity to inspire lust in other men. She enjoys every last bit of the jealousy, tension, and anxiety she evokes from the male species. Jessica is a man-eater, without a doubt. Be careful playing patty-cake with this little tart.
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Holly Wood
Holly may not be as well-known as some of the previously mentioned vixens, but she is no less qualified to be in this hot-toon collection. If you saw the early nineties flick Cool World, then you know just what I mean.
Blonde, pouty-lipped, and ample-bosomed Holly wishes she were a real girl. If she were, then she could seduce and bed lucky flesh-and-blood men to her heart's content. Don't you want to help her? After all, she looks just like Kim Basinger..
Holly gives Mrs. Rabbit a run for her money as she is able to render men powerless as well as brainless with a mere sashay of the hips. She cares not for these poor fools, and only uses them for her own personal gain. A real opportoonist, she likes to keep a few men strung along her line at all times.
Ever the tease, Holly would...if she could.
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So, Who'd Ya Rather?
You Know, Hypothetically Speaking..
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I have always loved Jessica Rabbit...."I'm not bad..I'm just drawn that way!" and Holly is a looker too! Great Hub!
some chicken voted before me and never commented. Jessica for me, rather it were you. woo-hoo
Too hard to vote Roobee, was too busy looking at that other little vixen in your profile pic ; )
Ooooooh my, Jessica Rabbit is the best... She is so voluptuous!!!
Lara Croft, just watch the playstation games with her in it. it makes me thinking, are there any one like her... Got to go have a beer to get my mind of that sexy creature, LOL
I just saw somone who had already done this, LivewithRichard.
I have to go with Jessica. Laura is too scary.
what a cool idea for a hub, this was great!... I voted for Jessica..(Betty was a close second) thanks for putting a smile on my face!
Cris A, I had a feeling Lara would be the girl for you - watch out for those insidious redheads, though!! Glad you liked it, thx for coming by. First, no less!! :D
Hey JJ - I LOVE that line. Only certain gals can get away with saying that kind of crap and she is definitely one of them! ;) Thanks for reading!
Oh, Ralwus. Thanks for reading, voting, commenting - and making me blush :)
badco- my friend, thank you! Sometimes its those innocent-looking ones that are the most dangerous. muahaha. Glad to see you! *blushes some more*
shamelabboush - yes, she is a whole lotta woman in all the right ways isn't she. I know more than one guy harboring a crush on her. :) Thanks for reading!
Oh, yeah, m.a.d. Lara was definitely created by men to be the ultimate chick. I like to think that I'm pretty tough and athletic, but they really set the bar high w/ her. I guess I kind of have a girl-crush on her, in that I'd love to be her. If they find a real-life version of Lara Croft (insanely hot, pilots planes, has her own motorcycle, travels to remote corners of the world on important missions), Brad Pitt will surely snatch her up. Oh, wait, there is and he did. :)
Hello GovHater, thanks for your comment. Um, I'm not sure if it is positive, negative, or merely informative but I appreciate it all the same. I did go check out livewithrichard's animated babes hubs. The one I guess you're referring to is about fan art - which is when fans recreate a popular character, taking their own creative liberties in the process (which usually just means adding some...uh...enhancements and such). That hub does feature three of my four toon-babes and is considerably more in-depth and comprehensive than this one. It's a great hub. This could be an appetizer and that the main course, I suppose. Thanks.
Hey Pete, don't let Jessica fool you. She's pretty scary in her own special way. lol It's natural to be intimidated by Lara. You wouldn't know if she was heading over to embrace you or tie you in a knot. Thx for commenting & glad you stopped through!!
Erin! Thanks for taking a moment to read and throw me a comment - I so appreciate it. Its nice to see Betty get some love (even second-place love). As GovHater pointed out, livewithrichard has an animated babes with a fan-art rendering of Miss Boop and she looks pretty smokin' these days!! http://hubpages.com/hub/Top-10-Sexiest-Cartoon-Gir
lol I love how your comment box is full of men!!! too funny :) But hey- animated or not, they are hotties, I guess huh?? :D
I know, Janetta - so funny. U, me, and Erin are the only gals at this party so far - thanks for coming! :D
RooBee - I very occasionally spend money. And when I do it's the kind of thing only a mother could love.
One thing I bought myself a year or few ago was a Lara Croft 3ft doodah. Stopped me in my tracks it did. I was driving and was going past a curiosity shop. There she was - being almost given away.
Loved her the minute she was mine. But ... somewhere during moving house she went missing :(
Great cartoon article :)
RooBee - What a fun hub. I'd love to be Lara Croft, so powerful.
Hey RB & Froggy-d!! You know, I think you two are a bit Lara-esque in many ways so I'm not surprised that you like her. I can just see our next pic of RB - guns strapped to her legs.. :D
Hey RooBee,I am not a guy, but I do enjoy your hubs. I think I can relate to Betty the best. That damn wind can really catch a girls dress sometimes. :-)
I voted for Lara! The other ones just look hot but Lara is the female version of James Bond and Indiana Jones combined. Plus she is the only one on the big screen, computer screen, comics, and who knows what else ;)
Jessica and Lara are tied for sexiest cartoon woman as I comment, but for me it's Jessica all the way, no other cartoon honey comes close. :)
Hi Whikat - I know you are (not a guy) :) and knowing you like my hubs makes me :D :D :D Pesky wind! ;)
shibashake - hello! A Lara lover - you are a gamer, correct? That definitely makes sense - you have probably witnessed her in action. :) She certainly is a renaissance woman. Thanks for reading!
Mrvoodoo, glad you came by & thanks for voting. Hey, what guy could say he ISN'T a "Jessica man" even if he ultimately goes for one of the others?
The Cabin Girl would be Lara Croft and then take over the Captains ship ; )
Ah, CG - I can see you now, gun's a-blazin' - striking fear in the hearts of men. (You probably inspire other, um, emotions in other regions of their bodies too but we won't go in to that here..)
Thanks for sailing by!!
A 5th (poorly) animated toon honey contendor for the crown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXtqxf_7ll4
lol
I always loved Cool World, and the whole Roger Rabbit thing was awesome....I even had the video game for Nintendo! It was fun as heck.
Mrvoodoo! I am nearly speechless (which is a huge deal). I'm laughing my behind right off - you totally rock!!!! :) Seriously, whew! Love it!!!!
lxxy, that's great - lots of ppl apparently never saw that one. Hey, I had the Roger Rabbit nintendo game too!!! P-p-p-please! ;)
Why blush, yer way sexier than Jessica. Woo-hoo I need to write a poem to convince ya? mebbe paint you?
Hehehehehehehe, glad you liked it, your picture was so small it was hard to work with, but I wrote the song especially, glad you got a kick out of it. hahahahah :D
Aw, ralwus :D - Well you don't NEED to, but.. lol. Seriously, I was thinking of doing a pulp-art kind of thing with the lady hubbers as souped-up comic book versions of themselves. So, really, I could draw myself as arsome as I like! :)
To Mrvoodoo - I am simply tickled over it. I giggled again just thinking about it - I gotta go show some of my friends :D:D
Being perfectly straight I think Jessica Rabbit was definitely the sexiest.
Uninvited- you're always invited to my hubs! :) I, too, am quite straight but agree that Jessica is one rockin' babe. Thanks for reading.
Jessica Rabbit will be Jessica Rabit eheh!
Great hub! If you're looking to vote on anime babes check my contender hub ;)
I just loved Jessica Rabbit. whoever came up with her was one very funny and horny dude!
RooBee all very beautiful , bu hands down Betty Boop for me . Just the right amount of vulnerability ;-)
anime_nanet~ thanks so much, my fellow hubmobber. Will definitely check out your anime babes and cast my vote. :)
earnesthub, so true. I always figured it would be so fun to make a movie like that one - for the animators, actors, everyone. But most especially for the funny, horny guy who thought up Jessica and got to make her 'come to life.' Because as JJ pointed out above, she's not bad - she's just drawn that way! :)Thanks so much, EH, for reading.
avgulpes, how refreshing! I'm glad to see Betty get some love from the men. I wasn't sure if her brand of hotness was still appreciated in this day & age. She's a classy dame, if you ask me. :) Thanks for coming by!!! :)
RooBee it is funny how a cartoon character can show class but in Australia Betty is having a big resurgance in popularity and is seen as a bit of a role model within the younger generation.
So she is cross generationally popular as well as cross gender popular.
I forgot to add before how much I enjoyed reading your Hub :-)
True - glad to hear Betty's back in some places! Thanks, avgulpes! :D:D:D
Betty Boop reminds me a lot of what a young Mae West may have been like.
Jessica is so hot!
so true about Betty, logic & commonsense - she definitely has that mystique and charm like the starlets of that era. And yes, the second thing you said is true, too. :D Thanks for reading!
Love them all, but my ab fab fav is taarna from the movie heavy metal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pIW5gz8WUU
Totaly Hot.
They sure are the vixens of cartoon characters?! You named them all! Wait, did'nt Pamela Anderson had Stripzilla thing?
Thanks for the link Paper Moon. How could I have forgotten the Heavy Metal chick?! Duh. You're right, she's definitely got it goin' on. :) Thx for reading!
mayhmong, omg! There is a Pam Anderson cartoon - Stripperella. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0raFLSNkrM I had no clue. Good job & thanks for reading! :)
Great Hub. Bettie boop is cute but Lara Croft is my fantasy hottie!
Hi sixtyorso - you are not alone, Lara is really pulling ahead in the poll! Thanks for reading! :D
LOL! It's disturbing to think how long this list could be! Interesting topic.
True, tksensei, it is a bit disturbing. Lots of fantasies being lived out by these animators! :) This was a reply to a weekly HubMob topic, so it's just for fun. Thanks for reading!
HAHAHAH! Jessica Wabbit is my favourite! I just LOVE her!
Awesome post. I love your writing style!
Aw, thanks a ton Grundge!! She is pwetty gweat! ;)
There's too many to choose. I'm going to call eSurance and get drawed up and just start knocking on doors and stalking. There's no laws against cartoon stalking, right? ;)
Hehe, Hack - nice response! That Erin eSurance gal is pretty cute herself, no? I actually considered including her. She seems like quite the chick. Also, gravity and time seem to have no effect on cartoon women. Surely a plus for them! :)
Jessica has a certain..."je ne sais quoi"...when it comes to her comicly drawn...uh-everything...that manages to "draw" attention. However...give me a girl that can pack a .45 on each hip...(and isn't afraid to use them)...anyday! Plus, you factor in that Angelina Jolie played Lara Croft. And Suddenly...real life begins to imitate art...or vice versa...with her playing the role. Which is not a bad thing..by no means! A Fun Hub, for sure...RooBee.
Thank you manlypoetryman, glad for your thoughtful input on the discussion here! :) Glad you enjoyed this. :D:D
I kind of like Meg from the Hercules cartoon movie :o)
Nice hub!
Didn't think of her - definitely holds her own, though! Thanks!! :D
love betty boop ..........but there is one missing....OLIVE OIL...LOL...
Cris A says:
7 months ago
Coolness! I voted for Lara Croft - I like women who know how to shoot guns! But don't let Jessica speak to me or I mighth change my mind!
I like this hub! Thanks for sharing :D