Well I guess I should begin by assuring we all know what a drunken recollection is. For those of you with healthy livers these are the moments that you or usually your friends help you to remember the morning after an evening of hard drinking.They usually begin like a bad horror movie in your mind. A rolling fog slowly dissipates to reveal a shocking scene unknown to you although you were the star or at least a supporting actor. More often than not it isn't a memory that brings a smile to your face but quite the opposite the frown or the dreaded shudder of unholy remembrance.

What could possibly be worse you ask? Well here it is you wake up to a friend or the smiling faces of a group of friends dying to give you a news report of last nights events and you are the top story. These stories can range from the sweet(rare in my experiences) painful (I won't live that down)to the truly bizarre(I DID WHAT!!!!!). There are the unruly bar antics(mild). The drunken endeavors to woo the opposite sex(never smooth always embarrassing yet always amusing to buddies).

Then there are the conquests that no sober man would undertake. All make you cringe , shudder and some make you race,vomiting,for the shower. These include but are not limited to: fat girl rodeos, going down on the hag ugly co-worker, the always horrifiying crusted john wayne gacey clown smile, the odor that refuses to wash off your lip. But by far is the drunken dialing of the ex you soberly wish would walk into oncoming traffic. Now in conclussion the clear unhazed minds now know what "drinking the demons" away truly is for!