I have a sickness. I'm am driving my wife nuts. All I wanna do is watch "The Office". Everyday single day. When she isn't home or sleeping I am sneaking even more episodes. I have all 3 Seasons on DVD and I have the complete series of the Ricky Gervais BBC original as well. I have seen all of the webisodes and have memorized every commentary.

It's becoming a problem. I fully admit that. Honey, if you're out there reading this.....I admit that I have a problem! I'm ready to agree to give up the remotes now. Seriously.

I know way too much about Creed alone. Okay. Toby too. I love these characters. Every play I ever read for, I always tried to accentuate my preference for a good supporting role. I love ensembles. I literally get excited by the thought of the energy a room full of talent generates. I can only imagine the brainstorm sessions that must be created when writing for so many little roles.

I get to thinking about Angela, Meredith, Andy Bernard, Packer, Oscar, Kevin, Kelly, Jan, Ryan, Stanley, Roy, Carol, Phyllis & Bob Vance, Karen, Darryl, Katy, Captain Jack, Jim & Pam, Michael Scott and of course, our hero Rainn Wilson as Dwight K. Shrute! I am hoping to expel this curse on my home with this exorcism / episode guide. I tried not to spoil any plots.

So Dinkin Flicka and Fleece It Out cause we are goin' Mach 5!

SEASON ONE

1. Pilot - This is almost verbatim from the original BBC series (5 of 10)
2. Diversity Day - "Would you like some Googie Googie?? "(7 of 10)
3. Health Care - Dwight emerges as king of the workspace.(8 of 10)
4. The Alliance - The first great episode! The Cardboard Box. (9 of 10)
5. Basketball - Introducing Darryl and the warehouse guys. (6 of 10)
6. Hot Girl - Katy (Amy Adams) meets Michael, but digs Jim. (5 of 10)

SEASON TWO

1. The Dundies - Employee Awards night live @ Chili's***(8 of 10)
2. Sexual Harassment - Mr. Todd Packer finally appears**(9 of 10)
3. Office Olympics - The first classic! Michael's condo (Perfect 10)
4. The Fire - Ryan's relationship with Michael begins (Perfect 10)
5. Halloween - Firing Devon & Dwight's resume online(Perfect 10)
6. The Fight - The dojo smackdown/emergency contacts (8 of 10)
7. The Client - One of the best ever! Threat Level: Midnight (10+)
8. Performance Review - Fallout of Michael and Jan's tryst(9 of 10)
9. Email Surveillance - Jim's Party & Michael's Improv class(9 of 10)
10. Christmas Party - "Yankee Swap",teapots & ipods (Perfect 10)
11. Booze Cruise - Captain Jack spoils all of Michael's fun (8 of 10)
12. The Injury - Michael burns his foot & Dwight crash (Perfect 10)
13. The Secret - Jim's secret is not safe, but Oscar's is (8 of 10)
14. The Carpet - Packer's prank wreaks chaos on office (7 of 10)
15. Boys and Girls - Women in workplace, Men warehouse (5 of 10)
16. Valentine's Day - Michael & Jan exposed before CFO (6 of 10)
17. Dwight's Speech - D. Mifflin's Salesman of the Year (8 of 10)
18. Take Your Daughter to Work Day - ensemble piece!(Perfect 10)
19. Michael's Birthday - Kevin's scare & condo Carol's back(8 of 10)
20. Drug Testing - Jim is jinks'd & "Dwight the Narc" (Perfect 10)
21. Conflict Resolution - a/k/a Toby's Revenge! Incredible. (10 +)
22. Casino Night - Culmination of PB & J, 2 Dates & Creed! (10++)

Best Line Toby - "It felt really good to take money from Michael....I'm gonna chase that feeling!"

SEASON THREE

1. Gay Witch Hunt - Debut of Andrew Bernard & Karen (8 of 10)
2. The Convention - Weird transitional episode in a hotel (7 of 10)
3. The Coup - Classic Michael & Dwight episode, plus Jan (8 of 10)
4. Grief Counseling - Ed Truck/Bird plot is stretched thin (5 of 10)
5. Initiation - Ryan & the Shrute Family Beet Farm debut (7 of 10)
6. Diwali - Hindu Festival of Lights & a wedding proposal (7 of 10)
7. Branch Closing - Stamford, CT or Scranton, PA?? (Perfect 10)
8. The Merger - Andy vs. Dwight Begins, Jim blows Pam off (10+)
9. The Convict - Prison Mike vs. Martin NOT Luther King (9 of 10)
10. A Benihana Christmas - Michael's dumped by Carol (Perfect 10)
11. Back from Vacation - Jan's topless Jamaican photo (Perfect 10)
12. Traveling Salesmen - Dwight quits! and Karen Finds Out! (10+)
13. The Return - Staples, Return of Oscar, Andy is sent away (10+)
14. Ben Franklin - Michael's first lap dance / bachelor party (9 of 10)
15. Phyllis' Wedding - Pam gets back together with Roy!?! (8 of 10)
16. Business School - Ryan, the art show and the bat (Perfect 10)
17. Cocktails - 2 Parties: at the CFO's, and Poor Richard's (7 of 10)
18. The Negotiation - The Fight! Darryl & Toby go to NYC (7 of 10)
19. Safety Training - Andy's back & shunned! A Nerfy Life (8 of 10)
20. Product Recall - a watermark & Andy's teenage love?! (7 of 10)
21. Women's Appreciation - Flasher & Trip to the Mall (Perfect 10)
22. Beach Games - Funtivities & The Coal Walk Confession (10++)
23. The Job - Interviews in New York and Jan's meltdown! (10+++)

SEASON FOUR

1. Fun Run - Meredith's accident! Death to Sprinkles the Cat! (Perfect 10)
2. Dunder Mifflin Infinity - Ryan's Return / PB & J becomes official! (10+++)
3. Launch Party - Dwight vs. IT a/k/a the new computer / website (9 of 10)
4. Money - Michael's 2nd Job and A Night @ The Shrute Farms B & B (10+)
5. Local Ad - A Great Scott Joint & Dwight's sad 'Second Life' (8 of 10)
6. Branch Wars - Roadtrip to Utica / "The Finer Things Club" (9 of 10)
7. Survivor Man - There's one of these every season. Eeeessh! (5 of 10)
8. The Deposition - Jan Levinson vs. Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.(Perfect 10)
9. Dinner Party - Michael & Jan host Jim & Pam, "The Hunter" CD (7 of 10)
10. The Chair Model -Michael's obsession and Jim flashes a ring! (8 of 10)
11. Night Out - Ryan's coked up adventure & the gang gets locked in (7 of 10)
12. Do I Stutter? - Stanley loses it. Dwight swindles Andy out of his SUV (9 of 10)
13. Job Fair - with Michael, Oscar, Darryl & Pam, meanwhile Jim, Andy & Kevin woo a big client on the golf course. (9 of 10)
14. Goodbye Toby - Micheal throws a party using Phyllis as his party planner and Jim throws a carnival only to have his thunder stolen by Andy's proposal to Angela. Later Angela & Dwight are busted. (7 of 10)