This is a Toy Buying guide aimed at preparing children for the ugly future they are facing. Barbie, Lawn Darts and Sit and Spin did nothing except teach kids to have unattainable dreams, impale each other and learn sexual positions. HMO's destroyed the dream of being a doctor, Al Sharpton is taking away the fun of being a policeman and if your child wants to become president you may as well schedule the exorscism now. Gas is too expensive, taxes are through the roof and even water isn't free. Here are some toys and play things that will better able your child to cope with the coming resession.

Legos don't taste good but they allow the child to improve coordination, learn building skills and they can be cleaned up with a vacuum. Lego offers many themed packages that will enable your child to become comfortable in his future employment. The Lego service station will allow him or her to get experience with the layout and operation of a gas station. This will afford him some talking points when interviewing with Habarrah for the midnight shift.

The Prison Transport may prove to have dual benifits. The first being a opportunity to explore law enforcement as a potential career but without the hassles of reviwe boards and civil lawsuits. Once someone is a prisoner nobody really cares what happens to them so it is like a free pass to beat them on the way to jail. Your child can act out various attempts to escape or even some scenerios of discipline that may happen when a prisoner gets out of line. Also this playset affords the child the tools to learn what it takes to break away from said officials and how to construct get away plan.

With the proper exposure, your child can walk into an fast food restaraunt and be promoted to drive through kingpin within weeks. Playskool makes great playsets that will have her asking ' would you like to supersize that" before she says " who's my daddy?" Your future window number 1er can familiarize herself with the layout of the restaraunt and learning the best place to hide from angry customers when the fryer goes down.

When gas reaches $10 a gallon, water is in short supply and the tainted vaccinations have spawned a mutant army, you child better be prepared to join the militia. Get him comfortable with guns now while they are still cute...the guns not the kids, by letting him shoot his sister with an Airsoft gun. Just its name Air ( implying pure, comforting and natural) and Soft ( like toilet paper or erectile dysfunction) makes you feel warm inside. It will be an easy jump to go from shooting the dog with foam pellets to shooting the homeless man picking from your garden.

Teaching your child some basic skills that are not taught in school is essential to his/her preperation.

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