Embarrassed as a Child
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Chapter 1
I woke slowly and flipped onto my stomach groaning as the shrill annoying noise of my alarm clock screeched in my ear "shut up" i groaned stabbing at it with my finger at an unsuccessful attempt to turn it off. slowly my eyes flickered open and i rolled onto my back and sat up not bothering to stifle my tiered yawn, telling the secrets of what a 15 year old school gets upto most nights.
I finished tieing my school tie into an ungainly knot, and flung my bedroom door open pounding down the stairs and out the door without bothering to lock it behind me.
Rachel Stevie Rae Smith (know by most of her friends as RaRa) was one of the most popular girls in the 5th form, with gorgeous Blonde hair and deep hazel eyes boys were literally falling over her, and her complete bitch attitude kept her rivals at bay.
"RACHEL!" Mrs Glunton shouted in her dull monotone
"what" rachel groaned, for some reason all the teacheres absolutely despised her I mean it was only the first day of the new school year and Mrs Glunton was already shouting at her
"RACH- oh there you are" Mrs Glunton started to screech before going back to her usual drone
"what do ya wan' " said Rachel in a rather bored tone
Rachel hated Mrs Glunton she was the worst teacher at school and her massive nose huge bushy eyebrows and menacing glare I think you can understand why. she patrolled the school like it was hers and was always tipping kids off for even having the slightest bit of mascarra or lipgloss on or telling them to tie back their hair, Why couldn't she just relax.
Mrs Glunton's eyes flashed and flared her nostrols at Rachel, I mean someone should tell her to stop doing that - I mean totally unattractive! "what do I want, Rachel Stevie Rae Smith, If I wanted anything more in this world it would be that maybe some kind of miracle would happen and your good kind well behaving twin would suddenly take your place at this school! even for one day! but no since that can't happen I would like you to tuck in your school shirt, wipe off all that make up, roll down your skirt immediately and Rachel...I hope that sometime today that terrible mess on the back of your head will neatly tie itself up into a nice neat ponytail!" and she peered down over the top of her glasses at Rachel in disgust, jeez why did she seem to have a serious problem with people having fun or at least looking good I mean just because she couldn't, didn't mean everyone else had to copy her! GOD!
I walked slowly up to Mrs Gluton and said staring into her glaring madened eyes "Lets get something straight between us huh" I whispered glaring back at her with the same hate I saw in her own eyes "you and me huh seem to be on different roads at the moment but I want you to know that while I'm here I make MY own decisions not some stuck up teacher! OK!" I smiled wickedly at her before turning on my heel and strutting away from her into the cheering crowd of my desparate followers leaving Mrs Glunton completely dumfounded, and I'll tell you one thing no one and I mean no one messes with me!
Chapter 2
The first few weeks of the school year and everything was normal I was queen of 5th form and everyone worshiped me as their goddess, "MOVE!!!" I shouted at a guy from our year who was sitting in my seat.
"wha-what!?"
"I said MOOOVE!!!!"
The poor guy looked terrified and completely frozen but managed to move before I got really angry I mean god doesn't he know who I am!
I can't even begin to remember when I was the loser of the year I mean God how on earth did that happen but you know everything is good now. everything is perfect. Until she found out...
Chapter 3
It was a normal sunday afternoon, which is actually quite unfortunate because sunday afternoons were the worst you had to get ready for school plus it ment no more lie ins no more time to yourself instead school tommorow. altthough that wasn't to bad seeing her position in the school rankings of populatity, maybe it would've been different if she wasn't so popular but she was so there was no point dwelling on that was there?
but that was the moment her mum decided to burst into her room interupting Rachels smirking thoughts
"whaaat" she said grouchily, couldn't she see she was busy with the last part of that sunday before she had to go to waking up at 7 fr another whole week!
"guess what I just found!!!" her mother squealed
"what" said the bemused rachel
"I have just found the videos of you when you used to model for that old baby nappy advertisement when you were...." her mum shook her head shook her head "...I don't know how old!" she beamed down at Rachel and said "isn't that exciting!"
Rachel slowly sat up taking everything in then screamed "WHAT!!!"
"do you want me do show you" her mum continued excitedly
"not in particular actually, no!"
"oh common' it'll be a right laugh
"um yeah mum thats kinda why I don't want to see!"
nether the less her mum dragged her infront of their big new shiny plasma tv and pushed in the old video with great difficulty and lots of crys of annoyance as the video just wouldn't slide and slot into place.
Throughout the whole video I stared in horror at the TV while her mum made cooing and awww noises. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, it was like a horror movie but worse! I was lying on this disgusting looking bed while strange women came over and changed my nappy! Over and over and OVER again!
"mum" I started slowly but raised my voice into a thundering boom, that I almost swear shook the room still "I want you to GET RID OF THIS VIDEO AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN!!! IS THAT CLEAR!"
"but darling its such a cute little video of you!!! my little honny shortbread!"
I looked at her in horror "dont EVER call me that again do you understand NEVER, you never told me I was in a baby horror advertisement anyway! and I want you to burn that video wether you like It or not! ok!"
The smile on my mums face didn't faulter "now now rachel I'm sure your just shocked" my mouth dropped wide open "I'm sure you don't really want me to get ri-"
"BURN IT" I yelled and stormed upstairs to my room, omg no one can find out about this no one!!!!
Chapter 4
I lounged on the sunbed in the hot sun of the early auturm weather which was usually quite hot, all thoughts of yesterday forgotten.
"RACHEL" yelled my mums annoying voice from inside inturupting my peacful relaxation
"what!" I yelled back with annoyance
"Simmone's here" she called back
at that I leaped off my sunbed and darted in doors, to where simmone was standing at the front
"hey!" i said
"come in come in" said my mum enthusiastically, very embarrasing
"do ya wanna watch tv?"I asked
"yea sure" simmone replyed nodding
"oooh I know the perfect thing we could watch" cried my mum excitedly
"oh no mum just go away" I sighed trying to sound as relaxed as i could, but already my mind was wurring, drat drat drat drat i thought she wont show the dvd she won't "um actually I don't feel like the tv anymore how about we go on the computer" i stuttered
"oh know lets watch the tv for a little while i wanna see what your mum wants to show us!" she said in a drousy relexed voice
"oh yes!, i have the perfect dvd!" my mum enthused, and picked up a dvd, not that dvd, not that one! I thought. At the last moment I flung myself towards the disc tending to grab it but hearing a rather angelic snapping sound, i breathed a sigh of relief and looked up at my mum.
"ah you broke it, don't worry dear" she said to me a little too calmly
"oh now we cant watch that film can we what a shame" I said acting as sad as I could trying not to let my sile slip to much
"don't worry dear, I have another copy in the garage!" all my hopes shattered at that point do you think she would notice if i "accidently" fell again?... probably
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lizoz says:
2 months ago
thanx for reading ,please comment, positive comments or constructive critisisum please :), don't forget to do the poll :D