Emo People

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By mrpajamasharkman

Agh. Emo people. Who understands them? You? I certainly don't. And you emo people reading this - don't whine. I'll explain why later, but don't say that you don't whine. Because you probably do. Most emo people do.

My first question is why? What makes life so bad that you do this in the first place? Do your parents abuse you or not give you attention? Or is everyone else doing it? Whichever, emo is stupid. Half the emo people I've met don't even have the guts to cut themselves or even (shudder) write poetry. And I'm glad. Because they're not ENTIRELY stupid.

Next question. Why black? I know, you wear other colors, but damn. All of the black. And the haircuts that cover your face. What do you have to hide? NOTHING. You are just everyday, ordinary people. And I bet a good portion of the population is uglier than you. The piercings don't help though, and now I think I've answered the previous question. You have to hide the piercings. The nose, ear, ear, ear, eyebrow, lip, ear, ear, naval, tongue, and ear piercings. GOD DAMN. What is it with the piercings? Why tight clothes? WHY EVERYTHING?!

NEXT. I understand that you want to express yourselves. But don't be so damn SAD about it. JESUS. The black paintings with the blood painted on. The poetry saying how much you want to die and get it over with. That's the reason so many emo people are pussies. The ones who really mean it have already done it. And broken hearts? OH WAH. I'll sob my eyes out for you! Or I would, if every person in HISTORY had not already had a broken heart. So your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you. GET OVER IT. It's been done before.

An emo person has no real mental issues (besides the obvious ones). You are NO DIFFERENT MENTALLY than ANYONE ELSE. We are all crazy in our own way. You just think yours is way worse. Oh sure, eating disorders, but that's just dumb. How do you find it hard to eat? IT'S EASY. Food on fork. Fork in mouth. Chew, swallow. Repeat. GET OVER IT. You aren't fat! In fact, half of the anorexic people out there DIE because they probably can't move their legs. Maybe it's to help you fit into your skintight clothes. I don't WANT to see a perfect outline of your ass. In fact, I don't want to see a perfect outline of your body at ALL.

And what's this? Goth was here before you. And punk before that. Dust in the wind for sure, because your fad will be gone in another 2-3 years. 4 or 5 if you're lucky. ("But we're not!" cried the little emo people.)

I'm up to the whining now. Why do you incessantly WHINE? It seems that you all just complain. Oh, my life is so bad! Stop the war! Life is hell! BULLSHIT. BULL-F@#&ING-SHIT. You think your life is bad? Move to South Frickin' Africa. There are people there who would gladly sell the shirts off of their backs for a gourmet meal and an education. I'm sure they would like those bone-tight clothes of yours. At least they're clean. You complain as you sit in your AC, listening to your iPhone, texting your other emo friends about your latest poem of how you can't get your hair to do that flippy thing your favorite pretty(ugly)face music artist's does. And the people in Africa, or the Middle East, or Asia sit there quietly and STARVE. As you refuse food so you can look skinny. You people scare me.

Now, if there are any discrepancies, it is merely hyperbole. If this offended you, keep it to yourself. If you don't keep it to yourself, you will be told to SHUT UP. Have a nice day. :D

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gena  says:
6 months ago

welli fink it ok lol

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bandmerchandise  says:
5 months ago

We do need to seek to understand the emo teen.

kk  says:
4 months ago

ur amazing. and brilliant.

emo girl and proud  says:
3 months ago

Shut the f*ck look at wat ur doin whining about emos! how sad can u be to steriotype emos as whiny, depressed, heart broken people! Im emo but i dont want too kill or cut myself and yes my hair does cover one of my eyes but still who cares!!! seriously get a life other than insulting poeple who u know nothin about!!!

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mrpajamasharkman  says:
3 months ago

Listen well little (not quite) emo. You don't cut yourself, and you don't wanna kill yourself. What did I just say up there? The ones that REALLY ARE EMO have already done it. And I'm not whining. I am pointing out. And you know what else I'm pointing out? The fact that YOU'RE whining. 5 out of the 7 emo people I currently know DO WHINE. They do complain.

Now, you shut the fu*k up. I'm not sorry you're offended. Now that I think about it, it's kind of funny. And by the way, PLEASE learn better spelling, punctuation and grammar. It doesn't make you sound quite as dumb.

I have a life: that's why I've been on for 4 months and only made 8 hubs. I would do way more, but this is non-profit for me, and I do, in fact, have other things to do. Like NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS THAT OFFEND ME.

To everyone else, thanks for the comments!

emo   says:
3 months ago

shut da hell up you know nothing

emo angel   says:
3 months ago

got summet wrong with emo's like u god dam arse holes fuk u for eva biches like you dnt un

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mrpajamasharkman  says:
3 months ago

Sweet JESUS. Do you know NOTHING? I wouldn't mind your COMPLAINING so much, if you would at least use proper PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR.

"shut da hell up u know nothing"

"got summet wrong with emo's like u god dam arse holes fuk u for eva bitches like u dnt un"

What is "dnt un"? And "like you"? I'm NOT emo. Otherwise I probably wouldn't make fun of them. Please.

I'm just not gonna waste my time with trash like you. All you do is prove my stereotype, and insult my mind with your terrible grammar. I might POSSIBLY CONSIDER LETTING THE THOUGHT PONDER THE MEREST POSSIBILITY OF CROSSING MY MIND if you at least used proper spelling and grammar. Otherwise, arguing with you OVER THE INTERNET is a waste of time.

SHUT THE HELL UP.

YOU KNOW NOTHING!!  says:
4 weeks ago

How the hell do you know what I've been through you fucking prick! Dont fucking say that you know all and telling people to get over it!, its not that easy to "get over it" you fucking prick, Wait till something happens to you then someone who is a fucking know it all prick about life tell you "get over it" then you'll know how it fucking feels!

*I wait for the the rain, so i can cry without hiding*

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mrpajamasharkman  says:
4 weeks ago

Could you come up with another comeback besides "fucking prick," please?  And please, if you hide while you cry, it just proves that you think nobody understands you.  And I'm not saying I know it all.  I, in fact, state that I do not know everything, which is why I wrote this.  If you have a problem, you should perhaps see a counselor for it.  I would if something happened to me.

This is the last time I will argue with anyone on this topic, because arguing over the internet is like competing in the special Olympics: even if you win, you're still a retard.

emo_xxx  says:
3 days ago

how can you say all these things.if you were emo you would know how hard life really is for us. we have family issues and i've been hospitalized for teen depression and suicide because i started cutting when ppL made fun of me for no reason.we dont whine. we cry in corners because we're afraid to live life.its not easy to get over it.razor blades ? its to ease our pain.the pain you ppL will never understand.black ? we wear it because it's the color of our souls. attention ? we dont need it. it just so happens that ppL think that way. we dont need selfish beings like you to say other wise. damn .

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