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By Ralph Deeds

The Worst Woman in the World

Vote below for your favorite candidate for "Worst Woman in the World." For anyone inclined to accuse me of misogyny, I promise a future hub offering the opportunity to vote for the "Worst Man in the World."

You're welcome to submit additional women or men candidates in the comments box.


Judge Sharon "Killer" Keller

Sharon has the dead, compassionless eyes of a cold-blooded killer.
Sharon has the dead, compassionless eyes of a cold-blooded killer.

8-20-09 NYT Votes for Sharon Keller

Editorial

An Unfit Judge

  Published: August 20, 2009

Judge Sharon Keller, the Texas appellate court judge who closed the clerk’s office before a death row inmate could file a last-minute appeal, is fighting to keep her job. At a hearing on Wednesday, she said in a crowded courtroom that if she had it to do again, she would do the same thing. That testimony is further proof of why Judge Keller needs to be removed from the bench.

On Sept. 25, 2007, Michael Richard’s lawyers called the court clerk’s office to say they were running late in delivering the papers for his appeal. The Supreme Court had unexpectedly issued an order in another death penalty case that they believed provided grounds for putting off his execution. When the request to keep the office open reached Judge Keller, she insisted it would close promptly at 5 p.m. The appeal was not filed, and Mr. Richard was executed hours later.

Judge Keller is now facing five counts of judicial misconduct and a possible recommendation that the state judicial system remove her from the bench.

In court this week, Judge Keller lashed out at the condemned man’s lawyers, blaming them for the controversy. She argued that Mr. Richard could still have filed his appeal by seeking out another judge, but that misses the point. She did not follow appropriate procedures. And clearly, under any interpretation of the rules, given that a life lay in the balance, the clerk’s office should have stayed open.

Judge Keller’s profound lack of appreciation for the seriousness of taking a life — and the obligations it places on the state — is similar to the disturbing dissent that Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas delivered this week in the Troy Davis case. They suggested there was no constitutional problem with executing a man who could prove he was innocent.

We believe the death penalty is in all cases wrong. But people who support it should still insist that it be carried out only after a prisoner has been given every reasonable chance to make his case. Judge Keller’s callous indifference in a case where the stakes could not have been higher makes her unfit for office.


Texas Criminal Judge Accused of Misconduct

In this morning's NY Times I found a late entry in the Worst Woman in The World contest whose evil equals and perhaps even surpasses that of the current leader, Ann Coulter.

Gretel C. Kovach in the NYTimes article linked below describes the most recent candidate for the worst woman in the world, Judge Sharon "Killer" Keller chief judge of Texas' highest criminal court.

In 1998, Keller wrote the opinion denying a new trial for Roy Criner, a mentally retarded man convicted of rape and murder, even though DNA tests conducted after his trial showed that it was not his semen in the victim. Keller said, "We can't give new trials to everyone who establishes, after conviction, that they might be innocent. We would have no finality in the criminal justice system, and finality is important."

Of course finality is more important than justice in the justice system!

In one of his few such uncharacteristic moments of mercy, Governor George W. Bush pardoned Mr. Criner.

To Judge Keller's detractors, the Criner decision highlighted what they see as her strong and habitual bias for the prosecution. Texas defense lawyers describe her as a "law-and-order" zealot who rejects most appeals out of hand. Her defenders say she's a hard worker, an "engaging conversationalist" and admire "her calm confidence and the strength of her convictions." She's someone "who never complains, never explains." Her court colleagues have nicknamed her "Mother Superior" because of her devout Roman Catholic faith.

Seventeen months ago, lawyers for a man facing execution sought extra time to file a last minute appeal. Judge Keller refused to delay the closing of her clerk's office past 5p.m. even though late filings are common on the day of a scheduled execution. The man, Michael Richard was put to death a few hours later. Based on that case the State Commission on Judicial Conduct last month charged Judge Keller with incompetence, violating her duties and casting public discredit on the judiciary. Keller could be tried and forced off the bench. Keller was elected to the bench in 1994 in a campaign in which she described herself as "pro-prosecution."

Here's a link to Gretel Kovach's article



Judge Sharon "Killer" Keller, Presiding Judge of Texas' Criminal Court


Margaret Thatcher

"Thatcher's world was one in which people are not respected for their humanity but valued according to their usefulness to those in power. To those foolish enough to still think of Thatcher as a female version of Ronald Reagan--in other words, those who don't understand how her undisguised social Darwinism was far more ruthless than Reagan's blithe free-market cheerleading--the novels (Derek Raymond's Factory novels) might be a shock. In Raymond's novels "murder has become a perfect expression of the prevaioing political order--in this case, Margaret Thatcher's Britain. Thatcher famously claimed that there is no such thing as society. In the Factory novels, the social order can't be violated because it has already been dismantled."

[Borrowed from Charles Taylor's review of Derek Raymond's Factory novels in The Nation January 5, 2009]

Tony Benn on Thatcher


Sister Aloysius Beauvier

Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep

Sister Aloysious Beauvier

Denny's Diner Waitress "No side orders!'


Denny's Waitress (Lorna Thayer)

Lorna Thayer, Jack Nicholson, Karen Black
Lorna Thayer, Jack Nicholson, Karen Black

Nurse Ratched


Nurse Ratched

Louise Fletcher
Louise Fletcher

Elizabeth Montgomery

Elizabeth Montgomery
Elizabeth Montgomery

Lizzie Borden

Lizzie Borden Song


Martha Graham as Clytemnestra

Clytemnestra

Ann Coulter


Ann Coulter


The Worst Women in the World

Who's the worst woman in the world?

  • Sister Aloysius Beauvier
  • Lizzie Borden
  • Denny's Waitress
  • Clytemnestra
  • Ann Coulter
  • Nurse Ratched
  • Lorena Bobbit
  • Sharon "Killer" Keller
  • Laura Ingraham
  • Nancy Grace
  • Margaret Thatcher
See results without voting

Tied for the lead--Keller and Coulter

Ann Coulter and "Killer" Keller were tied for the lead when I closed the polls in order to add Nancy Grace and Laura Ingraham. Unfortunately, adding names erases previous results. and starts the voting from zero for each candidate.

Nancy Grace

Laura Ingraham

Lorena Bobbitt, by popular demand

Lorena and John Bobbitt

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Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Vote here for the worst woman in the world.

Lita Sorensen profile image

Lita Sorensen  says:
9 months ago

Anne Coulter, Ralph, Anne Coulter. She does some real damage and is still alive.

TheMoneyGuy profile image

TheMoneyGuy  says:
9 months ago

Ralph,

I like them all, I can't help it no matter how crazy a woman is they are still what make us do the crazy things we do. LOL

Thank you for a good saturday afternoon smile.

TMG

Teresa McGurk profile image

Teresa McGurk  says:
9 months ago

My vote goes to Anne Coulter.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Two votes for Ann Coulter. Do you really think Ann's worse than Lizzie Borden who axed her father and step-mother? Or Clytemnestra who, legend has it, murdered her husband, Agamemnon, King of Greece and his concubine, Cassandra? What about Nurse Rached who refused to let the boys watch the World Series on TV and who was responsible for Jack Nicholson's lobotomy. Or the Denny's waitress who wouldn't take subsittutions?

TheMoneyGuy profile image

TheMoneyGuy  says:
9 months ago

Ok if I have to vote, Nurse Rachet that world series thing was over the top.

But, I would like to give Loraina Bobbit an honorable mention.

TMG

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

I forgot about Lorena. I'll see if I can find some info and add her to the list.

eovery profile image

eovery  says:
9 months ago

I am going to get hate mail over this. Ann's a babe! But she uses too much eye liner.

My vote goes to Nancy Pelosi, after writing the stimulus bill.

OH, NO! WHAT DID I DO?  Now I have to watch out for the Secret Service.  If you do not hear from me again, you know what happened.

Keep on Hubbing!

And the age old secret to hubpages. Why does it insert an extra line here, that I go back in and remove? I don't want to waist cyperpaper.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Thanks for your comments.

barranca profile image

barranca  says:
9 months ago

sham colder gets my vote.

Sufidreamer profile image

Sufidreamer  says:
9 months ago

Have to go for Clytemnestra - that term is still used as an insult over here! Mind you, Agamemnon was a pompous idiot, so they deserved each other!

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
9 months ago

Lizzie Borden was a nut, however Lorena Bobbit went to the exteme I don't know who in their right mind as a woman would ever do such a thing? I wonder if she was related to Jeffrey Dahmer? He chose to kill and eat his prey and she chose to bite off something she shouldn't of I am certainly glad she got caught before she ended up being like her relation.:)

Vladimir Uhri profile image

Vladimir Uhri  says:
9 months ago

I like Anne Coulter, of course I am different, I am not liberal socialist or liberal communist. Every one has some negative side, but major on who is bad is not very kosher.

Vladimir Uhri profile image

Vladimir Uhri  says:
9 months ago

Regarding of Wikipedia, there is a lot good information, but critical thinking, there is a lots of missinforamtions.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Barranca, Sham Colder?

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Vladimir, I use Wikipedia a lot, but I agree that it's far from perfect. Thanks for your comment.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Another suggestion--Marie Antoinette who said "Let them eat cake!" when told that the populace was hungry.

Also, Leona Helmsley, the "Queen of Mean" who left her billions to her cat.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Ann Coulter has a big lead in the voting for the worst woman in the world--57% compared to her nearest competotors, Lizzie Borden, Clytemnestra and Nurse Ratched, all at 14%. Where are all you Ann Coulter supporters?

Lita Sorensen profile image

Lita Sorensen  says:
9 months ago

They don't like to hang out at your hubs, Ralph. lol. You should go back to the politics forum (if you feel like it--I don't really) and show them how it is done. (A compliment.)

ColdWarBaby profile image

ColdWarBaby  says:
9 months ago

Coulter gets my vote, hands down.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Tnx. Coulter has extended her lead to 73%. Lorena Bobbit might have given her a run for the money, if I'd thought of including her on the original list.

barranca profile image

barranca  says:
9 months ago

I'm not sure Coulter is a woman. She is, I believe, a transmogrified alien from the planet anorexia.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

As I recall none other than George Will referred to Ann as "him."

ajcor profile image

ajcor  says:
9 months ago

I enjoyed this hub Ralph Deeds - voted - but have to say i had never heard of Ann Coulter until this minute - doesn't sound at all popular ....

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Ann Coulter is an evil woman. She appears fairly often on conservative TV talk shows that you don't get down under.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

I've re-opened the polls to allow voting on two additional candidates for "The Worst Woman in the World," Lorena Bobbitt and Sharon "Killer" Keller either of whom could defeat Ann Coulter the leader with 72% before these two outstanding candidates were added.

maven101 profile image

maven101  says:
9 months ago

Hillary Clinton is far and away the most evil woman on the planet....at least Coulter hasn't had anyone killed..anyone remember Mike Foster...

Ann Coulter is FUNNY...Liberals can't handle that...

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Coulter is funny sometimes. Most of the time she's just nasty.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Ann_Coulter_Leaves_a_Bad_T

I'm not a big fan of Hillary, but I don't think she comes close to qualifying for this contest. I remember Mike Foster very well. He committed suicide in a park along the Potomoc. I was in Washington at the time.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

If you like sick, racist, homophobic humor, she's funny.

issues veritas  says:
9 months ago

Nancy Grace

Hillary Clinton

Gloria Allred

Barbara Walters

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Thanks for the suggestions. I'd be happy to add names, but the votes disappear each time I do that. If it had occurred to me, I would have put Nancy Grace on the original list. She might even have come ahead of Ann Coulter, who at least has a bit of a sense of humor.

issues veritas  says:
9 months ago

I have the same problem with polls.

I had one of former presidents that I have to do by hand and add new entries.

Dan S  says:
9 months ago

I looked at the top of the list but didn't see Nancy Pelosi?

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

We'll consider her along with the other write-in candidates.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Thanks to Peter F., Here are 10 more nominees-- http://believe-or-not.blogspot.com:80/2008/09/top- But I think I'll stick with Judge Sharon Keller.

linda  says:
9 months ago

Ann evil now that made me laugh Ralph. Don't like someone that is intelligent, funny and speaks the truth? Placing her on your most evil people list says a lot about you not Ann. Would Rush be on your most evil men list? However, since you decided to put political people on that list I would like you to include Maxine Waters for her testomony regarding Fannie and Freddie and of course her saying during her testimony that they were sound due to her good friend Frainlin Raines.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Ann Coulter speaks the truth? Are you crazy?  Limbaugh is looney tunes more than evil. Refresh my memory on Maxine Waters' testimony. I'm not a big fan of Franklin Raines. As I recall he cooked the books at Fannie Mae in order to increase his bonus.

You apparently neglected to exercise your right to vote for someone other than Ann? If you don't think she's evil what about the others? Are you a fan of Judge Sharon Keller also? Or, what about Lorena Bobbitt?

linda  says:
9 months ago

Here is a wonderful video of staring Waters and Pelosi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMInSfanqg

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Pelosi was right about the failure of the Bush administration to regulate Wall Street. Maxine Waters was off base on Raines and Fannie Mae but not in any sense evil. The evil people were at AIG, Countrywide Bank, City Bank, Merrill Lynch and the other crooks on Wall Street. Ayn Rand worshipper, Alan Greenspan, played a major role in the collapse, but I would call him mistaken, not evil. Robert Rubin and Larry Summers also were wrong in their support of repealing Glass Steagal and in their blind faith in free, unregulated markets, but I wouldn't call them evil. BTW there were several others on the ballot above that I would put ahead of Ann Coulter. My vote went to Judge Keller.

Here's some info for you consideration on you pal Ann Coulter

http://hubpages.com/hub/Ann_Coulter_Leaves_a_Bad_T

Thanks for your comments! 

JAZZBO  says:
9 months ago

For me it was a tossup between Judge Keller and Ann Coulter. I went with Keller because she's been responsible for the execution of potentially innocent people. Ann Coulter is an obnoxius entertainer who is actually funny on rare occasions.

linda  says:
9 months ago

interesting article on my choice of Maxine for most evil woman from today's wall street journal.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123682571772404053

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Thanks Linda! I'm no fan of Maxine either.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Here's one for you Linda, Wells Fargo and HSBC accused of mortgage discriminatin against African-Americans--

http://hubpages.com/hub/Crook-Alert-Wells-Fargo-Ac

Seamus  says:
9 months ago

Where is Nancy Grace?

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Good suggestion. You're the second one who suggested Nancy. Laura Ingraham also belongs near the top of the list.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

The polls were closed briefly and four new candidates for worst woman in the world were added: Margaret Thatcher, Sharon "Killer" Keller, Nancy Grace and Laura Ingraham. Voting can now resume starting again for zero for each candidate.

Ann Coulter was tied for the lead with "Killer" Keller when the polls were closed.

Mighty Mom profile image

Mighty Mom  says:
9 months ago

I think both Lizzie Borden and Lorena Bobbit had semi-legitimate motives. There is no excuse for Ann Coulter OR Laura Ingraham. Nancy Grace is annoying but not evil per se.

Great idea for a hub. Can't wait to see the men's list. Can anyone best Adolph?

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Tnx, MM. Well Cheney comes to mind as a possibility or Genghis Khan or maybe Nero. I'm taking nominations. Jeffrey Dahmer perhaps? Lizzie was crazy.

Mighty Mom profile image

Mighty Mom  says:
9 months ago

Lizzy was temporarily rendered insane by imbibing rancid mutton stew, I believe. Not unlike the bread mold that induced "witch-like" behavior in Salem in the 1600s...

Your male candidates all deserve spots on the ballot. How about Caligula? Henry VIII wasn't too nice to his wives, but wasn't bloody awful to the rest of the country. Rasputin? Stalin? Idi Amin?

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Definitely Stalin and Idi Amin. I don't know a lot about Rasputin. I recall he was ane evil influence on the Czarina Alexandra.

linda  says:
9 months ago

here is one for you ralph...and I am ashamed of the Democratics...I am embarassed and to see the true Obama make fun of people that have birth defects...so what if he apologized...the world saw this mans true nature his apology is meaningless...it is like the defendant that killed someone and at his sentencing before the judge announces he turns to the victim's family and says I am sorry I realize the pain I have caused you; I made a thoughtless mistake.

I am not proud of the Democratic leadership at all...Pelosi said it was unamerican to enforce laws and I say she and her party are unamerica in their behavior. It is a sad day for all Americans as they have been hoodwinked by a Chicago Thug Politician.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBUVNQdC4vg&eur

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
9 months ago

Well the AIG affair from start to finish isn't the proudest chapter in corporate and U.S. government history. However, the uproar over the $165 million in bonuses is small potatos compared to the more than $100 billion of taxpayers' funds passed through AIG to its counterparties, including $12.6 billion to Goldman Sachs. This deal was cut with two Goldman CEOs in the room--current CEO Blankfein and former Goldman CEO, Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson, along with Current Sec. Treasury, Tim Geithner. The counterparties got paid 100 cents on the dollar; no haircut for them!

http://hubpages.com/hub/Crook-Alert-AIG-Paying-100

James A Watkins profile image

James A Watkins  says:
7 months ago

Margaret Sanger—hands down.

Margaret Thatcher!? Pshaw!

Gypsy Willow profile image

Gypsy Willow  says:
7 months ago

If this was set in uk Maggy Thatcher, milk snatcher would win hands down

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
7 months ago

No doubt. She's an evil woman straight out of Herbert Spencer via Ayn Rand. Too bad Dickens isn't around to satirize her in a contemporary novel.

MFB III profile image

MFB III  says:
2 weeks ago

Anne Coulteer with Sarah Palin running a close second. there is just something about th inane minds of these two that gets under my skin. Wink Wink.....MFB III

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
2 weeks ago

I agree. I should have included Palin as a nominee.

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