Excuse You - The Question Box - June 21 2009

We're back...just a tad late. But what a weekend! None the less, Cap and Jenn are back with the another letter from the question box....here we go:

 I have repeatedly found pornography on my husband's computer. When I talked to him about it, he apologized and said he wouldn't do it again, but this week I found more. Is it my fault for prying on his computer? What should I do?

**Jenny Snoop**  To be honest, yes it is your fault. I was always told people who go looking for trouble always find it. Is the Pornography really bothering you because you think you can not fulfill your husband's desires like these women or is it because he spends too much time fantasizing over these images. If either of these is your real answer I suggest you join him in his new found fetish and spice your marriage up, which is always a plus.

Your other possible option is to just have a heart to heart with your husband and express your feelings, and just let him know that the porn really does bother you. Please do not give him an ultimatum because you truly may not like the response you get.

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***Cap*** Um, give me a second......okay, sorry I was just finishing up watching The Hangover...oh wait....I'm sorry, the box says "The Hung Over"...still a great flick. Three guys go to Reno, because they can't afford Vegas. They lose their friend and they end up in this brothel with Mika Tan and a 13 inch....well you get the picture. 

Now, I am in disagreement with Jenn on this one (which is common). It's your husbands fault. He's horrible at hiding stuff. He probably hid the porno in a folder labeled "Private Documents" or "Honey Stay Out" right on the desktop. Dude, when it comes to hiding porn, you gotta go deep. You have to put those Asian vixen videos in a folder where she'll never go. Once you find that folder, you gotta name it something 'computery' like "Beta 8 Data Ram Test" and then program your penis to remember that folder name.

Not to let the women off easy, I'm sure if you guys increased your "activity" it would be a little easier for him to curb off the porn. What are you at now, 2 or 3 times a month? Let's boost that to 2 or 3 times a week (there are seven days for pete's sake). And stop wearing that ugly t-shirt with the bleach spot and your college sweat pants...not to mention those flag-mast sized underwear. If you two go at it like two lions fighting over a pork chop, he'll be too worn out to watch porn constantly and you'll be too worn out to care if he does. Problem solved....you're welcome   

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