Extenze Review – An Honest One
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Extenze Review
If you are looking to buy a male enhancement product, then you may want to evaluate the reviews on Extenze. These sorts of reviews are widely available and have been circulating in the Internet. They are particularly useful if you are considering this product for purchase. There are more than a few convincing and disturbing criticisms and reviews that have been posted regarding this product.
The product is stated to boost the size of the penis, increase sensitivity, and raise sex drive, performance. It has also been reported to hasten the achievement of an erection as well as increase the number of erections. The product is also advertised not as a dietary supplement but as an herbal supplement.
The reality that not all Extenze customers are satisfied with the product is something to seriously consider. Claims of poor customer service and the difficulties in cancelling membership or obtaining refunds for unused products despite guarantees are also disturbing. There is a good amount of reviews on the product which indicates that customer service is unresponsive to refund and termination requests. Other reviews claim that customer service staff are impolite and requests to forward concerns to a supervisor are met with little or no results and, in some cases, result in being hung up on.
More upsetting is the lack of constructive Extenze reviews. There are no credible testimonials which talk about the product's effectivity listed on the site. A quick search will generate a number of unenthusiastic partial results instead of sites which commend the product or sell it. This only shows that there are a lot of extremely negative reviews about this product and it is almost certainly less effective than it is advertised.
There is also evidence based on Extenze reviews that termination attempts are frequently ignored, burdening clients with huge credit card bills that cannot be reimbursed due to a lack of reply from refund requests, even after the product is sent back. There are also claims that while the trial period is 7 days, you must call off your request within 5 days of ordering, not receiving. This means that most people end up getting charged before they even obtain the product. This has in turn augmented the number of depressing Extenze reviews.
There is no concrete evidence that the product is one that can do what it says it can. In fact, most herbal supplements do not produce impressive results when it comes to increasing size. They can be effective, however, in increasing libido and producing some of the same results as Viagra. Keep in mind, though, that there are various Extenze reviews which could help you decide whether or not this is the correct product for you. According to Extenze reviews, trying this product should be done at your own risk.
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How is this a review? You haven't tried it, therefore you've got nothing to review. All you do is point out that information is lacking, and that you've heard the company is shady (which you repeat, by the way).
After 6 months of being on extenze my penis increased in size from 1.3inches to 1.7inches and instread of blowing a load after 8 seconds i can last last up to 12 seconds (my wife is 452lbs and i promised her a bigger penis as a christmas gift) However...there is one major downside. My penis is as flacid as a wet noodle on a hot day. I need the assistance of popsicle sticks in order for it to remain a throbbing and rigid...........Oh and by the way, my ball sac shrivled up like a dry rasin and has the odor of a hot streaming skid mark freshly laid in my great grandmothers pantaloons....,..But all in all i would reccommend this product to everyone from ages 6-12.
skidweed joahonson's comment = awesomeness
lmao
for all those ppl who want there penis to grow 4 inches in a month or two its impossible. if u atleast take extenze for five months ull see an inch or two in length and a little bit thicker so keep takin it and stop complaining u posers
skidweed funny stuff
You can't take a pill to make a body part grow larger. If this stuff worked, then it would be prescribed by doctors and endorsed by the medical associations. What a crock! Save your money and buy some porn.
Before I started taking Extenze my penis 6 3/4 inches. After taking Extenze for about two months my penis was slightly less than 6 inches. That's right. My tool shrank. I stopped taking it. My penis has not restored itself to it's old size. To make matters worse, I could not get them to stop sending me the stuff and charging me for it. I had to file a complaint with my credit card company to get them to stop charging and get some of my money back. Mark my words. One of these days your will be hearing about the prosecution of the Extenze company executives.
I did not have a positive experience with this product. It is a scam, a very expensive one. They charged $50/month and made a separate charge of $2, and they never really explained what the 2nd charge was for. To make matters worse, they call you over and over again if you stop using their product. It has been a loss of money and privacy with all the calls.
damn skidweed...lmao!!!
First and foremost, Skidweed, "U DA MAN!" Incredible wit! Years ago I tried something and found it all to be nonsense. One has to wonder what would have happened they sent me a placebo? It is all mental. Save your money and buy a good motorcycle. The reality is this, if a woman is concerned about who you are going to satisfy with what you came into this world with, let her know the truth. You are going to satisfy "YOU!" Then have a beer and a cigar!
Really I bought some extenze from wal-mart two month supply and I didn't even feel any thing. no increases and no harder erections. this product doesn't work do not buy it.
do not buy this i can't put enough emphasis on this
look im really just trying to get laid without it lasting for a minute or two and size DOES matter so does the shit work or not
well here goes . I ordered this product and it came in the mail. here it is 8/12/09 I took one pill at 4 pm and about 2 hrs later , was not feeling anything , so I took another pill at 6 pm . now its 7:30 pm and still no effect , so i popped another pill , still nothing at 8 :30 pm , took another pill , by 9:30 still no effect , so i took another pill . all said and done , i popped 5 pills into me . I knew my wife and her girlfriend would be coming home around 10 pm , and her girlfriend has not been laid in some time , i wanted to be joe stud for a couple of hours . now its 10:30 pm still no effect , we got started with some foreplay , and then the sex happened , but during all of this , there were no special effects by using this product . i performed like usual , like i had not taken any special enhancers . I really thought , i was going to tear up their bootys with an extra big penis . now remember , I popped 5 pills , and my mojo , should have been, at its beyond peek for hours . My honest OPINION here is , THAT THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT WORK . the following morning , no side effects , still no feelings or effects , while i sit here and give you my honest opinion . that girl on the t.v. ad really appears to be so horny that she has not seen dick in some 20 yrs , and now she is going to get laid for the first time .
SAVE YOUR MONEY , and don't buy this product , use products that have results like - viagra , etc. that show they are medically proven .
sorry EXTENZE - maximum strenght , your product did NOT perform like your add says .
I bought extenze 2 months ago and used it everyday somedays i took 2 pills one in the morning and one at night and my penis which was exactly 5 inches is now 6.5 inches and it also has thickness but i will continue to keep using until my dick is like good 7.5 inches and then i can enjoy and get off it for sometime and then go back again if i want to i never thought this shit would work but it worked for me from 2nd week u just have to wait it doesn't work right away
I bought extenze 2 months ago and used it everyday somedays i took 2 pills one in the morning and one at night and my penis which was exactly 5 inches is now 6.5 inches and it also has thickness but i will continue to keep using until my dick is like good 7.5 inches and then i can enjoy and get off it for sometime and then go back again if i want to i never thought this shit would work but it worked for me from 2nd week u just have to wait it doesn't work right away
I took extenze for 2 months and noticed a increase in size, girth, and my sex drive. I also lasted alot longer which made me happy as well as my partners. But one downfall is once you stop taking it you lose some of your size.
i been taking extenze for 2years now i strated with 5inches and now its close to 23inches when should i stop taking it oyea its 9inches wide [for real]
i took it for about two weeks. that shit didnt work. when i nutted it was the same intensity. my dick didnt any bigger. that shit is a waste of fuckn money. take that money and buy some horny goat weed and call it a night.
Dang this product sucks. Sadly I have a 2.6 inch penis so I decided to take some so called penis enlargement pills. Well long story short instead of getting bigger like it was advertised, I got smaller! This broke my heart. This Product DON'T work at all! Its a huge scam.
my penis began to shake uncontrollably after taking this product... unfortunately i did not read the directions. I took 14 pills in one day and noticed the shaking around 7 p.m that night. My usually 7 inch penis eventually grew to an extremely, and painfully, stretch of 13 inches long and 8 inches around. Later, I pounded my wife with my horse-like dong and she had to go to the E.R. I also have to re-paint my bedroom walls after I blew what seemed to be a 3 gallon load of semen all over it. I do not recommend this product to anyone sensitive to caffeine.
well im a girl and i like girls, so i took the male extenze pill hoping to get my clitorious bigger and it works, its like 3 inches long and big now
wtf its a male product.
I want to hear more stories from GJS.
This shit is a scam. How the hell do people say it works when it does not do anything. I got 6" which I would say is normal, I thought hell if I got an extra inch that would be great. It really is a scam, people on here saying it works probably work for the company. They need to show before and after photos of it working, like someone said, get some Viagra and phuck for 2 hours and call it good.
I bet the people that say it works are just trying to get other people ripped off so they won't feel alone and like the dumbest ever.
Richard Cervantes is the most believable commenter in here who would admit they only have 2.6". shriveling is the only thing I'd believe will happen to you. I'm sure their are people in this world who would say smoking pot makes you intelligent. any one who has spent even just the cost of postage is amung the Worlds dumbest. Its not the size of the wand that counts. its the magic in it. if you want it bigger throw about 50 condoms on it. Morons
opting out:
you must have a really small penis.
"Its not the size of the wand that counts. its the magic in it."
i bet you beat of to dragons harry potter lokkin mutha fucker.
did your pastor tell you that?
bitch.
opting out:
you must have a really small penis.
"Its not the size of the wand that counts. its the magic in it."
i bet you beat of to dragons harry potter lokkin mutha fucker.
did your pastor tell you that?
bitch.
I RECEIVED EXTENZE FROM A FRIEND, HE GETS IT FOR FREE AT HIS STORE. SO WE DECIDED TO TRY IT TO SEE IF MAYBE IT WORKS. I'M ALMOST 8IN ERECT, MY FRIEND SAYS HE JUST WANTS TO GET TO MY SIZE, BUT OF COURSE WERE NEVER SATISFIED WITH WHAT WE HAVE. SO WE BOTH HAVE BEEN TAKING IT FOR TWO MONTHS NOW, AND WE BOTH JUST NOTICED A NUMBING FEELING ONLY. NO INCREASE IN SIZE WHAT SO EVER. WELL WE GET IT FOR FREE SO WE'LL KEEP USING IT UNTIL I GUESS WE GET TIRED OF DOING THIS DAILY. BUT TO LET YAL KNOW NOTHING SPECTACULAR HAS HAPPENED.
I use a penis pump instead of Extense this shit is garbage
skidweed that was awsomely funny
I tried this because we all want a bigger penis regardless of how big we are already. I am not about to get on TV and state that however. Not to mention the great marketing they do, it is easy to get sucked in. As if these guys would be telling the world they want a bigger penis if they were not being compensated generously. The CEO is obviously making too much money that he needs 2 racing teams as a tax shelter rather than pay the IRS. I can't blame them, if I were making billions like they are, I would have an F1 team myself. Now for the review.
I am 7" L and 5 and 3/4" in girth. I actually tried this product on two different occasions for 4 months each time with about a 2 yr lay off in between. I really got nothing out of the product but more blood flow to my flacid penis. So, I may have had less shrinkage on the product, but that was it. I was No bigger, no increased sex drive and for no longer of a duration. Again, NO size difference with this product. My girl did not want me any bigger then the size I already was, but like I said earlier; regardless of size we all would like a larger member. So save your money and quit supporting that racing team. Also, I did have some trouble getting my money back, but in the end, I did get the refund minus shipping. I would also like to add that I never had problems achieving an erection before taking the product, but when I got off of it, I did have problems with getting it up for a few months. I am fine now. I thought I would leave this review because so many on here are obviously just f'ing around and there are people who want a serious review. I have tried this product twice for 4 months each time. I tried it again under my girl's CCard to ensure I would get my money back if it did not work the second time. I know, if it didn't work before why try it again? That would be the Maximum Strength formula I got sucked into this time. It was probably just the same formula with a new label. I hope this helped the people who want a serious review by one that tried it for longer than suggested to achieve maximum results.
It's all lies I used for 2 months and did nothing!!!! stay away,don't waste your money!!!!!!!
What I was looking for was a pill that's all natural but works like a Viagra but I guess from what everyone is saying this isn't the protect. Does anyone know of a product like Viagra that works but that's not a prescription?
Did anyone happen to read the possible side effects printed directly on the back of the packaging? I mean I can deal with acne...hair loss....aggresiveness...and irratibility for sure! But im not really sure Im looking to increase my estrogen levels anytime soon. This shit is supposed to make men more .................well manly! not feminine. No thank you
I have been using Extenze since I saw it on TV the first time. My penis size went from 1.5 inch to 11 inches. But you have to take the pills and also hang a 25-pound dumbell to your dick for 4-6 hours a day. That really works!
I was looking through these comments and there were really honorable mentions like the 'weed' guy and 'no extension' and 'honest dude'. Now I think I should'nt use this product. Thanks guys!!!
After reading these comments i just decided to add some true words for some serious people who are looking for answers. No bullshit or funny jokes when it comes to money and health. People are wasting time here, plz give right opinions cause someone is reading this and is going to spend money.
Here is my experience with Extenze, its true they keep on sending the pills and charging the credit card. I had to go through my credit card company to cancel this scam. I tried these pills for 3 months nothing happened no size gain or increase in performance, they completley LIE on TV add. To make things worse when i stopped taking these pills i am having hard time in erections. I used to be hard rock before these pills and now i am seriously having short period of erections.
Its scam and a serious health issue so people dont waste your money.
Wow, where to start? well i took it for the first time about 8 months ago and saw no results for the first month or two.. then i decided to start taking it twice a day and thats when the results began to show.
Between months 2 and 3, I started realizing that my penis was starting to look deflated! So I kinda freaked out a little bit, but my wife suggested that it probably does that before it expands. So, i decided to start taking it 3 times a day and after two more weeks, it looked as if a bus ran over my cock and someone took a pogo stick to it. It honestly looked like an empty fire hose.
So, my wife and I realized we had a problem to deal with, but first we decided to solve it through intercourse. We tried everything to get it hard until finally she started giving me head. It didnt get hard til she rubbed both nipples on it and blew on the head of my penis really hard. It was almost like it was a cheat code to get my penis hard/bigger!!!
So she just kept blowing and blowing, harder and harder, and it kept growing and growing. She couldn't get enough of it until it deflated like a popped balloon and semen went EVERYWHERE! Luckily we have an asian maid who was quick to get naked and lick us clean from the semen.
Oh yeah and I highly recommend the product, it was a fun experience.
I first took extenze and did not notice much of a difference in my 2 inch erected penis. After 3 months of taking the product I grew .17 inches in penis size. My confidence was boosted immensly. Whenever I made eye contact with my wife he instantly became wet; she also had instantanious intense orgasms. She then lost all muscel controll and colapsed, I had to bring her to the hospital for evaluation. My wife had elapsed into a permanent coma due to a kinlugardus erasmus (super intense orgasm). I stopped using the product and shrunk .17 inches back to my origional penis size, and lost confidence in myself..
I do not recomend ExtenZe for those above the age of 12
Side affects that I noticed:
-anal bleedage
-foaming at the mouth
-obsession with Derek Jeter
-Alergic to making pancakes
-Yet more anal bleedage
Thankyou-NaughtyMinx
dont use that it will get smaller when you stop
I have been seeing these stupid advertisments on tv now for over 2 years and to be honest they have been downright irratating to me. I couldn't believe the different stations allow this sexually depraved bullshit on our tvs. Even if it is on only late at night. Latley when ever I have been subjected to one of these comercials I turned off that station for at least the rest of the night if not longer. Well anyway, to my surprise one day I recieved a free months supply of these pills. At first I thought that maybe I had ordered them when I was drunk or something and had not remebered doing it. I have been layed off for a while and have been drinking kind of alot. I usually stay home and don't bother anyone but do tend to black out sometimes if I start too early in the day. So honestly I didn't know for sure where they came from. So I threw them out in the garbage. Well a month later I recieved a 2 month supply? I put them in my desk and called the company to try and figure what was up and wanted to make sure that I wasn't being charged for them. But the customer service people were real dumbass idiots and to top it all off they had a junky attitude towards me. They didn't help me at all. They couldn't help me to figure this one out at all? So anyway those pills sat there in my desk a month before they disapeared? I looked all over the place for them and couldn't find them so after a while I kind of forgot about them? I thought that maybe I had thrown them in the garbage when I was drunk and didn't remember or something. Well a couple of months went by and I was heading to the John when I unexpectently caught my son in there jerking off! I caught him right in the act and he was embarrassed as hell. I told himto put his pants on and to come and talk to me right away in my office. I figured this was as good a time as any to have a talk about the birds and the bees. I just figured I'd try and put a positive spin on all of this but tell him that he might go blind or something if he continued with this activity. As I waited for him to come to my office I thought to myself" Damm that kid sure has a big dick. His dick was big as mine if not bigger and he is only 8 years old. Well he still hadn't come into see me and it had been over 20 minutes so I yelled to him to come into my office immediatly. He surprisingly yelled back to me from the back yard behind the garage. So I yelled at him angrily to get his ass in the house right away if he knew what was good for him. When all this first started I felt bad for him because I knew it must be embarrising to him but now I was starting to get mad because I have always insisted on his always listening to my directions, no ifs ands or buts. I heard the garbage cans bang and fall over so I went after him to see what his problem was exactly. Whe I got to him he was cussing sitting on top of the garbage cans In the middle of a bunch of garbage that was now laying all over the ground. He had somehow fell into it. He quickly got up and turned around to pick up all the spilled garbage.
I grabbed him by the arm and told himto get to my office. Forget this garbage right now boy I said. We need to talk now! I kept hold of his arm and marched him into the house. Just as we walked in my wife came home. She took one look at my son and shouted oh my god! What is going on around here? She had a totally shocked look on her face as she stared at my son. It had been dark outside so I hadn't really noticed anything strange other than my sons screwy behavior. I followed my eyes to try and understand what had upsett her so, and that's when I saw it. My son was pitching a major tent in his pants. I yelled at my wife and told her I would get to the bottom of this. I led him into my office still having hold of his arm and I sat him down. He still had major wood going as he sat down and he tried to cover his hard on with his hands. He was totally mortified to say the least. I was puzzled at this point. I didn't even know where to start with him. Thinking to myself and not having a clue to what was happening right in front of me and I just asked the only question that I could think of to ask him. What the Hell is going Richard? Do you have something you wish to tell me son while you still have the chance. I looked him right in the eye. He immediatly looked away from my stare and nervously shot a quick guilty look over to my desk cabinet and hurriedly looked down at the floor. It took my a few seconds to add everything up at that point. Then it came to me. Before I could say a word he blurted it out.
I took them daddy I took them!!! You ate those pills Dicky!!! Yes daddy and it hurts bad. I think it's gonna explode if it doesn't stop daddy. I'm scared daddy I'm scared!!! How many did you take Richard tell me I yelled very worried at this point. Alot daddy! I dont know! alot! Help me daddy its throbbing and it's starting to really hurt daddy. I was floored and I didn't know what to do. Thank god my wife had made it home and not long after all the commotion she burst into the office. She shouted oh my god my little dicky! What have you done?What have you done? I started to get my mind together and stood up and said." I'm taking him to the hospital right now!" My wife started to cry. Oh my god my baby! Oh dicky what did you do dicky. Is your thing ok baby? Is it all right? Her motherly instincts just took over and she took down his pants needing to see for herself exactly what was going on with his equipment. It popped out of his pants standing straight up in the air. It was an angry red now and looked as if all the vessels in his dick were going to blow out. It throbbed heavily making it rock back and fourth with a heavy pulse. My wives head rockedback in fourth in synch with his twitching thing as if she was too shocked to even react. She was mesmorized in shock! Just then Dickey shreaked and grabbed hold of his out of control boner. That's when it happened. He shot a huge load straight at my wives face. It went flying so fast that I just knew it would hit her sqaurein her face. But she dodged her head out of the way just in time and it missed her. She had always been good at doing that. I think she was totally allergic to cum on her face at all. She was a master cum dodger for sure. Believe me I gave up trying to nail her there. She was to quick. She had perfect reflexes when itcame to that I hate to admit. Anyway the load flew over her head way up to the window up o er my desk. It nailed our dumbass cat right in the eye with a major load and knocked the it right out of the open window into the back yard. It happened so fast that if you would of blinked you would have missed it. The cat howled and ran out of the yard. We were both shocked and looked at each other in amazement. We both turned to look at our son and he had this dopey look on his face, half happy and relieved an half completely embarrased. His hard on was gone and weirdly and honestly we were all relieved in our own way. My wife took himinto a bath and put him to bed insisting that we leave him alone for tonight. That's when the whole story came out. She told me then that she was the one who had ordered the extenze tablets from tv as a surprise to me. She ordered them in her name on her card and had changed the postage packaging to changer the recipients name to mine instead of hers she had them sent to her office address so I wouldn't intercept them and get upsett that she had ordered them for me to take. She thought that I might give them a try if no one knew about them. Well my son apparently found the first package she ordered and had asked her what they were. Without thinking she told him that it was old candy and that it was not for him. My wife is a total health freak and rarely let's our kid even have any candy accept on Easter. My son must have somehow found the little blue extenze pills in the garbage when I tossed them out and ate them thinking they were candy. My wife then said to me "They must work honey. Maybe I should restart the order.
What do you think?" I don't know about that crap I said. It doesn't seem healthy. I don't want to talk about that st
(Continued)(forgive the ruff draft my iPhone doesn't have a spell check on it right now)
Part#2- I don't know about that crap I said. It doesn't seem healthy. I don't want to talk about that stuff right now. I'm going outside to pick up the garbage. As I went behind the garage to the garbage I found our dog eating in the garbage. I threw my hat at him and he ran out of the messing and immediatly started licking himself. Ipicked up all the garbage and through the newly refilled bags back into the cans. I looked for the extenze packages but hadn't seen any. I wanted to know where the rest of those pills were if there were any left at all but I didn't see a sighn of them at all until I took a good look at my dog. That when I noticed the chewed up packages right next to him. They were all gone. But the worst part was that rocky my dog had a huge red crayon going and he was hung like a doggy porn star. I couldn't believe this shit was happening to me. The dog was all hot and bothered and he got up and started humping the air wildly. I was flabergasted at this point. Just then my cat come strolling back around. Our cat and dog were good buddies so the cat went right over to rocky not knowing that he wasn't himself before it was to late. Before snowball knew what was happening to her rocky had grabbed a hold of her and gave her his huge crayola hole in one right off the starting line. The cat was declawed so it couldn't really fight back. Although I always kind of hated that cat I really felt sorry for it as it was totally
ran through. I never heard a cat screaml like that. It finally broke free and ran for it's life with rocky running right behind her. She jumped right over the fence and away downthe alley and rocky followed her exactly making the same perfect jump without ever touching the fence as he followed right behind the poor tormented cat. They ran away and we never saw them again. Neither one of them. I don't know for sure but I had read in the paper the next day that there was a German shepard that was shot by animal control that had tried to attact some teenage girls that were skinny dipping that same night when their parents were away. None of the girls were bit but apparently one was undertaking therapy for some reason. The newspaper article didn't convey any further details. I went out and bought another German shepard a couple weeks later. I was pretty sure rocky wasn't coming back. Well I think there is a moral to this story. If you focus on your dick in the end your pursuits will bring you nothing but problems and grief. Just look what has happened to me. I never have ever tried extenze for myself after having all this happen but I really believe that this stuff seriously works. I saw it with my own eyes. Really! Oh I also have a bridge in Brooklyn that I have for sale if any one is interested. There's an old saying. "Theres a sucker born every minute" Are you a sucker? If so go buy some of these super dick pills. Con artists have to eat too, right?
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I have been seeing these stupid extenze advertisments on tv now for over 2 years and to be honest they have been downright irratating to me. I can't believe that different stations allow this sexually depraved bullshit on our tvs. Even if it is on only late at night. Latley when ever I have been subjected to one of these insulting comercials I turn off that station for at least the rest of the night if not longer. Well anyway, to my surprise, one day I recieved a free months supply of these pills. At first I thought that maybe I had ordered them when I was drunk or something and had not remebered doing so. I have been layed off for a while and have been drinking kind of alot during this time out of boredom. I usually stay home and don't bother anyone but do tend to black outa little lately sometimes if I start too early in the day. So honestly I didn't know for sure where they came from. So I threw them outside in the garbage. Well a month later I recieved a 2 month supply? I put them in my desk and called the company to try and figure what was up and wanted to make sure that I wasn't being charged for any of them. But the customer service people were real dumbass idiots and to top it all off they had a junky attitude towards me. They didn't help me at all. They couldn't help me to figure this one? They didnt have a clue. The only way they said they could trace any sales was if I submitted my card number to them. So obviously I told them to get lost. So anyway those pills sat there in my desk for a month before they disapeared? I looked all over the place for them and couldn't find them. So after a while I kind of forgot about them? I thought that maybe I had thrown them in the garbage when I was drunk and didn't remember or something. Well some time went by after that and I was heading to the John in my house as i came from my local corner bar, when I unexpectently caught my son in there jerking off! I caught him right in the act and he was embarrassed as hell. I didnt even know he was home by himself. I told him to put his pants on and to come and talk to me right away in my office. I figured this was as good a time as any to have a talk about the birds and the bees. I just figured I'd try and put a positive spin on all of this but tell him that he might go blind or something if he continued with this activity. As I waited for him to come to my office I thought to myself" Damm that kid sure has a big dick. His dick was big as mine if not bigger and he is only 8 years old. Well he still hadn't come into see me and it had been over 20 minutes, so I yelled to him to come into my office immediatly. He surprisingly yelled back to me from the back yard behind the garage. So I yelled at him angrily to get his ass in the house right away if he knew what was good for him. When all this first started I felt bad for him because I knew it must be embarrising for him but now I was starting to get mad because I have always insisted on his always listening to my direction, no ifs ands or buts. I heard the garbage cans bang and fall over so I went after him to see just what his problem was exactly. When I got to him he was cussing sitting on top of the garbage cans In the middle of a bunch of garbage. It was scattered all over, a big mess, laying all over the ground. He had somehow fell into the cans or something somehow? He quickly got up and turned around to pick up all the spilled garbage. Acting very strangly.
I grabbed him by the arm and told him to get to my office. "Forget this garbage right now boy" I said. "We need to talk now!" I kept hold of his arm and marched him into the house. Just as we walked in my wife came home. She took one look at my son and shouted "oh my god! What is going on around here?" She had a totally shocked look on her face as she stared down at my son. It had been dark outside so I hadn't really noticed anything strange about him other than his screwy behavior. I followed her eyes to try and understand what had upsett her so, and that's when I saw it. My son was pitching a major tent in his pants. I yelled at my wife " Go in the other room. I will handle this." I led him into my office still having hold of his arm and I sat him down. He still had major wood going as he sat down and he tried to cover his hard on with his hands. He was totally mortified to say the least. I was totally puzzled at this point. I didn't even know where to start with him. Thinking to myself and not having a clue what was happening, I just asked the only question that I could think of to ask him. "What the Hell is going Richard? Do you have something you wish to tell me son while you still have the chance." I looked him right in the eye. He immediatly looked away from my stare and nervously shot a quick guilty look over to my desk cabinet and hurriedly looked down at the floor. It took me a few seconds to add everything up at that point. Then it all came to me. But before I could say a word he blurted it out.
"I took them daddy I took them!!!" "You ate those pills Dicky!!!" "Yes daddy and it hurts bad. I think it's gonna explode if it doesn't stop daddy. I'm scared daddy I'm scared!!!" "How many did you take Richard? Tell me!" I yelled, very worried at this point. "Alot daddy! I dont know! alot! Help me daddy its throbbing and it's starting to really hurt daddy." I was floored and I didn't know what to do. Thank god my wife had made it home and not long after all the commotion she burst into the office. She apparently had been listening. She shouted "Oh my god my little dicky! What have you done?What have you done? "I started to get my mind together and stood up and said." I'm taking him to the hospital right now!" My wife started to cry. "Oh my god my baby! Oh dicky what did you do dicky. Is your thing ok baby? Is it all right?" Her motherly instincts just took over and she took down his pants needing to see for herself exactly what was going on with his equipment. It popped out of his pants standing straight up in the air. It was an angry red now and looked as if all the vessels in his dick were going to blow out. It throbbed heavily making it rock back and fourth with a heavy pulse. My wives head rockedback in fourth in synch with his twitching thing as if she was hypnotized, too shocked to even react. She seemed mesmorized for almost 20 or 30 seconds. Just then Dickey shreaked and grabbed hold of his out of control boner. That's when it happened. He shot a huge load straight at my wives face. It went flying so fast that I just knew it would hit her sqaure in the face. But she dodged her head out of the way just in time and it missed her. She had always been good at doing that. I think she was totally allergic to cum on her face anywhere. She was a master cum dodger for sure. Believe me I gave up trying to nail her there years ago. She was just to quick. Anyway the load flew right over her head, way up to the window up over my desk. He nailed our dumbass cat right in the head with a major load that knockedl it right out of the open window into the back yard. It happened so fast that if you would of blinked you would have missed it. The cat shreeked and ran out of the yard. We were both shocked and looked at each other in amazement. We both turned to look at our son and he had this dopey look on his face, half happy and relieved and half really embarrased. His hard on was gone and weirdly and honestly we were all relieved in our own way. My wife took him into a bath and put him to bed insisting that we leave him alone for tonight. That's when the whole story came out. She told me then that she was the one who had ordered the extenze tablets from tv as a surprise to me. She ordered them in her name on her card and had changed the postage packaging to change the recipients name to mine instead of hers. She had them sent to her office address so I wouldn't intercept them and get upsett that she had ordered them for me. She thought that I might give them a try if no one knew about them. Well my son apparently found the first package she ordered and had asked her what they were. Without thinking she to
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Without thinking she told him that it was old candy and that it was not for him. My wife is a total health freak and rarely let's our kid even have any candy accept on Easter. My son must have somehow found the little blue extenze pills in my desk cabinet or in the garbage when I tossed them out and then ate them thinking they were candy. My wife then said to me "They must work honey. Maybe I should restart the order.
What do you think?" "I don't know about that crap." I said. "It doesn't seem healthy." My wife had proved herself to be the lamest lay around over and over many times over. "I don't want to talk about that stuff right now." (Or ever I thought to myself.) "I'm going outside to pick up the garbage." As I went behind the garage to the garbage I found our dog eating in the garbage. I threw my hat at him and he ran out of the mess and immediatly sat off to the side of the garage, licking himself. I picked up all the garbage and through the newly refilled bags back into the cans. I had looked for any extenze packages but hadn't seen any. I wanted to know where the rest of those pills were if there were any left at all, but I didn't see a sighn of them at all. Not until I took a good look back at my dog. That's when I noticed the chewed up packages right next to him. They were all chewed away and gone. But the worst part was that my dog rocky had a huge red crayon going and he was hung like a doggy porn star. I couldn't believe this shit was really happening. The dog was all hot and bothered and he then got up and started humping the air wildly. I was flabergasted at this point. Just then my cat come strolling back around. Our cat and dog were good buddies so the cat went right over to rocky not knowing that he wasn't himself before it was to late. Before snowball knew what was happening to her rocky had grabbed a hold of her behind her neck and gave her his huge crayola, hole in one , right off the starting block. The cat was declawed so it couldn't really fight back. Although I always kind of hated that cat, I really felt sorry for it as it was totally
run through. By Rocky's talywacker! I never heard a cat scream like that. It finally broke free and ran for it's life with rocky running right behind her. She flew over the fence and away downt he alley and Rocky followed her making the same perfect jump without ever touching the fence as he followed right behind the poor tormented cat. They ran away down the alley and I never saw them again. Neither one of them. I don't know for sure, but I had read in the paper the next day that there was a German shepard that was shot by animal control that had tried to attact some teenage girls that were skinny dipping that same night when their parents were away. None of the girls were bit but apparently one was undertaking some kind of therapy for some reason. The newspaper article didn't convey any further details. I went out and bought another German shepard a couple weeks later. I was pretty sure Rocky wasn't coming back. Well I think there is a moral to this story. If you focus too much on your dick, in the end your pursuits will bring you nothing but problems and grief. Just look what has happened to me. I never have ever tried extenze for myself after having all this happen, but I really believe that this stuff seriously works. I saw it with my own eyes. Really! Oh by the way I also have a bridge in Brooklyn that I have for sale if any one is interested. There's an old saying. "Theres a sucker born every minute" Are you a sucker? If so go buy some of these super dick pills. Con artists have to eat too, right?
They say it works on "that certain part of the male body". They should be more specific! My dick is the same size but my left foot is now three inches longer than my right. Thanks Extenze!
people i have try a lots of enlargement pill out there on the market, and i have spend of money as well. But believed me they are scam and they don't work at all. These people are willing to sell anything to dump idiot people like us, I'm sorry people i have to admit it. Sometime you have to face the fact. There's no such thing out there that will increase your penis larger then your original. You guys should be happy that you have a dick to use. It's not all about the size that matter, is how you used it. God bless America! peace out!!!
I tried extenze while drinking. I took 4 pills with 8 shots. i experienced explosive diarreah and puked for a few hours. after this was all done i looked down an noticed my dick was gone.
I'm going to fucking PRISON because of this product. I to 100 pills and walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
skidweed review was hilarious.
This product does not work!!!! It's a sales pitch. You can not grow an extra arm by taking a pill. Muscle does not grow in 1 month and that is what your penis is made of!!!!! Hello you small boners. If you can't keep you dog up to last more then 1/2 with out saying, Alleluia.... You need to see a Doctor not buy junk that says, you will grow in weeks. Hell, if there were such a thing in this world, people from all over would be buying it as a break through that can make muscle (meat) grow. So if I lost my leg I should find what makes a new grow out from where the old one was at... Duh...... Loosers
ok this shit doesn't work all it did was make me blow a load halfway across my room not even fuckin joking
ok this shit doesn't work all it did was make me blow a load halfway across my room not even fuckin joking
Ok, So I tried it right afetr it came out, my boyfriend is always complaining about how I don't have a sex drive (we do it twice a week). I took the female version of extenze for 2 weeks, and WOW, what a difference. I ended up backing off to once every other day because of wanting to hump everything I saw, not necessarily men, but pillows, stuffed animals, our dog, whatever I could wrap my legs around. My boyfriend was worn out, and it was I telling him his sex drive needed a boosting. It wasn't till I saw an erect horse on my parents property that I realized I needed to slow it down to every other day.If it wasn't for being outside and freezing, I would have been ass up on a hay bale begging the horse for it. Side effects....YES! I'm always dripping wet, by vagina is swollen, and my clitoris is so big, I finally know what it's like to have to be careful with me zipper. I can no longer wear thongs, as they ride up my pussy, further than my ass. I recommend this product if you want to become a porn star, than get fired because your twat looks like a steaming peach that was dropped off a house. Yah, I'm horny all the time, but at a price... The animals run from me, and the price of laundry detergent to constanly wash everything in the house that i have to get off on is killing me. Oh, and we now have to replave our couch, cause both arms are worn down to the foam. Get the product, but be warned, you'll be able to fit just about everything in there, and you'll need a lots of maxi-pads to avoid looking like you wet your pants all the time. I'm not joking!
Funny thing what these people ate doing just to sell thier product I saw an add at like2 in da morning on cartoon network! Pervs
if size matters why is it always the guys problem
let her do some shrinking clamp it down ladys
some of you is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
I think different products vary with different people in the way of which it may work. For example, I take Saw Palmetto 450mg and it really helps stimulate me. I also can go from one load to three or more in a day. So again, what works for me may not work for you. Also you have to be careful with some things you take to help improve your "mojo" shall we say. Some products could effect your sex drive in the long run. Good luck to you all! And if your man or women can love you for what you have then tell s/he to move on! I am sure someone out there would love to ride that cock of yours.
There are so many of those dumb commercials I just had to read some on-line reviews. All I can say is that it would be awesome if some of these on-line experiences were on the tv commercials, so I could laugh my balls off on a nightly basis.
i used to have a 4 inch penis and i heard about extenze. i started taking it and after 2 months my penis grew 3 inches and it is now 7 inches long. THIS PRODUCT WORKS
Josh says:
5 months ago
I tried extenze and yes it made me bigger and inch to be exact, but i only took it for 2 months and then stopped because i got compaints from my wife that i was getting too big. I stopped taking extenze and noticed a huge difference in performance and size. i went back to my original size in about 2 weeks and then my stamina left me as well. I have recently gone back on extenze and have noticed my stamina increace as well as my size. I advize that if you want to try extenze that you plan on useing it for the rest of your life because for me i have to take it now just to get an erection